mich @BavedByTheShell
San Francisco, CA Joined March 2011-
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911: what’s your emergency Cancer: I can’t stop giving a fuck
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thinking about all the random idiots I haven’t seen in years who still have nudes of me on their phones (and make sure I know it) makes me feel like Rose in the Titanic <3
the most quintessential late stage capitalism experience is that part of the plane ride right before you take off where they play ads on the screen with loud audio you cannot control for the airline you’ve already paid at least $400 to. absolute torture
Had a dream last night that I was SpongeBob and my bf was Patrick…gonna take years to unpack what this means
I asked my bf “how many guys do u think I could get to sleep with me if I just went up to them in a bar and said ‘Ooga booga’” and he said “at least four”
Moms constantly be texting like “I’m sure you remembered it’s (any given family member)’s birthday today………”
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It never would have been possible to go back & remake my previous work, uncovering lost art & forgotten gems along the way if you hadn’t emboldened me. Red is about to be mine again, but it has always been ours. Now we begin again. Red (my version) is out taylor.lnk.to/redtaylorsvers…
I have spent more time trying to make a decision about new knobs for my dresser than I did on where I went to college
I do not like it when people talk about “nerves” or “glands” 😖
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Single family only zoning is officially dead in California. Pretty amazing.
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AOC's dress is performative. criticizing the dress is also performative. everything is performative. we're all performing. welcome to clown school
bf giving me shit about transporting edibles in my Invisalign case as if I’m not a genius for doing so 😤
Wait no THIS is how I know we’re nearing the end
Wait no THIS is how I know we’re nearing the end
This is how I know we’re nearing the end
Being a hot 20-something woman with a male 40-something boss is like vintage mad men vibes
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