💦Slippery Secret💦 @SlipperySecret
masturbating, probably....... I licked @cat_fvr so he's mine now. x.com/search?q=from%… in my invisible plane Joined June 2012-
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Wear a mask in public so everyone knows that you don't know the definition of "fascism."
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There ain't a lot of real ones out there anymore
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You can’t help others If you can’t help yourself
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I’m not usually always a trainwreck… Lolol jk toot toot bitch
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Kinda crazy how your employer thinks you're going to walk in and just start caring about stuff.
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I was practicing deep meditation for therapeutic purposes I wasnt just napping on the couch
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No one cares that a jeans ad hurt your feelings.
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We always lie best to ourselves.
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You make about as much sense as vegetarian meatloaf
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Your presentation was great until you said "acrosst"...I didn't hear anything after that.
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Hey I have an idea...write your own tweet instead of posting an unfunny response to mine.
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I didn’t have radioactive shrimp on my 2025 Bingo Card, yet here we are.
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Studies* show that more people than you would ever expect have answered rhetorical questions on Twitter. *Posting a tweet with a rhetorical question
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A Disney cruise? Sounds horrifying.
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I noticed you misspelled "etc." in your bio so I'm guessing you're one of those imbeciles who says, "eck-cetera."
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When she said my brain is "fascinating" I'm pretty sure she really meant "metally ill" but either way I'll take it as a compliment.
I'd share my Wonder Woman donuts with you.
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