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You have to choose one of these looks before you move to bushwick
real ones are awake fake ones are asleep
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Atlanta has deployed a child militia at Lenox Mall fitted with riot shields and batons. What the actual fuck is going on?
Oh hi Mark !
Oh dude yeah you gotta try baking your own bread in quarantine. It takes 14 hours to do right and it’s boring as shit, but the results are often quite disappointing
NY not handling this shit well LMAOOO x.com/ugsnsteppa/sta…
A lil quarantine inspired creativity -- I created a tank subclass for the 5e fighter cuz I love meat shields! Shout out to @BrennanLM who created the Shield Ally ability for something else, and apologies to anyone who plays this *probably* broken subclass.
2008-2012 was a uniquely brutal time for indie music. if you had a xylophone player, you got to be famous. blogs were really just letting any band get huge. sometimes i accidentally remember one of them and physically shudder.
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it's 7pm and you've achieved literally nothing
If this guy reads as an actual human being to you then I’m just going to have to assume that you, too, are a fucking cyborg.
goofy’s ashes will be shot out of a t-shirt cannon at 2pm today on main street
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today is the day fellas. our day. the super bowl. ignore your mom’s calls. use your girlfriends expensive purple shampoo. use her salt scrub on your ass. throw a bath bomb in the toilet for fucks sake. do as you please
Me going My brain taking to Lidl to get me to the the essentials #MiddleOfLidl ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\
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@tweetsbybob_ Lotta people don't actually know but her high school bf's nickname was Leaf
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Norm MacDonald was a writer on Roseanne and he was responsible for Jackie's iconic "Dad's dead" moment, inspired by an experience in his own life.
Supreme SS2024 Dates🗓 The expected dates for the upcoming 30th Anniversary Season. A lot of exciting things are being put together to make sure this season is a memorable one! Packed with collabs & hyped releases. Will update as needed with more info coming🔜👀
@KrangTNelson I smugly asked "hey why is your handwriting the same as Santa's?" and my mom was like "because he's not real. is that what you wanted me to say?" and I ran away and cried because I was just trying to be annoying I never looked at the handwriting and still thought Santa was real
@KrangTNelson That was nice that your dad drove you to college
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my standup special will be live this Sunday December 3 at 8pm/ET. please subscribe and watch the premiere on YouTube at youtube.com/@TheAdamFriedl…
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my standup special will be live this Sunday December 3 at 8pm/ET. please subscribe and watch the premiere on YouTube at youtube.com/@TheAdamFriedl…
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