AngryMacMan @AngryMacMan
Life spent in a Box.Selling Mac.Hating Idiots.nsfw.maybe sweary. All opinions & views are my own and 2F*cks not given ©2021 Joined April 2012-
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M-“do you have a mask you can wear?” C-“i’m exempt” M-“sorry about that im afraid we’ll have to deal with you at the door” C-“but I want to browse” M-“🤷🏻♂️” C *puts on mask” M-“ there you fucking go”
I don't care if you're vaccinated or not. The fruit vendor I work for requires a mask. So you wear one and get assistance or go home and order your shit online and get it delivered to your maskless house.
Ah man: what was in that drink? How long have I been out for? Wtf why are people wearing masks?
@AppleholicAnon @IDGAFGenius I get to keep my job. 😢
EU lawmakers double down on push for common smartphone charger, rejecting Apple’s arguments - 9to5Mac ... Cook screaming “Fuck the EU” ...just like the UK government. 9to5mac.com/2020/01/30/app…
Gee I wonder what that could be? *cough*porn*cough*
Need to search for something without leaving a history? Safari has your back. Here's how to turn on Private Browsing: apple.co/2GDVS4D
I know..I know I’ve been away a while …would you believe I had been held hostage by Zuck for slagging off FB? No? Oh ok I’m just fucking lazy then.
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My job is an understaffed reoccurring nightmare
C”this iPhone seems really dark on the screen” M”have you turned up the brightness” C “yeah first thing I did” M” let me take a look…your brightness is down” C”…” M”were your eyes closed?”
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Before the internet . . . Email was mail Ebooks were books And Elon Musk was a bold new scent by Faberge
M - “No Madam Google maps cannot access your fucking Bank details.”
Tim Apple... said president c##t flap boingboing.net/2019/03/07/tim…
C”well I think it’s a pretty poor show you’ve not tried a surface go...” M”I’d never forgive myself.suicide would be the only answer if I did...”
Apple Reportedly Advised Technicians to Push iPhone Upgrades to Customers With Out-of-Warranty Devices... macrumors.com/2019/02/08/app…
M-“so the iPhones start at £599...” C-“you not got anything about £40?” M- “a Fucking cable? An organic untreated leather case?” #wtf
Apple CEO Tim Cook: Customers Are Holding on to Older iPhones 'a Bit Longer' Than in the Past ... “THATS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE” says everyone evah. macrumors.com/2019/01/29/app…
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 321 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 509 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
808 Followers 331 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
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Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed
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GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
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technically, an exper... @GBWoes
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Juan E Vibez @FruitstandJ
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grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 321 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 91 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
Genius Bar Tales @GeniusBarTales
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⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 509 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
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Edward James @FRBastardSon
602 Followers 162 Following Swapped my last device in 2018. Still deal with stupid questions only I get paid more to laugh at them now.
Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed
776 Followers 315 Following I really do like helping people, but the negatives of Apple Retail outweighed the positives. I am a commie.
Who_Ties_Your_Shoes @TiesWho
119 Followers 111 Following I spend my days wandering aisles, helping customers and often wonder who ties their shoes.
Big E @Big_E
45K Followers 2K Following Tech • Platforms • Creator Culture | 12+ years online, 600K+ across platforms. Honest takes for those who buy it & those who build with it 📩 [email protected]
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154 Followers 95 Following Steps of Service = SOS = Save our Souls? (tweets and thoughts do not represent any corporation fruity or otherwise, interactions do not represent endorsement).
GeniusAtTheBar @GeniusAtTheBar
294 Followers 89 Following I get to wear a black hoodie and repair relationships. My views are my own, not that of my corporate overlords.
sophia @yungsaperstein
947 Followers 1K Following several miniature horses inside a trench coat. @dsaemerge @nycdsarjwg 🌹🌸🏳️🌈🇩🇴🇭🇹🇵🇸 (they/them)
loaner eligibility �... @youneediup
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45 Followers 262 Following Technical Expert at Apple. Lover of all things music and movies
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23 Followers 153 Following Anonymous Fruit Tree Employee. My opinions are my own
🪴🌿bagel. @asiagho
2K Followers 1K Following don’t let the fear of limited space keep you from buying more plants
noobs @idknoobs
110 Followers 420 Following rectangle. america. megaphone. monday. butthole. $anoobs
Forum Flunky @crackedatapple
7 Followers 32 Following Parody, sarcasm and sardonicism. Personal reflections and no affiliations.
Rogue Genii @roguegenii
665 Followers 346 Following Completely confused at the unreasonable expectations that people set themselves and expect me to deliver on.
Apple Fritters @frittersapple1
122 Followers 45 Following The Genius role has Planned Obsolescence just like our products...
Diagnositcs Indicate @diagsindicate
268 Followers 54 Following
The Apple's Tail @TheApplesTail
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Deny Service @DenyUntillIDie
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Retail You @retail_you
339 Followers 97 Following Personal thoughts and vents of a fruit stand employee who’s views do not represent the company at large.
bastard genius @abastardgenius
276 Followers 133 Following currently genius, forever bastard. views are most certainly not that of my employer.
Setup Zombie @setupzombie
184 Followers 28 Following I live at Setup. Sometimes, they let me sell stuff. All opinions are mine.
ExpertGeniusPro @fruitstandtales
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Swap King @king_swap
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