Det. Bruce Conners @BruceConners
Vintage SFPD detective with a thirst for Jameson, menthol, and justice. San Francisco Joined August 2009-
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@michaelianblack This will make your mouth water: http://bit.ly/165P1o
Bay Bridge is closed. Fuck it. I'm going rollerblading.
$3 happy hour PBRs?! I remember when a sixer and a full tank cost $5. Never even knew what DUI stood for.
Never understood why tranny barfights begin with smashing a bottle. Isn't it more effective to just bite the adams apple?
Just wrestled a real snow leopard. Not impressed.
At the National Cougar Convention in Palo Alto. These chicks are ice cold.
I hope LAPD doesn't find a menthol butt in Oak Glen. Shit, did I put that out?
The only man to ever beat me in a pissing contest: Ted Kennedy.
"Death Race" is a loose adaptation about my tim in driving school in 1968.
Just arrested Kanye West on probable cause that douche bags are offended by him.
Park ranger for the weekend. Have already busted the skulls of three minors for inexcusable farmer's tans and tribal tattoos.
Just took a shit that may make me believe in God again. Wait a minute, I'm out of TP. God is dead.
District 9 is loosely based on my 1986 vacation in Miami Beach.
My blood was just deemed illegal by MLB's drug policy. Imagine Puljos with some Bruce running through his veins.
@Upstein That hole placement on the 17th was bullshit! Plus that crosswind was screwing with my nerves.
Armageddon is approaching: White Chicks 2
Challenged a matador to a staring contest and won. Always do.
Woke up in a hole in the Las Vegas desert with a black eye and a used condom stapled to my chest. Last time I hitch a ride with @Upstein
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Blood Shark @BloodShark
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SHAQ @SHAQ
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Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger
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San Francisco Giants @SFGiantsFans
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Greenberg @Greenbergs
58 Followers 151 Following My last name is Greenberg. I just set this up for all the other Greenbergs in the world. Let's get together and follow each other!
The Stunt People @stuntpeople
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Mitch Upstein @Upstein
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Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom
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172 Followers 331 Following In a world I did not create, I walk as though it were my own.
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