Eniale Mahdits @BlueFunkBabe
I am a bit of everything...a little of nothing...and a whole lotta something. Joined March 2011-
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Tried to donate blood but they won't take it. Apparently they need to know where it comes from. I'd say that's being pretty ungrateful.
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I haven't tweeted in weeks. Nobody noticed. Why can't that happen in real life?
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You gotta mention Canada in your tweets sometimes if you wanna make it on here. Canadians love their Canada. Canada.
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My life is missing more situations where an 'oh snap' is called for.
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If you love something set It free. If it comes back, it probably can't pay it's bills.
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"It's what's on the inside that counts", I whisper as I hug my refrigerator.
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Always remember no woman ever shot her man while he was vacuuming.
I end a sentence with "Just sayin'" because ending it in "dumb ass" is just offensive. Apparently.
I can't make you love me...all I can do is stalk you and hope you give in.
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I’m tired of 19 year olds thinking they’re special for being hot. You’re 19 You’re supposed to be hot. Call me when you’re 45 and hot.
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How to relationship: 1) don't be insecure 2) or too emotional 3) it's not that hard 4) please stop crying 5) omg is it something I said?
The only reason I would even think about jogging would be to hear heavy breathing again...
A little girl told me she liked my snuggie. And this is the last sweater dress I'll ever wear...
"I can't get pregnant." -my best pickup line.
That awkward moment between your birth and your death...
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This eighth piece of meat lovers pizza tastes like depression.
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Shot through the heart and you're to blame, but being a celebrity is a good game Oscar Pistorius.
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