Sarah K. @SarahKomedy
🌈 Comedian. Co-owner of Dry Heat Comedy Club. Featured: @MTV, SiriusXM, Reductress. Click on the link for more info about stuff! beacons.page/sarahkcomedy Albuquerque, NM Joined August 2008-
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What if beak was bird-sized and bird was beak-sized? Introducing Toucan: the reverse bird.
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The existence of Judge Judy implies the existence of Jury Judy and Executioner Judy.
transcription service misheard “City of Albuquerque” as “City of Available Cookies”
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you couldn't make this bike today, because of spoke
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HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK
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Not joking that I hope it's her.
Not joking that I hope it's her. https://t.co/MuNqZDgp22
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The sad irony is, if Jack Torrance had just written down what was happening to him, he would have written The Shining, a very successful book.
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Bugs Bunny with 17 fingers on one hand saying AI a stinker
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A LOT of comics need to watch and absorb this part of the conan hot ones
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Lesbians getting ready for the eclipse
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The sun today:
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I heard the lights were going out in Georgia today… 🌑 #solareclipse
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You know she was dizzy asf after doing this
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why does chappell roan kinda look like these cookies
i know i have a lil abq crew on here and so i wanna give you all a little heads up that we are thiiiiiiiiisclose to having something really, REALLY exciting happen at the Dry Heat show tonight. (it’s a secret otherwise)
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is that an earthquake? no, it’s Ramon
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There’s only one correct answer.
There’s only one correct answer. https://t.co/kjJlzlhpCb
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It’s crazy that to buy drinks you gotta show your license. Like we all agree drunk driving is horrible but we’re not selling you liquor unless it’s a possibility
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Men! Do you want to impress a woman on the first date? Take her to see a female comedian. The ability to enjoy a funny woman is something we pick up on INSTANTLY and makes you look like the non-incel you already are! Also, I’ll be headlining the Dayton Funny Bone, May 10-11th!
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@JohnFugelsang @BuffaloSmitty71 @RobynJLeader Talking about abortions, and you wanna talk about Trump? Your Nun mother would be so upset with you 🤦♂️
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anyways yall. i just did something ive always wanted to do. i just walked up to people bbqing at the park and said “hey yall. sorry im late” and faked like i was about to get a plate. then i said “yall im just joking. yall dk me” and everyone laughed and offered me a plate 4real
Still hanging on! 🤩
@SarahKomedy Saw you but I'm awkward ✨
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