Beerbecue @Beerbecue7
T-Rex Hates Craft Beer. Untappd Bot 3000. Homebrewer who likes to #MilkTheFunk. Northern Virginia Joined March 2019-
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T-Rex likes parents who (try to) drop it between innings while the catcher gets gear on. Although adding a pop and lock next time would be preferable.
Daughter 2.0 gassed nine batters over three innings and had two doubles this weekend. She’s a 10u softball boss.
Was your eclipse better off seven years ago?
Yeah! Can we start calling it “post-viral syndrome from virus many times more contagious than the flu” like normal people already.
Yeah! Can we start calling it “post-viral syndrome from virus many times more contagious than the flu” like normal people already.
So I’ve had the Pivo Sládek, and now the Tmavé. Both are FANTASTIC. Send more.
Our wild pitch ball return agreement with the backyard neighbors: Their golden retriever gets to keep one, the rest are periodically thrown back.
Servus and tacos. Well, what used to be a Servus and tacos. *burp* 🤭@WheatlandSpring @TacoBamba
Caitlin Clark comment hate and male insecurity entertains me to no end. And it’s in overdrive tonight: “But Pistol Pete this, but Pistol Pete that!” Let it go. She’s a legend.
Caitlin Clark comment hate and male insecurity entertains me to no end. And it’s in overdrive tonight: “But Pistol Pete this, but Pistol Pete that!” Let it go. She’s a legend.
Tonight at a local Palestinian restaurant, I ordered Mansaf (lamb cooked in a sauce of fermented dried yogurt). Three times before it arrived, folks from the restaurant came to check to make sure I knew what I had ordered. 😂 It was delicious. 😋
Dialed up the HitTrax distance settings at the end of 10u practice for HR Derby. Might dial back next time. 58 mph exit velo sent a softball 510’. Denting some cars in an adjacent lot. 😂 🤣
I’m a little picky with hazies, but I really like this. From Strange Fruit Brewing and @DCBeer
Also... The @normsbeerwine WINE Newsletter 2.22.24.! Relevant b/c reasons and featuring the artwork of @Beerbecue7 . Check it out and swing by Saturday for this week's tasting: mailchi.mp/24cc748c2ee9/n…
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The last one. 😢 @BlackNarrows #DCBeer #Foamcore
Oh, man. Tarp had a leak! Grounds Crew is fired!
Oh, man. Tarp had a leak! Grounds Crew is fired! https://t.co/P1sgfxjClz
Em Sauter @PintsandPanels
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Jeremy Danner @Jeremy_Danner
21K Followers 3K Following Digital Marketing Manager & Brand Ambassador - I ❤️ @randyldanner, my midsize roommate and the @Royals. These tweets are my personal thoughts.
DJ Whoose Mans Is Thi.. @BeersWithAndres
3K Followers 811 Following Wannabe Public Relations Guy - Pay me for bad advice| Semi-retired Beer Nobody| Professionally Depressed| Bronx dude living in Chicago
Jonathan Surratt @beerinator
13K Followers 2K Following A guy who writes about sandwiches. Award eligible biscuit baker and smashburger maker. Web Director @cicerone. Subscribe: https://t.co/MDqQ6cuV7M
Afro.Beer.Chick @afrobeerchick
13K Followers 8K Following Drinking my way thru life one awesome beer at a time. #IAmCraftBeer This Chick Talks Beer Podcast @abctalksbeer The Neat Pour Podcast @theneatpour
Kate Bernot @kbernot
12K Followers 2K Following Director, @nagbw | Lead Reporter, @sightlines_news | Contributing Editor @craftbeerbrew | She/her
Michael Graham @ABWGraham
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Bill @BillDeBeer
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Matthew Curtis @totalcurtis
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Ben Ustick @BenUstick
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Bryan Roth @BryanDRoth
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DC Beer @DCBeer
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Little House Brewing .. @LittleHouseBrew
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Jonathan Surratt @beerinator
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Afro.Beer.Chick @afrobeerchick
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Kate Bernot @kbernot
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Josh Noel @hopnotes
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Matthew Curtis @totalcurtis
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Ben Ustick @BenUstick
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Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u
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10K Followers 2K Following Pencil-drawn baseball cards. Cards available at https://t.co/sHxviJwMON, shirts at https://t.co/iHMPwMvdI0.
Gordie.McGee @McgeeGordie
102 Followers 221 Following Spirit animal at Anderson Valley Brewing Company (@avbc) and Healdsburg Beer Co. (@Healdsbrew). AVBC Actual. GRT. Bills Mafia, class of '70. Very good boy.
Bishop Ireton High Sc.. @bishopiretonhs
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Jeff 🌻 @jephilip
772 Followers 2K Following If you don't like sports, #craftbeer, politics, #dadjokes & #Simpsons, you probably won't enjoy my tweets. #SeaUsRise #Natitude #ALLcaps #SeaKraken #Andor
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1K Followers 927 Following words: @goodbeerhunting, @vinepair, @craftbeerbrew, @punch_drink, etc. @dbmagazine 🍺 column; hugging the bar newsletter. she/her. [email protected]
Nick Woodard @nwoodard25
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Brian Maxwell 🍻�.. @RealBMaxwell
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Ben 🦫 @BenRosene
123 Followers 542 Following Probably aligns with the views of my employer but it’s a coincidence
Churcheim Brewing ⚔.. @ChurcheimBrew
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Pete on a Bike @PeteonaBike
706 Followers 982 Following Just bikes and beers now. (My kids are on Twitter, so I had to edit my bio! 😬) Instagram @pwollesen
Colleen C. Myles-Balt.. @fermentedlands
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Mortimer M (Morty) @webvein
10K Followers 3K Following concept artist and illustrator of various beasties, commissions closed for now but do check out my etsy!
Nick Chapman @ChickyNapman
110 Followers 693 Following Salami maker. Cocktail shaker. Beer drinker. Hot take enthusiast.
Elie Mystal @ElieNYC
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Althebrewer @althebrewer
332 Followers 1K Following Oh crap, I started a podcast! I Know Nothing About Beer Podcast🍻🎙️
Richard Fawal @rfawal
797 Followers 661 Following Family man, podcast maker, beer lover. Reformed politico. Fierce media critic. Voxtopica & DC Beer are my jams. h/h/h 😷🎙🎧🗳🍺🥃🔭📊🇺🇸🇵🇸
The Department @DeptofbeerWine
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ESO @ESO
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Lost Generation Brewi.. @LostGenBrewing
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@Beerbecue7 @ElieNYC YUP. You can't make someone subject to prosecution because that will scare them into a coup so they cannot be prosecuted. Applied generally, if you make murderers accountable for murder, then we only have ourselves to blame when a murderer shoots a LEO to avoid prosecution.
Whole time y'all thought it was a department led by tortured poets when it was actually a department that specializes in torturing poets.
@Beerbecue7 @Jeremy_Danner @pastorb_ifb That motherfucker is all crickets
I've always been a Gary Oldman fan but I think I'm ready to have a "is Gary Oldman a top 5 all-time actor" conversation.
NOT an April Fools’ joke, I promise. Very excited to be part of a people + place that’s meant so much to me over the years at @RightProperBeer in Shaw.
Wait, Vanish has how many spots in Maryland now? @RightProperBeer reupped their lease in Shaw and hired @joshchapman? Flying Fish is being brewed at Guilford Hall in Baltimore? Really. dcbeer.com/2024/04/01/bre…
Also: @murphyrudemalt is a beacon for local malt, and also check out this fantastic @DCBeer pod with the impeccable Valley Malt (share.transistor.fm/s/ac9106a4)
No because they don’t know how to cook
Black People in the US .. yall ever thought about moving to the UK ??
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The Middle Child left for school but then called me saying she forgot to take her cough meds. She turned around, drove back, rolled down her window, took the curbside shot I poured for her, then drove off. They still need us, but just barely.
This is the most concise summary I have ever heard of any movie.
Please enjoy this video of @moffatpics learning about The Parent Trap for the first time. This is the kind of raw unfiltered human moment that happens at Jenny Hagel Gives Advice! Come to @UnionHallNY on 4/20 for more!!! Ticket link: eventbrite.com/e/jenny-hagel-…
My daughter is babysitting our next door neighbor’s three kids and the older two were giving her fits so I got the bullpen call to come over and watch this balding/mulleted redhead creature for a few minutes. 12/10 would do so again.
The midsize roommate nailed him:
Everyone says "don't stare at the sun." But no one said we can't stare at the moon.
If you say the eclipse is lame then I’m allowed to make fun of you for believing in horoscopes
I can report a 1:1 ratio at the middle school bus stop this am, with half the kids comparing protective eclipse glasses that were provided by their parents who love them, and the other half—including my daughter—whose parting words to me were “I’m totally gonna look at it, Dad.”
@michaelrouech @thepainguy You could at least read the whole post lol
For those who would say, "Yeah, well, but (even) Justin Verlander broke," I'd tell you that Verlander was DRIVELINE'd. JV talked about the changes he was going to make. And I warned him about them. But Verlander still made them. And he broke. x.com/thepainguy/sta…
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