the 2,000 year old 3L @BrautiganRich
Sometimes I'm just absolutely unhinged. car outside the evergreen Joined September 2019-
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But what's really the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Besides taste, I mean.
"Is proof of useful life actually required?" My Tax law notes providing me with existential quandaries
RODNEY REED, Petitioner, v. BRYAN GOERTZ, Respondent - Oral Argument - October 11, 2022 apps.oyez.org/player/#/rober… via @oyez
And my mother took me to see it in the theater. I was 13 at the time and it was just one wildly inappropriate movie for me to watch with her in theaters whether it be due to my age or subject matter.
And my mother took me to see it in the theater. I was 13 at the time and it was just one wildly inappropriate movie for me to watch with her in theaters whether it be due to my age or subject matter.
98%
Ive ended relationships over bumper stickers
The curves of callousness and stupidity intersect at their respective maxima
Andy Reid just took a flask out of his back pocket and took a long pull of garlic butter
Was just referred to by another student as, "that guy who's prom was before 9/11".
It's just a bummer that the end of the world is so boring
My nightmare is choking during a game of charades
I'm 38, I just started law school and I have 17 Twitter followers who are mostly bots.
We fail to see the logic in leaving out thousands of workers of a health department paid sick day regulation- especially after witnessing the dangers and spread of disease that can happen in kitchens & dining establishments. Read the full statement here: bit.ly/prwaPSL
I'm faster than @BjORDAN____ Ps. This video is not in slow motion
I dreamt so real that I got 170 this morning that I for sure didnt.
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Elva Scripps @kh60ig6yw71kh
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Bonkers Ass Cinema @bonkersasscin
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Minu @MinuNagash
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Carol Lamberts @CarolbfLamberts
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Jin Jiyan Azadî 🇵.. @jessesgwozniak
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Will Kamin @WillKamin
447 Followers 3K Following Big friendly oaf from Chicago; law prof @CathULaw. Alum @AmherstCollege, @YaleLawSch, CA9, CA2. Fan of habeas, legal hist, fed courts, college fb, weird foods.
Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter
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Jessica Semler (she, .. @JessWutYinzNeed
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Riley_Walker @RileyWalke59913
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Kim Licata @LicataKim18653
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Rosa @rosa_dunfee_
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Yaoyao @EaaDeaDea
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Amy Westbrook, Greate.. @AmyWbrook
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Oakley Arroyo @oakl_arro
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Daniel Bacharach @BacharachD
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amanda @reedkat_
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JessSaysStuff @jessin_progress
715 Followers 1K Following Knower of food safety facts. Lover of food animal production.🐂🐄🐑🐐🐖🐓First gen lawyer. RT ≠ endorsement. JD ‘23. Opinions my own.
Katie @legallykt
261 Followers 144 Following just a reasonably prudent girl living in a negligent world ✨ 3L ⚖️
Austin Franco @austinrfranco
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David Newell @MrMcFeely143
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Melancholy Barbie @machiav_ellie
2K Followers 1K Following Ellie; 26; girl's girl; unwilling professional; casual reader and gamer; slytherin; florida woman
Josh 🏴🚩 @RabidCareBear64
2K Followers 2K Following they/them . Pittsburgh, PA . Parent . Anti-fascist . Public transit enthusiast . Grumpy millennial . Troublemaker w/ @ueunion . Bad at DMs . #freepalestine🇵🇸
Olivia Searcy @oliviaseriously
800 Followers 2K Following The busiest lazy person you know. Standup Comedian / #MildFloridaWoman
perceive-me-not @housingfirstpgh
210 Followers 879 Following “Don’t agonize, organize.” -Florynce Kennedy
🛸🦝Ellie⚖️�.. @TuskenEsquire
454 Followers 423 Following don't automatically conform to the mandatory opinions, jot that down. liberty oriented doesn’t mean social problems don’t exist 🦝⚖️
Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_
165K Followers 6K Following thank you for bearing with me, links to everything below
allegheny whine mixer @KvetchinQueen
1K Followers 5K Following attorney (not yours), social worker, Sagittarius, dandy, dog lady, kvetcher, goofball🍕🏳️🌈🐩⚖️💀 #lawtwitter #pghtwitter
Joette Eaglin @EaglinJoette
220 Followers 4K Following 🍆 Adult content 🌊 Sexy Content Creator Top 15% 😻 16 YO 🔥 I Love cocks
Judge Ryan Wright @JudgeRyanWrigh1
1K Followers 1K Following Superior Court Judge State of California, Ventura County since 2011. Criminal Division Supervising Judge. T1D 1978. I do not give legal advice, do not ask.
Dana @yinzer_db
31 Followers 107 Following
potatoes o'brien @poophonkfart
915 Followers 654 Following If you can't take a loan out of the bank you gotta take the bank alone || tat & art insta: littlehoneytattoos
Hhris Cansen @CowboyinThe90s
254 Followers 335 Following Fire eating 🔥 carnie freak 🤡 All said mostly in jest
Grassroots Blue @grassrootsblue
448 Followers 4K Following Bringing together our region’s forward-thinking forces and amplifying their voices #progressivepgh
Hotep Uncle Ruckus @RossTedder
3K Followers 4K Following Pro-Black | W. PA Organizer @payouthvote | Ops. Admin @AbolitionistLC | He/Him | Views my Own | Only Bein’ Real Gon’ Heal
MrUglyPretty @MrUglyPretty1
16 Followers 98 Following I am an artist. Buy things or tell me I am pretty. Or both. You do you. Instagram and Imgur as Mruglypretty.
imreallydumb @wentworth_emily
19 Followers 249 Following Take a bit of Oscar the Grouch, mix that with Chelsea Clinton and blend it with the bird demon thing from Jeepers Creepers and you get someone else besides me.
Megan Thee Lawyer @MeganHarr
245 Followers 771 Following Mom of 2 wild boys, 2 🐕 & lots of plants🌿 Criminal defense atty ⚖️ VEO IBD kiddo💜 ADHD family 🧠KC Chiefs ❤️🏈💛 new rare cancer diagnosis🎗️ she/her
OMANA @omanatech
18K Followers 5 Following 🚀 Welcome to Omana ! We're reshaping mobile experiences with our all-purpose app. Stay tuned for updates on our journey! #TechStartup #MobileApp #Innovation
Professor Yesha Yadav @ProfYYadav1
164 Followers 6 Following Professor of Law, Associate Dean, Vanderbilt Law School. Specialize in Securities/Financial Regulation, Bankruptcy Law, Crypto Regulation, Treasuries.
kate @xbrainbox
236 Followers 257 Following she/her • south-western pa based tattoo artist • 24 • creating permanent art and good feelings ✨🌱🍵
Nathan Cortez @nathancortez
1K Followers 1K Following Professor at @SMULawSchool. FDA law, biotech law, administrative law, regulatory theory, data policy, dad jokes. Coauthor Food & Drug Law https://t.co/qB47wAJHTF
Oklahoma Department o.. @OKWildlifeDept
248K Followers 1K Following We manage & protect fish & wildlife, along with their habitats, while also growing a community of hunters & anglers, partnering with those who love the outdoors
Jed Shugerman @jedshug
48K Followers 2K Following Prof @BU_Law JD/PhD History & dad jokes https://t.co/pNx2Rx4e3U https://t.co/Rdnudr0EcV Next book: "A Faithful President: The Founders v. the Originalists"
Bonkers Ass Cinema @bonkersasscin
10K Followers 10K Following Film Blog by @mattdrotman | Dedicated to the Wildest of Horror and Exploitation | Buy the Book on Amazon | https://t.co/yzTksxnQ1W |
Patrick Bryant @pat_bryant
406 Followers 143 Following Appellate Federal Public Defender, E.D. Va. #AppellateTwitter Views my own. Other places I'm @ patrickbryant
Zachary B. Pohlman @zach_pohlman
751 Followers 876 Following Husband | Father | Catholic | Nebraskan | Lawyer | Writing about statutory interpretation; civil procedure; federal courts
Real Appalachia @AppalachianPro1
7K Followers 3K Following YouTube: Real Appalachia Instagram: Real_Appalachia TikTok: @realappalachia check us out on facebook at https://t.co/9i9UEcktI6
Minu @MinuNagash
467 Followers 1K Following law student, scorpio, blonde. formerly @secgov and @sencortezmasto. tweets my own, hot takes are my dog’s. i hope something good happens to you today.
Sister Helen Prejean @helenprejean
163K Followers 641 Following Mastodon: @[email protected]. Anti-death penalty activist, spiritual adviser to men and women on death row. Author of Dead Man Walking.
Charity Woodrum @CharityWoodrum
5K Followers 875 Following ✨ Astrophysics PhD candidate and NSF GRF @UArizona 🌵 NASA JWST Team 🚀 Physics BS @UOregon 🦆 Student Pilot ✈️ Future @NASAGoddard 🛰️
David R. Fine @finedr1965
1K Followers 514 Following Lawyer. Opinions mine alone and worth what you’re paying for them.
Czarina @fishontherun2
8K Followers 910 Following anti-capitalist. (middle) class traitor. American hegemony collapse enjoyer. critics rave: “blonde Stalin” “Hamas shill” “illiterate whore”
Jin Jiyan Azadî 🇵.. @jessesgwozniak
607 Followers 739 Following Study police; teach about police, politics, and theory; Organizing in the academy with @WVCampusWorkers Organizing in the streets with @apapgh_
Judge Mike Engelhart @MikeEngelhart
1K Followers 622 Following Father, husband, and Judge of the 151st Civil District Court, Harris County, Texas. All opinions my own in my individual capacity.
Will Kamin @WillKamin
447 Followers 3K Following Big friendly oaf from Chicago; law prof @CathULaw. Alum @AmherstCollege, @YaleLawSch, CA9, CA2. Fan of habeas, legal hist, fed courts, college fb, weird foods.
Southern Center for H.. @southerncenter
15K Followers 1K Following The Southern Center for Human Rights is working for equality, dignity, and justice for people impacted by the criminal legal system in the Deep South.
Judge Roy Ferguson @JudgeFergusonTX
15K Followers 462 Following Texas Judge, speaker, mentor, storyteller, #lawyercatjudge. Tweets are personal--not on behalf of any group or association. ░L░O░N░G░H░O░R░N░░I░N░░B░I░O░
Barred and Boujee aka.. @AudreLawdAMercy
19K Followers 2K Following lawyer + author of The Originalism Trap audrelawdamercy on bluesky 📖https://t.co/8LaULIGuO3 ✍🏾 @ballsstrikes
rust belt city enjoye.. @rustbeltenjoyer
13K Followers 1K Following leaded midwest marsupial, same @ on 🟦☁️ @basmati_rice_ for mutuals 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
Joel Sati @realesttheorist
3K Followers 875 Following Law Prof @Oregon_Law, wondering how my scholarship is legal yet I'm not. Crimmigration & Jurisprudence. 🐱 Dad to Ricky & Bruce. CFC. Views mine; yours soon.
Sean Silverman: Silve.. @BarExamTutor
10K Followers 4K Following Areas of Interest: Law, Logic, Mathematics || For Bar Exam Tutoring Info: [email protected] || For LSAT Tutoring Info: [email protected]
judgesandman27 @gsandman62
1K Followers 3K Following Fla. Circuit Court Judge, 5th Cir. Civil and Felony Drug Court dockets. Double Gator. Frustrated United Methodist. Cooking is my zen. Thoughts about adoption.
Dan Barkhuff @DBarkhuff
2K Followers 111 Following Calling Trump a traitor implies he was ever loyal to America in the first place.
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
461K Followers 1K Following Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie)
danielle weisberg for.. @danielleweisber
32K Followers 970 Following award-nominated tv writer, nap slut, the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy | she/her | [email protected]
Mike SKREEEE!!!-Graha.. @mikeleegraham
19K Followers 1K Following ILLUSTRATION | ANIMATION | COMICS Friend of @evolutionpod ✉️ - [email protected]
Sprung Vox @VoxPrudentia
2K Followers 2K Following 'I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right.' (He/Him/His.) Lawyer, #AppellateTwitter, Opera lover, Nipponophile, Democrat. My views are mine and mine alone.
gbdawkins 🇺🇦 @gbdawkins
4K Followers 3K Following 20 years a public defender, now I wrangle them. Belligerent Democrat. Ally. Brown liquor enthusiast, F word proponent. Saints, Tide, Cubs. #MakeGoodTrouble
Inner City Press @innercitypress
266K Followers 3K Following Matthew Russell Lee for/as Inner City Press covers SDNY, UN Gate, banks & IMF. books https://t.co/xHL0pGID4n https://t.co/VTEqaLISDB
Saba Saed @Sababa_saed
7K Followers 161 Following
Cristina Caffarra @Caffar3Cristina
4K Followers 496 Following
Jody Sanders @jodyssanders
3K Followers 2K Following Appellate attorney, Husband, Dad, @texapplawpod co-host #appellatetwitter @TCU and @uhlaw grad. Views are unserious, my own, and not legal advice.
shortlittlekidd @shortlittlekidd
7K Followers 77 Following Photojournalist for @KCStar | @SFSU alumna | Devoted cat mom 🐱 | Taco enthusiast | 🇲🇽🇬🇹
No Context Pittsburgh @PGHNoContext
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
489K Followers 20K Following comedian, actor, broadcaster & recovering cynic * SiriusXM #127 M-F * - Our podcast is daily on stitcher, Google, & https://t.co/qLUPII4L3V
manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen
16K Followers 1K Following cori @cori_amato / comedian @manicpixiememequeen on ig / writer / singer-songwriter / astrologer / mental health + fibromyalgia advocate 🌻🖤🦉🔮🦇🌙👻🌹💛🌿
Danielle Vermeer @DLVermeer
7K Followers 932 Following the future of fashion is circular // building @teleport__app tiktok for thrifting // 12+ years of no new clothes
Judge Richard Minor @JudgeMinor
2K Followers 3K Following Judge on the Alabama Court of Criminal Appeals; Follower of Christ, Husband, Father, & former District Attorney
PUP @puptheband
61K Followers 1K Following Small Doggy Dogg / Toronto, ON. New B-sides from 'The Unraveling' out now.
Is there anyone cooler or more real than Yaphet Kotto as Parker in Alien? Dude just wanted to get paid his worth, and go home. And I identify with that on a deeply spiritual level.
He's gonna ride the sybian
RIGHT NOW: @HowardStern sits down with @POTUS Joe Biden. Tune in for their 1-on-1 interview only on @SIRIUSXM! ➡️ sxm.app.link/HSlisten
no one in human history has ever acted better than this. peak performance
exhibit to a RICO indictment:
A cookie is not a plan.
Me feel sad because me no got cookies. But me feel good because me got me. And me not so bad! 💙
I’m DJing LIVE at Bar Henry in LA this Saturday night 10pm - close It’s a sometimes hobby of mine Come say hi! No cover.
Lay on your dog’s bed and see how they react.. 😊
The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
The most important criterion for success is to focus on your goal ...
it happened again. guy who claimed to “love nature” got mad when i trapped him in the woods and tried to reenact the blair witch project
Do the cops storming colleges not realize that this will only lead to more folk music?
For all of you wondering “Gee I never thought Drew Carey would pop his wig at a Phish show at the Sphere” here’s what my car looks like haha
Meeting your girlfriends dad for the first time.
Terrion Arnold taking the mic and directly addressing Detroit fans is the moment of the night.
21-year-old activist Mario Savio gives a passionate speech at the University of California, Berkeley on December 2, 1964. He was arrested, along with 800 others. Hoover's FBI was terrified of this speech.
To me, it appeared newest #Lions CB Terrion Arnold looked overwhelmed when being announced in front of 275,000+ people. But he quickly corrected me to share how he really felt. Arnold's personality is off the charts. If his play matches, Detroit will have a new fan-favorite.
Dak showing Tyler Guyton around the Cowboys stadium
Dear NYPD: Please, please, please arrest these faculty members.
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