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Deconstructing my way through Bible school. DV survivor, author of The Frog in the Pot. 🐸 Mostly an @eanhammond roast account. a.co/d/3PIUagS Lancaster, PA Joined November 2020-
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If it’s illegal, like protecting sexual predators is, maybe Christians will finally read it
Sobbing! At therapy
Broke: “she’s fragile like a bomb” Woke: “she’s fragile like a really really old skin over really really old legs”
THEOBROS ONLY: You’re alone in the woods. Would you rather meet a bear or a woman wearing yoga pants?
Ask Ean what he’s waiting for
Every time median rent goes up $100, homelessness goes up 9%. But sure, keep talking about "drug addiction."
You wonder why women choose the bear, anon? Wonder no longer.
“This is the worst thing in the entire universe” - 8yo, on a hike
Or those who are criminals but never got caught/convicted???? 99.3% of rapists are never convicted of their rape.
Or those who are criminals but never got caught/convicted???? 99.3% of rapists are never convicted of their rape. https://t.co/4ukYNSqOPU
This is the start of Keon Coleman's first press conference as a member of the Buffalo Bills. Covering this man is going to be a real treat. #BillsMafia @WKBW
twitter replies when a woman says she’d rather meet a bear in the woods than a strange man
Funny how I've never heard a woman say, "When my son was born I finally realized that men are people! Every man alive is someone's SON, maybe a BROTHER or NEPHEW! I knew I'd do anything to keep my boy safe and that violence against men is NOT OKAY! Ladies can I get an awomen 🙏"
A reminder that we are commanded to greet each other with a holy kiss WAY more times than women are told they can’t preach. (5 times for those keeping score! Romans 16:16, 1 Cor 16:20; 2 Cor 13:12, 1 Thess 5:26, 1 Peter 5:14)
The post that almost caused my husband to block me
The post that almost caused my husband to block me
I’ve hit peak suburban dad - watering my front lawn in my bathrobe and flip flops at 9pm
Ezekiel 23:20 - “there she lusted after her lovers, whose pee pees were like those of donkeys and whose “feels good” was like that of horses” - The Andrew Tate Translation, 2024
Ezekiel 23:20 - “there she lusted after her lovers, whose pee pees were like those of donkeys and whose “feels good” was like that of horses” - The Andrew Tate Translation, 2024
“You can’t read smut and be a Christian” dude there’s an entire book of smut in the Bible
Carissa @CarissasNewLife
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10K Followers 641 Following A multi-denominational, evangelical seminary.would love to know which journalist at "parents" magazine thought, "this would be a great story for our target audience."
Hey Christians: The fact that you hate your Muslim neighbors even more than your Jewish neighbors does not mean you’re not antisemitic.
I regret to inform you I will not be writing the great American novel bc I am just super tired all the time
This one hurts
Fuck
Xenia is out of surgery and feeling very sleeeeeeepy. But everything went well and she should be good to go in a few days.
Hey everyone. Our friend created a GFM to help us get through this stretch. With Xenia’s 9th surgery, bankruptcy (oddly expensive), moving, and an extended hospital stay, things are adding up. If you have extra, please consider helping out. Link below! Also, QT/RT if you can!
Welp, looks like I'll be submitting my 2-week notice with my current job.
Baby sloths are hung out to dry after bathtime
Mine is being alone with a man in the woods actually
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
I don’t think the average person has any idea how much the followers of John MacArthur venerate and very nearly worship him.
I wonder if we could get Kristoff do a re-record of his song, but make it “Bears are better than men”?
I don't think about my graduation that much but boy you guys do! And that's hilarious.
I honestly would have taken Dr. out of my handle months ago like I did when I put Mrs. in when I got married except that it makes people so, so upset. If that offends you I am not going to deny myself the little pleasure of being a tack in your shoe.
“there’s no such thing as mental illness” says christian pastor with narcissistic personality disorder
mine is that there is a murderer behind my shower curtain just waiting to attack me the second i sit on the toilet, but to each their own.
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
Some Christians: “Be not afraid” of a deadly virus that is killing people Be afraid of imaginary persecution that is definitely coming we assume