Brant Menegozzo @Brantelope
If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be: unable to count Joined November 2011-
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Imagine the inferiority complex of being a celery stick served with an order of chicken wings
*Showing up at a chimney sweepers convention with a swiffer wet jet* You guys, I’m about to rock your world!
Me: Hello, I’m here to get my booster shot. Booster Juice employee: Sir, for the last time, the best we can offer is a Strawberry Sunshine.
How many apples is too many apples to eat in one sitting?
it's like momma always said, I'm not your real mom then she swipes the pizza rolls out of the freezer and just takes off at a dead sprint
Pro tip: It doesn't count as a meal if you call it a snack
@LinesofLogic Yo his rant at the end makes it the best though
-I need a new wardrobe, all I have are blue shirts. *at the mall* -Hey look, a blue shirt!
Entitled amnesiac: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?
@mollyhenneberry I think I'd rather go to their rooftop "Updog"
In all honesty though they played the space jam song and that was more than I could ever ask for
Me: ya my favorite Disney song would have to be "Trashin' the camp" from Tarzan. Blackdog DJ: For the last time we don't have that song!!!
Science: don't look directly into the sun Me after 23 years of having no impulse control: maybe I'll just look for an hour or two
[sees a cop putting cuffs on a criminal] i hope they lock u up & throw away your gameboy
Mathematically speaking 7-11 pizza should nearly be Pizza 73 tenfold
[1st date, opening scene of star wars] ME: *leans over* those are the stars DATE: thanks ME: but you have to wait for the wars
@unicornluva69 you know that there's facts and movies about things besides dogs, right?
Mitch Cross @Cross_mitch
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Emma Popescul @emmerspopsicle
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Aaron Lee @AskAaronLee
914K Followers 771K Following Trying to perfect the art of cappuccino. Introvert with awesome hair. 📧 [email protected]
Murray Newlands @MurrayNewlands
1.4M Followers 1.1M Following VC, Partner at IA Seed Ventures and Founder of Open Future Forum, Ex https://t.co/npdEGWyj4O, Forbes, Inc. All views are my own. Not a representation of the fund.
Bunny Of The Day 🐰 @bunnyoftheday_
952 Followers 3K Following Daily bunny pics. Send your pictures in DMs so we can share it!
Thomas JM Taylor @theThomasTaylor
35 Followers 120 Following Actor living in Vancouver Free Bird at heart
Alan Crackson @A_Crackson
74 Followers 228 Following
Shazia Velji @ShaziaVelji
13 Followers 79 Following
Khalid @khalidhamir
674 Followers 636 Following Chef & Entrepreneur. | Daily tweets on self improvement, leadership, philosophy, marketing, business… and of course food.
Bellerose Problems @BelleroseProbs
368 Followers 221 Following
Alex huising @AlexHuising
110 Followers 129 Following
lowkey @155pod stan �... @primetime_68
185 Followers 272 Following this is a @155pod fan account now (he/him)
NaitsDA @NaitsDA
18 Followers 52 Following Everything and anything Harry Potter related. This club's mission is to bring NAIT students together through the love of J.K. Rowlings magical world. #NAITsDA
Trent @TrentonRB
511 Followers 984 Following Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fan, Edmonton Oilers Fan, do not tolerate intolerance.
Melanie Hidalgo @Dalgomelon
418 Followers 437 Following Dancer/Choreographer & Singer | ImmaBEAST | ABS CBN WOD Philippines season 1 instagram:@melanietheexplorer
bachel rabichuk @babichuk_rachel
168 Followers 164 Following
LR @shambhala_soul
8 Followers 30 Following
Jen Gibbs @J_Gibbs
36 Followers 110 Following
EMO LEBLANC™©®�... @CountryMusicEmo
18K Followers 21K Following PROUD AMERICAN 🇺🇸 LAUREL CANYON MUSIC || 1 million+ fans Worldwide || TMZLive Commentator || https://t.co/8LZz2ktX81 || https://t.co/txVQkGJCFu
Dan @Daniel_Keenan
211 Followers 153 Following
Angie Barone @AngieBarone0211
101 Followers 141 Following Stop trying to make Twitter happen. It is not going to happen.
Нi Ноnеу!:* @mazhuravleva977
316 Followers 3K Following You're so sweet:) do you like me?) find me here:
Das Hype @DasHype
26 Followers 62 Following
Teresa @Teresa_Sturgess
2K Followers 2K Following Marketing Instructor at JR Shaw School of Business at Northern Alberta Institute of Technology. ❤️cycling, wine, travel, bikes, Soda Stream & my students!
Nick Petlock @Redeyes1357
91 Followers 205 Following A web developer who loves Wordpress, Video Games and Chinchillas!
Natalie H @OutOfShrimp
1K Followers 978 Following I came here to escape the spirit of the staircase.
tech n9neHouse @Madison_9house
238 Followers 843 Following Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.
Creator of Ruined Dec... @greggturkington
56K Followers 963 Following Film expert, now actor in both Ant-Man movies. Guinness Record for #501MoviesIn501Days. Hosts #OnCinema #OurCinema. Creator of Oscar-nom "MANK" idea.
Marques Brownlee @MKBHD
6.2M Followers 487 Following Web Video Producer | ⋈ | Pro Ultimate Frisbee Player | Host of @WVFRM @TheStudio
Totino's Pizza Rolls @totinos
138K Followers 609 Following The Most Snackable Pizza In The Universe™️
Not Don Iveson @NotDonIveson
3K Followers 2K Following Satirically making fun of everything you love about Edmonton.
beaker @bea_ker
16K Followers 851 Following
Doug Baxter @patriotholedoug
7K Followers 3 Following The Mainstream Media Has A New Worst Enemy - Watch 'PatriotHole' now! #GLEM
Murray Newlands @MurrayNewlands
1.4M Followers 1.1M Following VC, Partner at IA Seed Ventures and Founder of Open Future Forum, Ex https://t.co/npdEGWyj4O, Forbes, Inc. All views are my own. Not a representation of the fund.
Duck of the day @duckoftheday
66K Followers 52 Following Daily duck delights from the@uniofyork campus. At weekends we get a break and feature some other birds from around the lake in weekend waterfowl.
By Storm @InjuryReserve
41K Followers 99 Following With respect for Injury Reserve as 3/3, we are now releasing music under By Storm. RIP Stepa J. Groggs
Alan Crackson @A_Crackson
74 Followers 228 Following
Thomas JM Taylor @theThomasTaylor
35 Followers 120 Following Actor living in Vancouver Free Bird at heart
Mitch Cross @Cross_mitch
83 Followers 168 Following
Shazia Velji @ShaziaVelji
13 Followers 79 Following
Amy @aaammyz
28 Followers 111 Following
Blockbuster @blockbuster
231K Followers 1K Following The official Twitter feed for Blockbuster US. Follow us for updates and promos for all US Blockbuster fans.
Raymond Bilodeau @RayBilodeau
3K Followers 3K Following Digital Marketer | Social Media, Web Dev, SEO & GEO | “opinions expressed are my own”
President Trump 45 Ar... @POTUS45
29.8M Followers 38 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
NO CONTEXT anthony fa... @theneedledrop
894K Followers 8K Following Ⓥ The Internet's busiest music nerd. https://t.co/GRC873tasd booking / biz: [email protected]
Dave @lildickytweets
594K Followers 910 Following Rapper, actor, writer, director, comedian, model, 1/3 of @FKSpodcast
James Fridman @fjamie013
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