youfoundallister @aLLiSTeRBaNTeR

OR⚡️RN Shock Trauma, IR Tech, Coffee Drinker, Chocolate Eater, Snarkster, https://t.co/fqGbG7ddqe x.com/search?q=from%… Travelling | My Tweets: Joined April 2014

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Sacha Coward @sacha_coward

3 years ago

It’s all ‘Pronouns are dumb’ till you misgender their dog.

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youfoundallister @aLLiSTeRBaNTeR

3 years ago

#RoeVsWade #RoeVWade #RoeOverturned #WomensRights #WomensRightsAreHumanRights #WomensHealth

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youfoundallister @aLLiSTeRBaNTeR

4 years ago

I’m an OR Nurse, not an IT tech. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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HauntedTrishHeap 🇵🇸 @trishimal25

4 years ago

Sexting in your 40s: I'm wearing nothing but my prescription ointments.

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youfoundallister @aLLiSTeRBaNTeR

4 years ago

20/30 y/o RNs: f@ck this, I’m changing careers. 50/60 y/o RNs: I don’t need to do this sh!t anymore. Me:

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sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

4 years ago

Husband: Mmm…you smell so nice Me: Thanks. My hair had static so I rubbed a dryer sheet on my head

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Dr. Alien Skier @govpressrelease

4 years ago

ME: we have a problem, they're out of hot dogs HER: that's ok i'm vegan ME: HER: ME: ok we have 2 problems

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud

4 years ago

A lot of people are going to write tasteless tweets about the death of Meat Loaf today, but I won't do that.

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Dr. Alien Skier @govpressrelease

4 years ago

my goal is to be more assertive if it's ok with you guys

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Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK

4 years ago

My OnlyFans would just be me reviewing various cheeses while watching Schitt's Creek.

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Matty @bestestname

4 years ago

You can never really *own* earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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SLIM @_slimarella_

4 years ago

i don’t know who needs to hear this but leave that job. you’re not happy, you’re stressed out, it’s messing up your home life, and they not paying you well. think about yourself and move on.

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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl

4 years ago

boys are so dumb. anyway I spent the morning stressed about something I said in 7th grade

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Bob Heller @Bob_Heller

10 years ago

Is your girlfriend wife material? I'm building a giant wife.

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Pasta Fazool @chrisdowning

9 years ago

Chairs are pretty great. You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.

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Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat

4 years ago

There are really only two stages in a woman's life; the early years where you want to be Ariel, and the later years where you want to be Ursula. That's where I am. I'm in the sea hag years.

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youfoundallister @aLLiSTeRBaNTeR

4 years ago

Sure nurses should get paid more, hazard pay, bonuses something of that sort. But if you really want to show nurses that you appreciate them give them student loan forgiveness/reimbursement for nursing school, give them a break on their taxes so they can get what they work for.