Brian Incognito @BrianIncognito
I surround myself with people who know to leave me alone. Seeker of original thinking. x.com/search?q=from%… Joined August 2012-
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I miss the days when murder hornets were my biggest concern.
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Let’s say, hypothetically, I want to cut both of my arms off. How would I do that?
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Pardon me if I don’t believe your lies.
I would disagree with the plan if there was an actual plan.
Public presentation 101: Show conviction by yelling your entire speech.
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Turns out orange flavored vodka does NOT contain Vitamin C. And so the summer cold continues.
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Gotta go eat hot dogs and drink vodka and such.
A Twitter cicada is too a thing. Look it up.
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Put on your boundaries suit and watch how everyone disappears.
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me not being weird is more weird than me being weird.
People are ignorant. Good thing I'm not people.
I'm starting a politically moderate streaming service. So far, it looks like this.
Something is missing. No, it's not my dignity and self-respect. I know exactly where those are: somewhere in 2003.
WTF is wrong with people. Do some research. Yes, you.
I wish my performance review was based on my Wordle scores. Well, except for today.
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