Jack Burlington @Asshat_Manager
I work as a Business Development & Online Search Marketing Technical Director. I promote synergy and blue sky thinking. Follow me, I'll change your life England Joined April 2011-
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BBC News: "Blacks go into administration"....A bit racist. I'm sure they can do lots of different jobs.
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#WorstChristmasGiftEver Madeleine Mccann Advent Calendar, all the windows are open and the chocolates already been eaten
BBC News:"Tell loved ones they are overweight this Christmas" and while you're at it, don't forget to tell the mother-in-law shes a cunt too
BBC News:"Students turn to prostitution".Money, sex AND a warm drink..I cannot for the life of me, fathom why they're complaining! #students
Hewlett Packard was established in 1939 by Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard.....I personally would have opted for "Bill & Dave" #marketingpro
@AnnoyedByU Your tweet would be infinitely funnier if you replaced "Snake Charmer" with "Serial Masturbator"
Hi @andreaavachild, It's my last night in Thailand. You need to pick me up from the airport tomorrow. The flight arrives at 3.30 am
Shopping in Krung Thep Maha Nakhon or Bangcock to everyone back in blighty! Missing me yet? #TopExec
fund-a-mental: providing financial support to those with mental health issues
Does anybody know how to add a Meta refresh to a page? I need to do a 103 redirect using the htaccess #seo
@theninguen I guess it can become the fulcrum of a conversation...(see what I did there?)
Whats all this talk about #STRIKE ? I hope they won't riot like last time. Give them an inch and they will take final salary pensions!
for those of you who are wondering where I've been. I'm soul searching in Indonesia, recharging my chi-karma and maxing out my chakra energy
@mattsmumblings I'm SO sorry that I'm not around to amuse you. I'm soul searching in Indonesia. Stress & being a top exec go hand in hand.
@andreaavachild "I am special and unique. I am everything you can never be. "
Blackberry owners won't get this joke
I've just found out Steve Jobs has kicked the bucket.......doesn't matter, he lived life to the macs.
Babysitter? Got the perfect chap for you! He's called "Peter Fyle". Very popular with parents....weirdly, not with kids!
High turn over rate? Nonsense! Variety is the spice of life!!!
Sorry about the absence! I've just been on vacation to the English Riviera, Blackpool!...........its shit, don't go.
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