Ashley Gutermuth @AshGutermuth
Stand-up Comedian | Seen on The Tonight Show - Seinfeld Challenge Winner | Military Spouse Rank: General Troublemaker. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ashleygutermuth.com/hello Joined November 2018-
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I’ll be in the gym lifting your granddaddy
As supreme leader, I will advocate for the blowtorching of Twinkies and the marrying of old officers for their retirement.
As supreme leader, I will advocate for the blowtorching of Twinkies and the marrying of old officers for their retirement.
In addition to talking with an internationally known expert in healthy living, nutrition & longevity, our podcast hosts this week talk the string of Navy #suicides, @WreathsAcross & the increase of laser pointer incidents in the @usairforce. legion.org/tangoalphalima… @AshGutermuth
Happy 4th and happy engagement to all the soldiers
The regs say e6 and above requires a curtsy by law. Male or female. Follow the rules! Please drink responsibly
I was humbled to speak at the Inaugural Military Spouses Employment Brunch at @ModernDayMarine this morning. No one is more resilient than a military spouse, and among them, Marine spouses…
I had a great time @ModernDayMarine!
I don’t know what job your parents want you to have but if the conference doesn’t have this sign, move on. @ModernDayMarine
I’ll bring the blanket and baby aspirin
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Up next for #MSF2023 - Alaska! We are riding in style to Anchorage. 🦌 🦌 @AshGutermuth trib.al/uKz49f5
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@AshGutermuth One bright spot is I didn’t know about your account before seeing the bracket!
Ok @WarInstitute @AshGutermuth @Doctrine_Man @FTGNotebook I have you in my final 4 👏🏾 There were alot of upsets picked (apologies to all). Get your bracket done @ArmyLdrExchange 🙌🏾
In addition to talking with an internationally known expert in healthy living, nutrition & longevity, our podcast hosts this week talk the string of Navy #suicides, @WreathsAcross & the increase of laser pointer incidents in the @usairforce. legion.org/tangoalphalima… @AshGutermuth
When your mom is a #lobbyist and she has to shatter everything her civics teacher told her was true about #HowABillBecomesALaw” Can I send her to you for lessons, @MattGlassman312?!
@AshGutermuth @WhiteHouse @FLOTUS Never look at “X” anymore but had to see more White House pix! Congrats
@AshGutermuth @LlcWvbs @AmericanLegion @usairforce @amy_forsythe Pt. 1- Thank you Ashley for your kind words and I want to thank you again for giving myself and so many others the opportunity to share their stories. I admire you and what you’re doing with the podcast - it is making such a difference. ❤️ Secondly, i think ….
@AshGutermuth @LlcWvbs @AmericanLegion @usairforce @amy_forsythe Pt. 2- …this is a great opportunity to segue into a valuable lesson. For all the awesome folks reading this & all my amazing ladies out there, let's shine as a positive force for others. Let's keep lifting each other up & being there for one another.
@AshGutermuth @LlcWvbs @AmericanLegion @usairforce @amy_forsythe Pt. 3-…There's already enough negativity in the world, so let's team up and tackle it together instead of fighting amongst ourselves. ❤️
That resiliency is what makes our spouses so competitive for employment opportunities. We need to keep moving and find ways to enable our spouses to begin and/continue their careers. Special thanks to @MCA_Marines and @AshGutermuth for today's event.
I was humbled to speak at the Inaugural Military Spouses Employment Brunch at @ModernDayMarine this morning. No one is more resilient than a military spouse, and among them, Marine spouses…
@AshGutermuth 😂😂😂. I actually am 20 years older than my wife. Married her when I was a LTC.
@AshGutermuth My dating profile states that I regularly wash with the latest ball soaps!
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@AshGutermuth It's a painful kind of beauty, but it's a beautiful solution nonetheless.