Busted By Brigety @BustedByBrigety
Behold how good and pleasant my brave new Sewanee Stasi is. You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. Trezevant Hall Joined August 2020-
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hey joe biden....
Overzealous progressive students at @univofthesouth confused to find themselves defending Mandatory Minimum Sentencing, Stop and Frisk, and Warrantless Police Raids on Twitter.
Today, I issued a pardon of 15,000 people convicted of marijuana possession in Birmingham between 1990-2020. These pardons are a strong start, but our work is far from done. Join me in telling the State of Alabama to completely decriminalize marijuana. woodfin.io/420
In light of recent criticism @ReubenBrigety is excited to bring Chinese censorship app to @univofthesouth . Start reporting your classmates 'mistaken opinions' for immediate punishment today! dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9…
Did you miss out our conversation on policing with @KhaCumberbatch on April 1st? No worries! The full conversation is now up on YouTube. Go check out the link! youtu.be/yp-hZysWwWU #sewanee #georgefloyd #naacp #policinginamerica
[Rote denunciation of Walter F. Mondale as infamous imperialist stooge and villain, who will nonetheless be forgotten by history.]
In advance of 4/20 @univofthesouth hopes to drive home their staunch commitment to retrograde policing policies by plastering the campus with Nixonian propaganda posters.
Get yourself a girl who looks at you the way @ReubenBrigety looks at the legislative architect of mass incarceration. #FreeATO #StopArrestingStudents #SaveSewanee
Authoritarian administrator with poorly concealed fetish for riding boots and military uniforms assures student body that he's totally not getting his rocks off by handcuffing them. #SaveSewanee @ReubenBrigety
Local despot confused by mass exodus from his personal gulag after latest round of dragnet police raids #TigerTuesday #SaveSewanee
Everything Sewanee stands for is at stake here. Don't let @ReubenBrigety turn what we all loved into his personal police state. Please sign the petition to #SaveSewanee #BrigetyMustGo change.org/p/students-and…
James Dickey offered to come to the Domain early to welcome new students and foster the sense of belonging that defines Sewanee. Instead he became the first of many victims of @ReubenBrigety bizarre and unjust Nixonian crusade #FreeDickey #BrigetyMustGo #SaveSewanee
It's clear now that @ReubenBrigety meant what he said and there are police with dogs patrolling dorms arresting students. I need current students to help me disseminate real time information to Alumni and the Board of Regents. Please confidentially DM me: stay safe #SaveSewanee
With all fun of any kind now strictly banned by @ReubenBrigety all Bacchus vans are to be retrofitted to transport student criminals from illegal campus parties directly to prison. #SaveSewanee @univofthesouth @SewaneeResLife
First offenders found in possession of contraband may elect to carve "I must not drink beer" into their own hand in lieu of immediate expulsion and arrest. -Senior Undersecretary to the Minister for Magic @ReubenBrigety #SaveSewanee
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Sewanee NAACP @SewaneeNAACP
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Parents of Sewanee At.. @OfSewanee
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Parker Oliver @pwoliver
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Jeff Levy @jefflevy
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136 Followers 94 Following GOLFER, sometimes. Favorite sound ever: FAAAAANG FINGERS thanks Paul
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Jimmy Buckets, FRM (F.. @WholeMilken
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Josh Thomas @josh_s_thomas
386 Followers 419 Following Interested in fitness, youth sports, art of coaching, and how those all fit together. What's possible?
NotesFromTheZoo @NotesFromTheZoo
0 Followers 3K Following "All observers are not led by the same physical evidence to the same picture of the universe." B.L. Whorf
Zandra Ribas @RhondaZebras
225 Followers 435 Following I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and broke everything.
Tyrone Biggums @space__wrangler
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Sewanee Res Life @SewaneeResLife
478 Followers 144 Following This is the official Twitter account for the Office of Residential Life at The University of the South. Feel free to ask questions!
Poorly Aged Things @PoorlyAgedStuff
1.1M Followers 248 Following showcasing poorly-aged things. shill sometimes but no ads. retweets ≠ poorly aged. header: @NipChipCookies icon: @dreamywolfdd
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
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144K Followers 9 Following because he never forgets a bitch ever (not the real john mulaney btw)
Randall Woodfin @randallwoodfin
53K Followers 1K Following The 30th mayor of Birmingham, Alabama. Focusing on Putting People First in all 99 Neighborhoods.
Star Trek Minus Conte.. @NoContextTrek
106K Followers 161 Following Double dumbass on you, and so forth. (These are all real) #StarTrek🖖🏽 Always read the #AltText. Also on mastodon and bsky if you fancy that.
Stan Denshaw “parod.. @OptometristDan
15K Followers 4K Following (parody)Probably crushing beers. Not affiliated with Dan Crenshaw. Forklift certified.
Sewanee Baseball @SewaneeBaseball
2K Followers 279 Following NCAA DIII located in Sewanee, TN. Member of the Southern Athletic Association (SAA).
Sewanee NAACP @SewaneeNAACP
62 Followers 54 Following The University of the South 🐯| National Association for the Advancement of Colored People Unit ✊🏽| Region V | [email protected] 📩
Reductress @Reductress
298K Followers 657 Following The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKO
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The Sewanee Spectre @SewaneeSpectre
118 Followers 24 Following Politics, poetry, and prose from Sewanee's left.
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Coach Wallace @RICO_WALLACE
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Scott Smallwood @ssmallwd
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Sara Hebel @shebel
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Mallory Ervin @malloryervin
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Sewaneesz @sewaneesz
4 Followers 2 Following Sewanee is kicking kids out for having weed. 15+ people have been kicked out
YSR Girl Problems @ysrgrlproblems
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Dave Walker @davewalkerfake
100 Followers 285 Following Editor of The Common Source, leading publication of Sewanee: The University of The South. Cat lover. SNU. App. St. grad student. North Carolina native.
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