Brielzebub @BriForney
assigned forney at bri Joined August 2012-
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sorry i can’t hangout tonight i am not Perfect yet
does anyone else get like really upset when some1 else starts claiming something u identify w as "their thing" or am i just really autistic
“But unfortunately, I’ve decided to enjoy life anyways” actually did change my outlook on life
“But unfortunately, I’ve decided to enjoy life anyways” actually did change my outlook on life https://t.co/v6sfiytCmS
i’m like if a really annoying girl had giant knockers
i’m what we call an OINK. one income, no kids. living on slop in my little pen
hate how everyone’s personality now is like “my therapist said it’s not my responsibility to be there for my friends”
man, fuck the moon, shit made my period start a week early
banks will email you to let you know that you have a new message in your Online Banking Mailbox and the message is "We are your bank"
I would kill Ross three times
I would kill Ross three times
$70k/yr is considered low-income. $20/hr is only $41,600/yr if you work full-time and never take time off. $20/hr only sounds high because we’ve been told over and over it’s too high by the same businesses making record profits.
My last 2 braincells:
JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
Let me know when The Cut publishes “The Case for Marrying an Older Man Whose First Wife Is Locked in the Attic”
so funny to me when ppl think actors are out of their league… like babe that’s a theater kid
here's a new genre of image I enjoy
I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)
you can't even bind cursed tomes in human flesh anymore, because of woke
you can't even bind cursed tomes in human flesh anymore, because of woke
I’m doing the Stanford Prison Experiment for my bachelorette party
Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead. Will the horrors never cease
Kai Cumings @CumingsCuming
40 Followers 5K Following
Ana 😻 @Ana_McKenna766
5 Followers 552 Following Sеductive vixеn seеks сonstant аnd fulfilling сonnесtiоns
Selena Listi @ListiSelen38055
55 Followers 5K Following
Nia Aresco @ArescoAresc
79 Followers 5K Following
Lacresha Surguy @l_lacresh
74 Followers 5K Following
Adelaide Walthour @adelaide19868
60 Followers 5K Following
Phoebe Oquendo @oquendo_ph40360
77 Followers 5K Following
Amy Kelly @AmyzpKelly
18 Followers 467 Following Found different beauties from all US states 😘 Ready for private meetings Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/abN8m14p4i
Becki 😳 @Becki_Kiley428
0 Followers 388 Following Fiery tеmptress lоnging fоr sensuаl, intimatе сonnеctiоns
Maria Faber @MariameFaber
17 Followers 634 Following Lured the best beauties from all US states 😜 They are ready to meet See nude photos before a date! Watching this https://t.co/B2yCSFMErI
me but online @PartyHammer
80 Followers 1K Following oh you create content? that’s cute, my sperm creates content creators!
Hollis from the Black.. @itsHollisBlack
1K Followers 612 Following They/them, occasionally a writer, persistently tired.
Erika Andrews @ErikaqbAndrews
31 Followers 909 Following Found different beauties from all US states 😇 Ready for a 1 on 1 meeting Nudes in profile! Watching this https://t.co/HczWdREHkU
A Way with Words @wayword
29K Followers 9K Following Public radio's lively language show! @marthabarnette @grantbarrett. [email protected]. Toll-free in US and Canada 877-929-9673. https://t.co/zgC1c74IhN
Poor Widow @PoorWidow
19 Followers 1K Following ✝️ ✝️ ✝️ Hello everyone i'm a kind, honest and a poor widow of 16yrs old daughter from Gambia, seeking for help...
Matthew Levy @MattLevy51
14K Followers 14K Following Stand up comic. Sketch maker. Newsletter writer. Married to @annaphilomena. Crouton appreciator. Writes profiles. Check Medium link below and DM if interested.
Nicholas Pratt @Mr_Prattastic
102 Followers 178 Following I was told I had to update my bio but have no idea what to add. Usually tweeting about some nonsense or the other. I play games sometimes. KY ➡️ PA ➡️ OH ➡️ MI
triple barrel sha boi.. @tayramone69
469 Followers 2K Following Taylor Ramone | Delightfully Unnerving | Fartiste | Funny voices on @dungeonpunkspod | 🏳️🌈 they/them ♿️ RA/HSD/GAD/ETC
Mike DeJung @DejungMike
11 Followers 142 Following Absolutely zero tolerance on bullshit... he/him/zir/zirself
Seb 武士道 @SebMunter
322 Followers 554 Following Seb | 77 | 🇳🇱 | Judo & Jiu-jitsu Black Belt | Zeikt graag over Ajax | Old school onderwijzer | Streng doch rechtvaardig en soms zeer ongenuanceerd 🤌🏻🖕🏻
Ed Cormany @ecormany
780 Followers 207 Following i'm interested in things. i think i’m getting good, but i can handle criticism. podcasting my eclectic obsessions @one_more_thing.
Your crush @your__crush__
817 Followers 2K Following satire by the person you like. she/her words in: @Reductress, @PointsInCase, @TheManateeMag, @littleoldlady__, @sallymagdotcom, @humordarling, + @dailydrunkmag
Dr. Sara Garnett @SaraCGarnett
421 Followers 289 Following PhD in Ecology, Evolutionary Biology, and Behavior. Blocker @LAN_RollerDerby. Opinions are my own. She/her.
Mr. Jackson @MrJacks15676466
0 Followers 4 Following
steve @scuba2252
11 Followers 904 Following
Lemon of Lime @LemonOfLime
475 Followers 1K Following she/her/hers. I love star trek & citrus. and music. origin: domestic supply.
Briefly @Brie_flyy
125 Followers 160 Following she/her ♀️♈ pls be nice to me i am so small 🥺 free 👉🏻 https://t.co/rsIkDNEN0M
Dr. Huevos-Rancheros @obijuankenob835
174 Followers 925 Following Absolute unit. Music, Food, Drinks, Sox, Buckeyes.🇵🇷🇵🇷. Yoan Moncada stan account. All Cleveland sports suck.
ShawnAwesome @ShawnAwesome2
55 Followers 255 Following I think I only have Twitter to follow along with people’s snarky tv show takes.
zatchary @ZatcharyTllama
110 Followers 290 Following he/him, trans rights are human rights, down with fascists
Stronger Through @StrongerThrough
17 Followers 190 Following Official Twitter for Stronger Through Completing Our Journey Together, One Conversation At A Time
Murphy @spoontinudigu
74 Followers 271 Following Hopefully spontaneous. Often spelled wrong. Never played a video game. Pretends not to like JavaScript. https://t.co/h4IxIZ3z4S
big pumpkin @DrMikenstein
238 Followers 705 Following i do science stuff and pottery now- queer they/them 28 - @trashstiens for anime bs
Alex @bloomintaller
270 Followers 929 Following
antony shuttleworth @antonyshuttlew
8 Followers 44 Following
Benjamin @OneLight121
6 Followers 26 Following
Alissa @aloosaboodner
144 Followers 361 Following
Sleeping Situation @sleepingsitch
48 Followers 141 Following A podcast about two people who live together and the stuff they do, hosted by Ivy and Matt.
Community Grounds @CGColumbus
17K Followers 18K Following An ever evolving community space for sharing music, poetry, books, and ideas over locally sourced coffee, tea, and food.
Dead Internet At Its .. @DeadTheory__
79K Followers 44 Following Posting the funniest and dumbest blue check bots. Submissions can be done via DM, @ us under tweets, or in our Discord server.
The Ad Professor @The_AdProfessor
151K Followers 155 Following Built ad campaigns for multiple billion-dollar companies. Spending over $50K per month on ads and need help? Let's work together here: https://t.co/1NdyfF4HyV
Jaynit Makwana @JaynitMakwana
8K Followers 52 Following Sharing insights on AI, Productized Biz, Creator Economy, & No-code tools • Ghostwriter for Millionaires • Co-Founder @Scale10x | 📩 [email protected]
gregory house apologi.. @transcowboy
18K Followers 581 Following 64 years old, medical malpractice enthusiast, james wilson lover, legally dead
🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpo.. @hourly_shitpost
1.4M Followers 99 Following the best memes ever created… we wouldn’t be here without them (NO NSFW PROMOS)
community notes viola.. @cnviolations
865K Followers 6 Following not affiliated with @x or @communitynotes | DM Submissions
Insane Content @onlineinsane
129K Followers 107 Following Hysterical posts on the internet | dm submissions
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪ.. @sofarrsogud
23K Followers 6K Following 🖊️ Some of my tweets are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts.
out of context dogs @contextdogs
1.7M Followers 784 Following follow us for daily dog Content 🐶| Dm for credit and removals | art by @sillynubcat
Kat 𓍊☽◯☾𓋼.. @kittysostoned
4K Followers 1K Following stop expecting things of me im literally just a girl • • • ♋︎ ♈︎ ♍︎ || no thoughts just meow meows 𖤐
Medical Guide 😷 @medicalsguide
103K Followers 0 Following 💉 Daily Educational Medical Pictures & Videos!🩺 💊 stories & incidents 🎥 Credits to their respective owners/Dm for removal
𝕿𝖆𝖙𝖘 𝕿.. @tatsthatgohard
50K Followers 37 Following the hardest and sometimes worst tattoos of all time•DMs open for image removal/send your tat•
pics that go hard @picsthatg0hard_
253K Followers 197 Following feel free to screenshot | owner: @harkits1 | dm for promo
looks like a @lookslikethings
288K Followers 10 Following Pictures of things that are recognizable as other objects. For example, a picture of a cloud that happens to look like a whale sword fighting a leprechaun.
Bad 2 Sentence Horror @bad2sentence
370K Followers 16 Following Dedicated to sharing BEST & WORST sets of 2 sentences! (follow @jerk)
I Heard My Name! @LordOfPrecedent
38 Followers 84 Following He/him. Desperately trying to avoid having an aesthetic. I dabble
fucked up looking hai.. @fucked_up_hair
94K Followers 24 Following sometimes fabulous looking hair - dm submissions/promos - bald at 100k (real)
Low Quality Memes �.. @ipostlqmemes
243K Followers 55 Following I post low quality memes | submissions/credit/removal dm 📩 | DMs open for biz
Beach Too Sandy Out O.. @WaterTooWetOOC
3K Followers 14 Following
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.4M Followers 610 Following 20% off your first purchase, use code 'FIRST'! DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
christian @bitteroc
43 Followers 88 Following
Thehilltophoodrat @Thehilltophood1
148 Followers 110 Following
Xandy Schiefer @XandySchiefer
7K Followers 299 Following Podcaster and lover of lighthouses. Twitch: @XandySchiefer Vegan 🦔 He/Him
Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit
108K Followers 3 Following Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenntakahashi
Beach Too Sandy, Wate.. @BeachTooSandy
9K Followers 50 Following A comedy podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. Hosted by @xtineschiefer & @xandyschiefer 🏖️🌊
i heart glizzies @iheartglizzies
15K Followers 11 Following made for those who love glizzies, hotdogs, and memes • dm for submissions
Images That Could Be .. @ImagesAlbum
2.0M Followers 79 Following Digital artist and photographer. I create album covers. DM for enquiries.
Incel Struggles @incelstruggles
609 Followers 0 Following Incel dms, replies, pick-up lines and more. Incel tier only, not run by an incel, won’t sell out, promo or post mid content for the sake of it. Dm submissions.
Anna-Laura @annalaura_art
282K Followers 630 Following my heart and your heart are very old friends 💛she/her ⭐️Shop and more in the linktree below🍯⬇️
absolutely insane com.. @insanepplYT
846K Followers 19 Following DM submissions | turn post notifications on
Criminal Posts @crim_tweets_
1.0M Followers 0 Following sources for twitters most criminal tweets | turn post notifications on
cats who share one br.. @CATBRAINCELL
423K Followers 3K Following All cats here share the same braincell. BLM/Trans rights!!🌈🏳️⚧️🖤
Weird Spotify Playlis.. @SpotifyWeird
578K Followers 258 Following weird playlists go to the subreddit to submit
animals going goblin .. @mischiefanimals
1.4M Followers 277 Following goblin guy posting goblin goons (and whatever else I find funny)
I’m converting cyber culture to analog/paint in case the power goes out
If you don't play sims on antidepressants and a laptop then wtf are u doing?
Bisexual girls with boyfriends who watched Gilmore Girls in high school.
you've got a fast car. I'm saying vroom vroom every chance I get. You break up with me because of this
People born between 1984-1999
I feel like this all the time…😭
are you okay bro? why is there a slow-tempo reprise of your main theme? bro?
i saw a mop dog today
feel bad for laughing, feel worse for taking a photo, but here we are and there it goes
One time in undergrad I put off writing a paper until the day it was due and I woke up at 4 am and wrote 15 pages in one sitting, and it turned out totally fine and I got good feedback. It's the worst thing that ever happened to me and I wish I could go back in time and undo it
To be completely honestly man only 2 out of 10 dentists recommended this toothpaste but they both have quite esoteric taste and are always early on things that later become cult classics
they should invent a menstrual cycle that doesn’t make me want to k*ll myself
@shannonpurser Excuse me that is our 43rd president you're talking about
ok so i was never much of an exercise girl bc i thought it was hard, and now that i have gotten past it being really hard, my new problem is that it is SO BORING.
We are approaching that time in the semester when therapy dogs are deployed to colleges/universities across the country to solve major problems well beyond their expertise.
Right. The real enemy is hey soul sister.
if you don’t like drops of jupiter you are not pure of heart and lack a sense of wonder
It's so nice outside you can smell all the relationships ending.
Hey everyone! I know this is random but here are some ways(that helped me) to tackle depression and yesterday my psychiatrist approved most of them and modified some of these. I have found these ways personally working for me. (A thread)
He has the body language of a guy who gets kicked out an improv group for sexual harassment and doesn’t learn from it
.@elonmusk gives multiple poses on the #BreakthroughPrize red carpet
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