Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio
trans gal, comedy-person, dj, fucking she / goddamn her facebook.com/andyiwancio Seattle, WA Joined July 2009-
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The difference between an Opossum and a Possum is that it can donate blood to both Apossums and Bpossums.
Animals interrupting wildlife photographers - a thread 🧵 1. A curious fox by Dan Dinu
My friends with kids will cancel on plans unprompted, like, *months* from now. I can put up that i’m going on tour in 2076, and there would still be someone saying, “I’m not gonna be able to make it. Asher is going to be in his 30s and battling giant ants then.”
I am friends with some furries. So, I know a few people with that pink and purple dog in them.
@Dhhurwitz @tophermejia @MonicaNevi @seattlejuno @kermetapio @biggersam67 @emmettfungomery We're very excited! So we're featuring interviews with the comics all week. Up first is @andyiwancio, who released her comedy album on @killrockstars last year. Why does she fuck with internet trolls? And does she believe in ghosts? We have answers: thestranger.com/comedy/2024/04…
Cosmotologists are interested in the makeup of the universe.
I'll use self-care if the line is too long at care.
LMFAOOOOOOO THE AEW FANS WERE CHEERING FOR CM PUNK DURING THE VIDEO FOOTAGE 😭 It couldn't get any worse than that 💀
I’m not really into wild sex now. I’m friends with too many hipster dorks. Someone would come on my chest, then i’d be asked, “Uhhh, name three porno movies.”
“The Matrix” is metaphor for a trans woman’s journey. I think “John Wick” describes being a middle-aged trans woman. Being chased by men, but just wanting to go home and talk befriend a cute animal.
The more femme a trans lady is dressed the more heavy her noise rock band is. Petticoats? She definitely has a solo she plays on a garbage disposal motor.
Rave culture is one of the few subcultures where both the jaded and the newbies roll their eyes.
We have different slang in comedy. To “killl” or “murder” means you did very well. To say someone is an “observational comic” we mean dangerous loner.
When comedians get married, the back of the limo says “JUST MESSAGED”.
You shouldn't put down furries. Unless there's nothing else the vets can do for them.
happy trans day of visibility. eat some eggs and pretend you’re making our with her
ny cops < ghostbusters i only support the thin green slime
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natalie @fistfulofhollas
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Black to the Future @Adjective_J
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natalie @fistfulofhollas
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Babs Gray @BabsGray
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DaJour Jones Actor @DaJour40081376
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Mishka Shubaly @MishkaShubaly
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My nonbinary friends:
do not fucking email me with "Ladies: " I am not a lady I am a knife
My mental health isn’t the best… My financial situation isn’t the best… Trying to stay strong… 64 Days Sober!
our time has come 🌭
30-40 hotdog vendors stormed Coachella after a fence toppled over
breadcrumbs, parmesan, dill, hot sauce in case you were wondering
(For the record I smell delightful, all powder and lipstick and hairspray. 🥰)
I have all the snugs for you my sweet girl 💞 We gotta hang soon🙏💖 @andyiwancio
New offering! Springtime snuggles! 💕🌸🪷🌞✨ Who needs some warmth this spring? Did you know the cuddle hormone oxytocin is good for your health!? It stimulates the parasympathetic nervous system to relax & help restore well being 🖤🪻🌿 Get in touch! [email protected]
got 1 table left for @joshgondelman’s late show tonight. who wants it? i’ll get you a very good deal (donald trump voice)
Accidently came home with an alcohol free wine and I've been laughing for 20 minutes
I'm gonna log off. I'm in a Bad Fuckin Mood and I need to pee, walk my dog, and go to this stupid HOA Board meeting with our lawyers and property management company. Today was stupid, and I'll be happy when it's over. 🥲
Why no I don't ever get tired of looking attractive and put together even when I feel miserable thank you
A PERFECT album from the 1990's that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
As we slog through the fetid discourse around sketch comedy and female attractiveness, I want to remind everyone that the Kids in the Hall never made drag the joke, they built CHARACTERS, and Dave Foley was so consistently hot in drag, Newsradio did an episode about it.
today would be a great day for twitter circles to come back
For the first time, Wayne season 1 is available to purchase on @PrimeVideo and @AppleTV (and is on YoutubePremium as well).
This will be the online portfolio i'll be submitting to AEW for their graphic design position. I'm not even close to adding everything I've done. Any thoughts and comments would be appreciated! diazdesigns.myportfolio.com
She will find a way don't you worry
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