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Pessimistic philanthropist Colorado Joined December 2013-
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Maybe he needs a therapist... He's suicidal not crazy Peggy! -King of the Hill
Anime is almost always better than anything physical. Every moment is thought out to the T.
I'm kinda glad that my cousins aren't hot. I would have no qualms against fucking my cousin.
I haven't watch Elfen Lied since I was a young boy and now that I watch it again, I wonder what sort of psychological disturbances I hold.
I never thought I would have cat envy but in light of all these cat videos I see what my cat is lacking: anything special.
Saying "Black Lives Mater" is like saying "Black people are people too."
If you don't punctuate your ideas correctly;;;;;,,,:: it is difficult for your ideas to be taken seriously¿
Poor people cannot run for president without funding from those with economic power.
Waiting for a girl to call you back is like listening to the Jeopardy theme song for days....
Dear Tool, I know you're dealing with lawsuit bullshit. I love you all and I look forward toward your forward movement.
Thank you Primus for bring to light the depth of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Though it is by no means your best album.
It seems to me that most Americans are afraid, depressed and worst of all, boring.
How many dead girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know but I'm up to 56 and they still haven't screwed in that light bulb.
Ebola is a joke. Wait! No it's not. Wait! Yes it is! Wait! I could get hit by a bus tomorrow... Fuck it.
I wish I had two belly buttons. One just isn't enough....... yup, I'm drunk. I wish someone would talk to me. LOVE ME! please.............
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allison @profallison424
182 Followers 744 Following El destino nos puso en el mismo camino.. Depende de nosotros caminar juntos.
OralieChezier @OralieChezier
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SelineBunton @SelineBunton
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AlyciaMattimoe @AlyciaMattimoe
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Kitt.E.Katt❤️ @kittekatt
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ChasingKevin @ChasingKevin
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DonettaPhinisee @DonettaPhinisee
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Ева Грошино... @bochar343
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CheslieRennels @CheslieRennels
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MarjKeinhaut @MarjKeinhaut
127 Followers 420 Following Sometimes I wish you were in my place just to know how I feel.
VannieBaronnet @VannieBaronnet
4 Followers 35 Following REAL BOYFRIEND =Calls you, Loves you, spends QUALITY TIME wit u, Gets jealous, Claims u, Argues wit u & 5 mins later says I love u.
AlviraGrinishki @AlviraGrinishki
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BrinnRivera @BrinnRivera
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MΛƬƬ BᄂΛᄃKΉ�... @mattblackhall
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SeasonFitting @SeasonFitting
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OrsaPlaystead @OrsaPlaystead
140 Followers 728 Following I wish you could hear all of the words I'm too afraid to say.
iHorror.com @iHorrorNews
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Ken Jennings @KenJennings
419K Followers 504 Following Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (https://t.co/pxwTQ2d7lo) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (https://t.co/aURWrO4dAO).
kelly oxford @kellyoxford
699K Followers 923 Following Director. Screenwriter. NYT bestselling author. huge fan of your work.
Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman
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John Hodgman @hodgman
907K Followers 4K Following Good evening, my name is John Hodgman. I didn't ask for or pay for this blue check, and I am rarely ever here anymore.
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
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Maria Bamford @mariabamfoo
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Blake Shelton @blakeshelton
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Doug Benson @DougBenson
684K Followers 710 Following Listen to my free podcasts @DougLovesMovies (weekly) & @WIDEWORLD0DOUGS (monthly) https://t.co/mFxyG8q7At for tour dates https://t.co/h5TSWUb4q1
Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland
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The Nature Conservanc... @nature_org
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WWF @WWF
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Best Friends @bestfriends
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ASPCA @ASPCA
470K Followers 10K Following 🧡 Saving Animals Since 1866 🧡 Fighting Animal Cruelty 🧡 Promoting Adoptable Pets 🧡 Highlighting Our Shelter Partners 🧡 Sharing Touching Transformations
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Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie
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Josh Radnor @JoshRadnor
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WIRED Reviews @wiredreviews
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Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled
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Colorado College @ColoradoCollege
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209K Followers 431 Following In the absence of truth there is confusion; the essence of truth! Watch my new special Never Mind on Veeps: https://t.co/YwpY1fDQFE
Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake
58.5M Followers 337 Following I write hooks but I’m really just here for the bridge.
Cosplay-FTW @CosplayFTW
527 Followers 374 Following Cosplay-FTW provides all things COSPLAY/ANIME/KPOP & more. Follow us here to keep in touch, and subscribe to our Youtube for awesome content.
Radiohead @radiohead
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Milla Jovovich @MillaJovovich
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Dee Bradley Baker @deebradleybaker
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Kaivax @KaivaxBlizzard
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Dave “Fargo” Kosa... @DaveKosak
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