Just Another Animal @MsMamaL
I'm a good girl, I am Married to the hottest man in the world. Mommy of the most amazing baby. Twitter used to think I'm somewhat funny. favstar.fm/users/MsMamaL/… Scandinavia Joined March 2011-
Tweets10K
-
Followers3K
-
Following3K
-
Likes36K
Hah, just realized a typo...we got married in 2016, not 2017. Oh the pregnant brain!.(Our child is not a bastard...if you were wondering 🤔)
It's called Urban dictionary, but it should really be called Uneducated.
@Avaricious1 Oh thank you so much :D You will be always one of my favorites here on twitter :)
We got married this year and now we are pregnant.I would tweet,but just 2 busy with life.Miss you guys,play nice :)
I stopped loving and I forgot how it is to be human.
Do not avoid staying inside your comfort zone. Instead, work to expand its reaches.
There is more of you when I close my eyes.
If only reading to exam would be as easy as thinking about it
@jonkrup111 all is well, bud. University and boyfriend just keep me too busy to spend time on twitter 😔
@beskrajan just logged in...thank you, I hope you had a wonderful christmas! Xoxo
@beskrajan i missed your tweets...you're awesome :)
@beskrajan i think i got lost kissing my new boyfriend :D i'll be back as soon as I run out of chapstick ;)
@jmakivuoti hah, no joo, mutta sie olit juonu - ei sillon pitäs muistaa näin tarkkaan mitä on nähny ;D
@jmakivuoti hah, iiiks, sää löysit mut 😁😊
@1MeLrO @angeliav68 @Curly_gurl135 @GermanFreckles @gingerj17 @SlipperySecret @vapidaccount Purrr...thanks, gorgeous! :D #FF
Tony P. @Tbone7219
51K Followers 18K Following
CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
181K Followers 162K Following Meanderer, pilgrim, foolosopher. The mind that is not baffled is not employed. With my last breath I would make a poem. Listen to the birds, not the news.
Shane @shanethevein
16K Followers 3K Following I don't care about politics, especially yours. Padres fan. Crodie lover. I block trolls. Born in Hawaii, lives in Texas via Cali, Arizona, and Baltimore.
Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz
15K Followers 13K Following Polar bear whisperer. Weed whore. Merkin model.
Susan W @Maxine12333
13K Followers 10K Following 2 daughters, 1 Downs 2 dogs, Love my kids, dogs, humor. - animals https://t.co/oK9qk05SNX ...
Anna Nonymous @osoplain
19K Followers 9K Following Actions behind the words mean everything @E_lok44 is the leader of my goof troop.
Just Norm @funnyguy
5K Followers 5K Following I'm a fake expert comedian on life. I write jokes and do stand-up and improv comedy. For entertainment purposes only.
Erprawge @Erprawge8645
129 Followers 5K Following
Nealareth @Nealarethx5aeT
54 Followers 4K Following
$exy|Girl @exyGirl616404
57 Followers 2K Following
Steethey @Steethey146182
5 Followers 608 Following
Matt Iversen @Copenhagen_Matt
43 Followers 44 Following
Samson @Theasha136622
52 Followers 2K Following
Mia @PutSomeCoffeeOn
55 Followers 618 Following I don’t need you to be a good sir but you gotta make me wanna spend your life with your mom and then go get back into the game. (I auto filled this in so yeah.)
Brian @B4eeL
4K Followers 4K Following A unique blend of many pronouns, adjectives and verbs. Father | Husband | Realtor®️. Serving northern suburbs of Twin Cities metro and Western Wisconsin
Betsy Massage @BetsyMassage
180 Followers 1K Following
Southern Advice @Southernwerds
46 Followers 738 Following You may be an idiot, but that ain't no reason to be stupid.
Makaria Elixabete @MakariaMusic
99K Followers 26K Following Singer, performer, recording artist, songwriter, model, filmmaker, actor, producer & director. Singing Latin-pop, dance, eclectic, & ballads in English/Spanish
Basically CNN @basicallyCNN
499 Followers 3K Following Bringing you the latest mockery of CNN blasphemy.
Rebecca Evans @Rebecca54773
2K Followers 3K Following
DeathToWallStreet™ @DTWSNFT
86K Followers 40K Following Death To Wall Street Exclusive NFT Collection
iJoey @jumpdashark
10K Followers 5K Following I live in a world of rainbows & butterflies, unicorns & fairy dust. https://t.co/bEfZsQsJjg
Fuck Feelings @Fuuck_Feeelings
17 Followers 21 Following
Custom Kix Designs @charmer1881
232K Followers 254K Following London Fashion Week Designer 2023 creating Custom Art on footwear, accessories & clothing ✨️ Instagram: Custom_kix1881 email: [email protected]
Cletus Grant @CletusGrant1
89 Followers 500 Following
hisnameiscarlos @rarzola74
1K Followers 4K Following
osvaldo Romero @romero_romero98
8 Followers 99 Following Estilo de Vida Deportes México Diversión Música Tecnología@swallowspussy
182 Followers 2K Following @swallowspussy is temporarily unavailable because it violates the X Hateful Profile policy.
Daniel @thecrock1977
2 Followers 50 Following
Michael CraftBeer @beerpicker
2K Followers 4K Following #beer & #craftbeer & #Philadelphia mean the world to me! showrunner of #IfANuclearWinterHappens tag & hashtag games enthusiast in general Pix are by me. #ouch
Baron Samedi @fbneidhardt
167 Followers 810 Following
Music Lovers Fans♫ @ArtistsandMusic
208K Followers 212K Following Music Lovers Network #Musicians. ♫♫ Connecting #Music talented #Artists with #Producers, A&Rs and Fans. #MusicIsLife #indiemusic #entertainment #musicbiz
Bobsaysdrink @WizardofBooze
1K Followers 2K Following I have Opinions, they shall be heard. Fluent in Sarcasm and Spanglish. Eater of Bacon. #DrinkingAllstar
X♪★*RAVERQUEEN*�... @Rayvrq1
617 Followers 3K Following Truecrimeaddict,VW'S,purple,italian ice,string cheese,oranges,rainbows and anything sparkly ✨️ cashapp $Rayvrq1
Youngrep @notreadingonme
147 Followers 1K Following new account. don't follow if you are easily offended or suffer from liberalism disease.
Geek & Chic @geekandchicmx
90 Followers 428 Following Somos la fusión perfecta entre moda y tecnología.
Paola @PaolaRogero
284 Followers 1K Following
Tuibt @Tuibt
1K Followers 2K Following Grabbing Life While I Can.. Because When It's Gone, It's Gone... http://t.co/uVDZSG9JiG . http://t.co/25ilNYEkQr
Prime Keys @Prime_Keys
1K Followers 2K Following Prime Keys is a website that allows you to find the top 10 destinations on the internet for piano/keyboard lessons in 2015.
Maria Varis @45234f5ab077415
19 Followers 240 Following
Vida Collins @hipol21
428 Followers 2K Following We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.
mab @self_shush_bee
12 Followers 143 Followingswum101 @swum101
241 Followers 562 Following Have any of you been caught jerking off by the neighbor hood kids while they where trick or treating. Why I have!!! This is the life and thoughts of swum101
Tony P. @Tbone7219
51K Followers 18K Following
Red Velvet Sin @DontTouchMyWine
11K Followers 558 Following Recently expelled from anger management class, and enjoys punching people in the throat. I want to be the reason they never find your body.
CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
181K Followers 162K Following Meanderer, pilgrim, foolosopher. The mind that is not baffled is not employed. With my last breath I would make a poem. Listen to the birds, not the news.
Shane @shanethevein
16K Followers 3K Following I don't care about politics, especially yours. Padres fan. Crodie lover. I block trolls. Born in Hawaii, lives in Texas via Cali, Arizona, and Baltimore.
Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz
15K Followers 13K Following Polar bear whisperer. Weed whore. Merkin model.
Susan W @Maxine12333
13K Followers 10K Following 2 daughters, 1 Downs 2 dogs, Love my kids, dogs, humor. - animals https://t.co/oK9qk05SNX ...
Anna Nonymous @osoplain
19K Followers 9K Following Actions behind the words mean everything @E_lok44 is the leader of my goof troop.
Makaria Elixabete @MakariaMusic
99K Followers 26K Following Singer, performer, recording artist, songwriter, model, filmmaker, actor, producer & director. Singing Latin-pop, dance, eclectic, & ballads in English/Spanish@daddybubble
4K Followers 262 Following @daddybubble is temporarily unavailable because it violates the X Hateful Profile policy.
Juha-Matti Mäkivuoti @jmakivuoti
222 Followers 272 Following
The Cleaner @IDFSF217
53K Followers 53K Following Cleaner, not the cool, disposes of bodies like Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad kind. #STOPFGM you sick POS. #ARMY #KAG 🏴☠️ #RIPCharlieKirk كافر
Hay Lady San Diego @massagebynoel
778 Followers 1K Following Messy, yes. Massage, yes. Entrepreneur, volunteer, and single mom of 2 teens, plus hot flashes - and no, life isn't fair.
ol' Thunderfarts @pictish77
390 Followers 2K Following If I don't follow back, just assume I'm judging the fuck out of you.
Orr 4-ever @jonkrup111
2K Followers 618 Following Jon | Good vibes only. Kindness matters. Boston sports fan. Wicked Big Bruins fan. Love music 🎶 Coffee addict ☕️ Finding the good in everyday is key 🔑
cody ginn @codybginn
99 Followers 182 Following Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. @georgecarlin
Chris Swart @BwanaChris
63K Followers 55K Following A wealth of experience in data analysis, GPS tracking, risk assessment, fraud detection, I bring a unique perspective to Twitter in account forensic diagnosis.
Chris @Final0Countdown
22K Followers 13K Following 🏎F1 #44 #16 🏍 Motogp #20 🏈GBP💛💚 #GoPackGo ⚾️SDP💛🤎 #ForTheFaithful 🏒NYR💙❤ ⚽️Soccer 🐈 ♻️ 🌍 ●RTs≠endorsements● ▪️No lists/No groups▪️ 18+
AlexKaan47 @AlexKaan47
7K Followers 7K Following
John C @BrownBoxers
5K Followers 990 Following
. @joseejojojo
2K Followers 346 Following
WATCHER @Tbeako1
456 Followers 1K Following FIGHT AGAINST CRUELTY ABUSE INJUSTICE & TORY PARTY . ANIMAL LOVER , BAN FUR PLEASE ALL LIVES MATTER ALL LIVES
Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP
27K Followers 12K Following A boy who will always believe. https://t.co/ajSE8ZLWAf
Dollface @dollfaceiam
3K Followers 2K Following Gratuitous whateverness. I'm Mrs @erroneous_me 💯 always https://t.co/m3aemZS9rY
corey. @awkwardphaser
10K Followers 8K Following A dork in progress. I can't fight it anymore, I'm going through an awkward phase. Singer/songwriter @ghostfossils.
Brandon Lee @BrandonLee1977
349 Followers 1K Following Typical idiot snapchat: xxbwarexx http://t.co/fx8r7UtOPm
Holy GoLightly @MadamBetteNoire
9K Followers 2K Following your heinous / utter fuckery / chimerical brew / the thorn in your side
chris @Chris668Chris
399 Followers 520 Following The world is full of kings and queens, they'll blind your eyes and steal your dreams.
DahFahQuSay @DahFahQusay
7K Followers 7K Following
This That Splah @cutebuttsmart
2K Followers 1K Following
Grumpy @GrumpyBahr
12K Followers 5K Following
Steve Dutzy @SteveDutzy
6K Followers 423 Following I love video games, Star Wars, and shouting MORTAL KOMBAT when couples argue at Walmart. Inquiries: [email protected] https://t.co/Zvg0tyUi8Q
Medicated Mark @MedicatedMark
12K Followers 8K Following I'll pee in your wet dreams https://t.co/pXegYisLGC
Slice_of_Scavanger @Savage_Scavange
8K Followers 5K Following I take the special bus, where is my mind?
Mike Mentalpause @BareChesty
7K Followers 6K Following Lost my bio. If found please rewrite https://t.co/qlfCvm8L0b
Her Tall Boots @fuzzlime
34K Followers 5K Following sorry i'm not the needle in the haystack https://t.co/mcelrYf16a (featuring my one-eyed cat from the hood plus me cleaning urinals)
JOHNNY KAUFMAN @pdxjohnny99
25K Followers 20K Following You can learn a lot about a person by reading their bio. https://t.co/PysKNT1bwe https://t.co/7z9w6ijSOI?
Goddess Of Mischief�... @AsgardianRose
23K Followers 5K Following • Ryan Reynolds once liked my tweet • 🤌🏻 • #GoPackGo
jon @eaglehunter74
3K Followers 4K Following
Juice @Juicedballs
3K Followers 1K Following This is a Juicedballs parody account & not to be confused with the real Juicedballs
Brother Rabbit @Kadayo_Takamini
5K Followers 2K Following I'm your unborn son from the future. Get off Twitter now before it turns you into a pillowcase of douche.
































