Ben(jamin) Rolt @BenjaminRolt
Empathy or perish! Haverhill (Near cambs) Joined March 2009-
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Peak District yesterday - barely escaped with my life. 😂😂
I actually live in a small English village. It’s total codswallop what @elonmusk is saying. We’re not “hobbits under siege” we’re ordinary people - how rude to patronise us like this. It’s fear-mongering dressed up as folklore.
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits" "In fact JR Tolkien based the hobbits on people he knew in small town England. They're lovely people who liked to, you know, smoke their pipe.
calling it now his bird blindness is affected by anything that flies: he'll be the one to say "It's a bird, it's a plane. it's superman"
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits" "In fact JR Tolkien based the hobbits on people he knew in small town England. They're lovely people who liked to, you know, smoke their pipe.
Henry Cavill’s arm reload
what is the sexiest non-sex scene you've ever seen?
Silent?? Silent as a fucking jet engine
Holy sh*t! Over one million Brits takeover central London with Tommy Robinson… The silent majority has had enough!
Unless you're an immigrant obviously, then probs best not to call. Because this guy is such a cool amazing man of the P̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶.... white people.
🇬🇧 Man offered £35k/month for 7 years to house illegal immigrants in Willingham House, Cambridgeshire, and he said NO! 🙌 Respect to him for putting country and principles first. 👊🏻 If you’re nearby and need a place to stay, check out WILLINGHAM HOUSE! #Patriot 🇬🇧
japan famously agreed to be struck by two atom bombs
JD Vance: If you go back to WW2 or every major conflict in human history, they all ended with some kind of negotiation.
Only in Britain would you be better off on benefits than in a two-income household of over 100k
Today, Gabe Lewis from The Office turns 43 –– b. August 22, 1982
Superman: I'm gonna turn myself in. Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog. Lois: it’s just a dog Superman: I know. And he’s not even a very good one. But he’s alone… and he’s probably scared
There’s a line in Superman, a line Superman himself says that, for me, captures the essence of who he is better than anything else in the entire movie
Look Out. 2026.
When you saw the militarized fascist state using tanks and rockets to attack kids and farmers why did you immediately assume it was about Israel?
🇮🇱🇮🇱I am a man boiling with rage. Yesterday, I went with my son to watch the new Superman movie. Superman! The ultimate superhero, a character created by two Jewish immigrants, Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, in the 1930s. The character is supposed to represent hope, justice, and
Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
Good morning and Happy Sunday! No quotes today. Just wanted to post how I feel about “pride” month.
Amy Poehler has finally released a trailer for Philly Justice — the fake TV show Poehler, Adam Scott, Rashida Jones, and Kathryn Hahn created for fun while filming Parks & Rec! IYKYK
Graham Norton having to desperately hide how happy he is that Israel lost is giving me life.
imagine waiting 2 full years to see Mission: Impossible — The Final Reckoning and then just 2 weeks before it comes out you're suddenly elected pope. i'd be so mad.
This woman is the best part of grand designs in 10 years! Loved her. Loves her vibe. Will hire her if I ever build a house.
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this happened to my buddy tom wambsgans
the concept behind Severance is so chilling. what if you were straight at home but gay at work and had no idea
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