Max P @DBMaxP
Occasionally wrong, but never in doubt Beneath that giant Exxon sign Joined May 2012-
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Things are so bad that everyone is leaning on Elmo for emotional support
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The cool thing about having a birthday that falls on daylight savings time is I get an extra hour of feeling old
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According to this cheese Advent calendar I bought yesterday I guess I should wish everyone Merry Christmas today.
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At the bar last night, a man got his nipple pierced right in front of me On a side note, I suck at darts
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I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I’m in the mall.
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I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together
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Person: I saw an eagle on my hike today. Me: Was it Don Henley?
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Being on Twitter shows that I kinda like people but I just don’t want to be around any.
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I'm withholding sex from my wife right now but she won't realize it for 6 to 8 weeks.
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I’m so southern I was baptized in gravy
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Person: I have a friend in a wheelchair. Do you know him? Me [from my wheelchair]: The first rule of wheelchair club is that you do not talk about wheelchair club.
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Finally at the stage where doctors say, "at your age..." The end is fucking nigh
Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies are about as healthy as I get for breakfast.
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If you wear a mask while driving alone you won’t get car sick
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“do you have a tik tok” [checks watch] yeah it’s 11:10.
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Seinfeld Today: Elaine spends six hours in a testing line, Jerry finds his new girlfriend less attractive with a mask off, George attends an anti-vax rally so he can get "super-immunity," and Kramer hoards rapid tests.
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Is it lovers quarrel or lover squirrel? either way, couples therapy is going great
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Me: My neighbor who's a doctor said it's healthy to sleep nude Friend: What type of dr? Me: Optometrist I guess. He has lots of binoculars
Tony P. @Tbone7219
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colleen , is a dork �.. @CMlovesthem
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Basically Broken @SalorMoon_Shine
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Ayyyejay282 OF @Ayyyejay282
167 Followers 203 Following Discovering myself & learning the hard way. ;) If you’d like to see more check out my OF https://t.co/LlR8bK0Km2 IG/TikTok/Snap at Ayyyejay282 🥰
⚾️SOX ADDICT⚾�.. @AddictSox
24K Followers 16K Following @redsox addicted. @fenwaypark is heaven. friend and business partner of @survivinggrady -check out our store https://t.co/uhrUlwtlGm ❤️host of @soxaddictspod🎙️
Matty @bestestname
13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
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🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl
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dizzie d ♡ @dizziedx
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Trey @treydayway
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
191K Followers 174K Following We huddle together & tweet for courage in the dark • Those who know do not tweet. Those who tweet do not know. • Tweet less, feel better.
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
55K Followers 50K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu
C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
57K Followers 50K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole
Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
75K Followers 16K Following writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation
Amish Super Model �.. @AmishSuperModel
56K Followers 18K Following Gracing the hottest runways from Paris to Lancaster! Also featured in Amish Vogue & Amish GQ https://t.co/izJtz2t0DD
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
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Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin
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༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 �.. @herprettybones
118K Followers 15K Following A little funny. A little feisty. Always chaos. Tall AF. #BillsMafia #billsbyabillion
The Clarty Plodger. �.. @Prince_Madness1
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Muscle Mommy ✨Never.. @paymusclemommy
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161K Followers 2K Following Curvy Mature women. Ready to have some new fun.
CoyWilder 😇 @Coyandcocky
125K Followers 15K Following Preachers daughter turned naughty 🔥 Facials, Creampies, Solo, Boy Girl, Girl Girl, Threesomes, Roleplay 🔥 All of my links 👇👇👇
ᒍᑌᔕT ᑕᗩᔕ�.. @jamesonroxxs
3K Followers 1K Following Never ever let your image of perfection ..ruin your desire to be fucking happy. No DM’s !!
Purrfect Touch Massag.. @BodyRubsOKC
3K Followers 69 Following I’m Summer, CMT/LMT. #FBSM #massage #Goddess for men & women. INCALL ONLY. DEPOSIT REQUIRED 💰 (405) 831-7631 (text) #Bondassage #Findom #Mistress
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955K Followers 124 Following Average mom, 47, Native American, senior executive in technology, computer engineer & chemist, hunter & outdoors-woman
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63K Followers 371 Following Aspiring powerlifter and findom goddess cashapp $ax3399 Venmo: rs6689 -- $20 to DM
colleen , is a dork �.. @CMlovesthem
1K Followers 1K Following Cat mom . WIFE..porn or politics don’t follow me ! DMs NOT ok . Vanilla .Love my Lions . Don’t retweet pics .instant block .Michigan sports #Onepride
Basically Broken @SalorMoon_Shine
30K Followers 4K Following Waiting for someone to finally take me seriously, so I came to Twitter
TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad
10K Followers 3K Following Just a Yinzer completely unqualified to raise Twinzers.
⚾️SOX ADDICT⚾�.. @AddictSox
24K Followers 16K Following @redsox addicted. @fenwaypark is heaven. friend and business partner of @survivinggrady -check out our store https://t.co/uhrUlwtlGm ❤️host of @soxaddictspod🎙️
MistyRebeca @mistyrebeca
7K Followers 5K Following Arkansas girl with global interests. Tweeting the small town life.
Matty @bestestname
13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
Lee Lee @LeeLeeSell
7K Followers 7K Following Your unhealthy obsession with my wellbeing is only making me more suspicious... (Seriously though, no DMs)
🍺Edith🎶 @edith_N32
4K Followers 3K Following ABSOLUTELY NO DM's - Adding to my bucket list. Love Everything, except oysters. I smile even when it hurts. Country Soul. Trying not to get too wasted on life.
Alana☠️ @LoveHate699
3K Followers 4K Following Golden Retriever Mom, 22 years old, Engaged💍, Writer, Poet, Stoner, Good Vibes🩸
Alisa 🖤💛💕 @Blackbird3311
6K Followers 2K Following Football mom, dog mom, tequila drinker and lover of the outdoors! Rather be somewhere on the lake. Fuck Cancer!!!
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💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney
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🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl
66K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”
Tara @realsmiles17
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dizzie d ♡ @dizziedx
298 Followers 730 Following a lil bit too much. ㅤperpetually tired.ㅤ pouring rain.ㅤ11:11ㅤ late nights. ㅤloud music. ㅤlong drives.ㅤㅤ ꨄ••࿎༞࿎••&·you·always·you••࿎༞࿎••ꨄ··𝓲 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓭··
Hometown Hottie ✨ @_kinkyandcurly
9K Followers 2K Following 26 | nsfw 18+ | fur mom 🐶🐱| beach bum 🏖| Disney and margarita lover 🍹| I've got a couple of sundresses I want you to fuck me in 😈
𝒥𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒾�.. @msjackattackie
2K Followers 245 Following Laughing innovator. Coffee fanatic. Animal enthusiast. Nature admirer. Randomosity ღ. Unspirational. Not big on DM’s.
Berkleigh @VIPberkleigh
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~Queen Bee Kayla Rae~.. @SexyQueenBee007
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Jeff and Willy of the.. @JefScotCantrell
5K Followers 5K Following Writer of novels and poems Girl Dad Super Nuclear Woke 🚫DMs Not looking IT Nerd Giant 6x Vax USAF 89-96 🛫 Taurus AF ♉🐂 🚫magats #RESIST #Democrat #FuckTrump
Lola Lee @Lolalee4u
48K Followers 6K Following Fun, Friendly, Cute and Sexy💋 For a good time just add vodka 🍸 cashapp: $Lolalee47
Meg @labstahh
6K Followers 2K Following Randomness. Please support the @LuvPugFDN https://t.co/1EcUAbgC4T.
Sunshine ☀️ @brandmewithlove
6K Followers 767 Following
BananaRaisin @bananabean
3K Followers 5K Following They told me I wouldn't amount to anything, so I amounted to 140 characters.
Melisa Mae @MissMelisaMae
8K Followers 8K Following I used to write about dating & sex. Then I got married so I don’t have sex anymore. I don’t date anymore either because my husband frowns upon it.
Rambo @DJ_Rambo_NZ
10K Followers 7K Following Stay at home Dad from NZ. Interested in tech, music production, gardening, fast cars and fried chicken. Here to smoke some fools in the comments section.
Alfie @AlfieCa57210325
3K Followers 4K Following My Home is @Downfrontartist 🎶 https://t.co/FLFqxY1dX2
What I said: parents should control their children when in public What Twitter heard: we must rid the world of children so let’s poison the chocolate and candy and turn them all into mice
We honestly need to put fried chicken on more things
I've said it once, and I'll say it again. (Mainly because I forgot I said it the first time.)
I'll be the devil in your story and mine 😈
When men tell me that they wish I lived closer to whatever town they reside in...as if I wouldn't ignore them there too.
Only dummies assume that if you're not a conservative you must be a liberal. Like those are the only options. I personally hate everyone equally and wouldn't care if both the main presidential candidates take the infinity nap. ☺️
@EndWokeness This is just a transfer of wealth to the corporations. Corporations can eat the cost, small businesses can't.
After 5 days in Vegas, I feel like Betty Ford here I come … 🤣
Ocean Therapy ❤️
Things are so bad that everyone is leaning on Elmo for emotional support
Sometimes I show my ass. Literally and figuratively 💋✌🏼
Drop a pic of yourself that you would want someone to use as their lockscreen photo Taken by @SilkLabPhoto
@Cienfuegos0709 True story! I was 13 in a teen club the first time I ever heard them. It was goth night and I was a little scared but also very intrigued and I actually found a college radio station that played their music. Growing up in a small West Texas town, you couldn’t find their music…
As this year comes to an end, I want to share my favorite shots/works so far and put them in a little collage. 🎆 I want to know your favorite ones too ☺️
IF I'M UP AT MIDNIGHT ON NEW YEAR'S EVE IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE TO PEE
It ain’t gonna lick itself 👅 👅 @HeatherofVegas & @CharleneLoveLV
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