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Just got diagnosed
Why did the US Army tweet a quote from Lana Del Rey 😭
Why did the US Army tweet a quote from Lana Del Rey 😭
jersey shore was ahead of its time with the boys cooking and cleaning and the girls doing nothing. that was the proper order
“L as in labia” Karlissa reading out her wifi password to me
Nah but telling a woman you won't perform a medical procedure she specifically asked for not for safety reasons but because you think a man might want to use her body later to have a child is actually wild when you sit back and think about it.
I lose a year off my life every time I have to go from the west side of the city to the south side during rush hour
tomorrow is not promised, clown jason kenney today
AHS is so overwhelmed, on my husbands days off he was called 23 times in 13 hours for overtime shifts, after he was asked to be on the "Do Not Call" list due to exhaustion. Their answer to why they continue to call him? "We are calling everyone, for every shift. We have nobody".
Take your protest 9 minutes down the road. Stop terrorizing us, our patients, our co-workers. We are just trying to do our jobs. #ableg
there’s stupid, then there’s holding an anti-vax protest outside of a hospital stupid
Went on a date last night and this dude said he had to answer a phone call at the table and after I was like “oh was that work?” And he goes “no, one of my boys just wanted to chat” ://
We ain’t forget y’all said them 5G towers were spreading the virus last year….
Pointing out that birth control pills have a worse blood clot rate than any vaccine isn’t saying “blood clots are fine” but rather that it’s amazing what we won’t tolerate for the general population but will tolerate for mostly women for 60 years completely unchecked.
It's wild that everyone is freaking out about the AZ vaccine causing blood clots (1 in 250,000 chance) and no one bats an eye at birth control having a ONE IN A THOUSAND risk of blood clots.
the one that tries at.. @wheniwasruffied
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saw this on facebook and it feels really important
make them go on Hot Ones
2 of the most powerful people in govt:
Colleen waited for the H3 podcast to take a 2 week break before dropping that sick millennial ukulele solo track, I’m so sure of it.
me if hearting everybody’s instagram story was illegal
nosy ass damn back UP forehead
laughed so hard at this I was rocking back and forth
when i find out there’s a cat at the party but they’re locked in the bedroom
When you got a lot to say but being silent is the best option
People with pretty privilege? You mean the gourgeoisie???
men take psychedelics to realize things i realized when i was 18 driving with the windows down at night and listening to get free by lana
at my wedding there will be a whole portion of the night where we all watch my favorite youtube videos
he knows he’s serving the most cunt in the entire swamp
Butterflies will sometimes land on a Caiman and drink its salty, crocodile tears to in order to survive. This helps the Caiman to feel both less sad and more fabulous. 📸: Mark Cowan
Damn it, what kind of shadow clone technique is this?
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