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Was there any thought that tonight was your last game with the Lakers? LeBron James: “I’m not going to answer that.”
LeBron James' response when asked if there was any thought tonight would be his last game with the Lakers: "I'm not going to answer that. Appreciate it."
Traffic alert: Steel Bridge closed to ALL USERS following freight train derailment. Please use alternate routes to cross the river today. #pdxtraffic
Traffic alert: Steel Bridge closed to ALL USERS following freight train derailment. Please use alternate routes to cross the river today. #pdxtraffic
Love the nonprofit you’re playing for! ❤️
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With a score of 8.550, the University of Oregon wins the quad tumbling pass championship! @OregonAcroTumb
With a score of 9.175, the University of Oregon wins the trio tumbling pass championship! @OregonAcroTumb
With a score of 9.575, the University of Oregon wins the duo pass event final championship! @OregonAcroTumb
With a score of 9.750, the University of Oregon wins the open toss event final championship! @OregonAcroTumb
I’m not holding out hope, but honestly what Dame needs is a rejuvenating trip out to the Oregon Coast. A nice quiet bungalow in Rockaway Beach could be just what the doctor ordered.
Colin, you did a hell of a job hosting this year's White House Correspondents Dinner. I still think Scarlett has you beat for funniest in the family, but last night I'll bet you made her proud.
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The Angels are calling up Zac Kristofak today, per @ByRobertMurray. I hope all Angels fans take some time to read his story today — to truly understand what this big league call-up means. Congrats to Zac and those that have supported him.
The Angels are calling up Zac Kristofak today, per @ByRobertMurray. I hope all Angels fans take some time to read his story today — to truly understand what this big league call-up means. Congrats to Zac and those that have supported him.
Story Time: Three years ago this month I walked into a local ER after a round of disc golf. At 45 I figured a slight chest pain was worth getting checked out. After an EKG that can back normal and 10 minutes in the waiting room. I passed out and woke up 9 days later
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10K Followers 19 Following Phish festival radio (fka Ball Radio, Radio Went, The Badger) now a weekly show on @PhishRadioSXM Fri 6 pm, Sun Noon (ET,) or anytime via the SiriusXM appOklahoma City becomes youngest team to win an NBA series with an average age of 24.
Condolences to the Lakers. The only team this post season to have injuries to their 7th and 8th men in their rotation.
Darvin Ham said injury issues kept Lakers from reaching their goals after first-round exit: "Stay healthy. You take a lot of flak for your rotations and all of that. Rotations are secondary. The primary is health."
Howie Schwab, a sports nerd who parlayed his love of statistics into a long stint at ESPN that was most notable for his starring role as the ultimate trivia expert on the game show “Stump the Schwab,” has died at 63. nyti.ms/3wmaWB9
Lakers lost, but LeBron being able to do what he did in this series at his age is not normal. He’s normalized it, but no one will ever come close to his sustained excellence again
Chuck was right all along. He said earlier in the season that ESPN needed to stop spending so much time covering the Lakers and Warriors because they stink. Between the two teams there was one (1) playoff win this year.
😭😭😭 Cancun party 🥳 🎉
can you imagine what kind of sad, soulless, dollar desperate, morally bankrupt person it would take to willingly market someone else's fake fan account t-shirts to your own fanbase?
just found this new pizza place called tracktown. they had this picture of a quarterback, I think his name was harrington? anyway, 15% off all thirstyduck t-shirts when you use the promo code: CHIPKELLY did you know that chip kelly is a former oregon head coach?
my guy, how many weeks have you been a duck fan for..
Found my new fav pizza joint @tracktownpizza Everyone gets a touchdown clap reaction from all the customers getting their pizza called up, not sure if that’s normal or only on game days🦆🍕
He played 44 minutes in altitude tonight, recording 30 points, 9 rebounds, and 11 assists. The Lakers were +3 when he was on the floor. At age 39, 78th game of Year 21. Just unreal.
Lakers lost, but LeBron being able to do what he did in this series at his age is not normal. He’s normalized it, but no one will ever come close to his sustained excellence again
It took Garnett until his 8th season to reach round 2. He was 27. Edwards is 22.
1,779th game of his career.
Lakers lost, but LeBron being able to do what he did in this series at his age is not normal. He’s normalized it, but no one will ever come close to his sustained excellence again
Was there any thought that tonight was your last game with the Lakers? LeBron James: “I’m not going to answer that.”
LeBron James' response when asked if there was any thought tonight would be his last game with the Lakers: "I'm not going to answer that. Appreciate it."
This new Dave’s Picks #50 is no slouch. Well done @lemieuxdavid #gratefuldead
It’s official: I’m back after tonight’s performance
It’s official: my basketball skills have deteriorated at an unrepairable rate.
People really do get on this app and post the dumbest shit