Brook Wood (she/her) @BrookWoodWriter
Erotic author. Married with 2 teens & 2 bull terriers. I write my fantasies & am discovering my kink, so relatable mom porn with an edge. NSFW. R21+ only amazon.com/-/e/B01NAB71SR Cape Town, South Africa Joined December 2016-
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Where is the victim’s voice? Where are her words? “I’m scared,” Nicole Brown told her mother a few months before she was killed. “I go to the gas station, he’s there. I go to the Payless Shoe Store, and he’s there. I’m driving, and he’s behind me.” Five days before Nicole Brown…
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