The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet
Professional Juggler of Serious & Complex Crimes in Sandford - Jack of all trades criminal - Passionate about justice - Frazzled & frustrated by the bureaucracy Joined January 2018-
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@DC4630 They’re entitled to stay home for 2 weeks unless your test comes back -ve... They’re not caring for their employee & not following government guidelines so I’d say your OH needs to simply #StayHome until you know it’s “just a cough”
Nothing has happened, but sometimes I just want to walk out of work and never come back. Just to walk off into the sunset and become a normal person. And leave it all behind.
@shitbarrister It’ll never catch on....
@Sandford_Police Also blancmonge (Bla-monj) a great word. Not so great at being a pudding.
@hashtagheron To insanity & beyond... ☺️
When I say “I’m busy” at work, I don’t mean I’m juggling a few jobs & I have a long list of to-do’s, I mean I don’t feel I have time to piss or eat. Popping out for lunch is something the office dwellers take for granted. A headache every day... This can’t be healthy. 😔
@hashtagheron Our shifts are 10 hour days & we’re averaging between 2-4 hours OT most days. Home/sleep/work/repeat. I had to submit my OT claims when on OT as I haven’t had time in 3 months to do it!!! All levels of wrong! 🤷♀️
😳... 13 years for that??? That sentence is not commensurate with the gravity & impact of the crime. @cpsuk will you ask for the sentence to be reviewed? (Please). Sending love to the woman & her family💙 Sending the fleas of a thousand camels arses to him. #lethimhang 😡
A registered sex offender who raped a 76-year-old woman as she walked her dog has been jailed. Glenroy Barnes, 27, was jailed for 12 years and 9 months with an extended five-year licence for the rape and assault by penetration of the female victim at Warwick Crown Court yesterday
To all who are working in the sun wearing #stabproofvests I salute you. 👮♀️ I hope your colleagues & the public make sure you are #hydrated and that you remembered to apply ☀️ #suncream Look after those who look after us Who wants to be in a beer garden anyway? So overrated.
Has the job ruined me? When I put a film on and the warning says ⚠️ Contains extreme violence / scenes of a sexual nature / surgical procedures / Not suitable for U18’s* (delete as appropriate) .... I don’t think “oooh no”... I sit back and think this should be good!?! 🕵️♀️
@CollegeofPolice Is it being opened out to all forces? Do I need to badger my own force?
Ha ha It’s their faces when they realise that I love. #24hoursincustody is more than enough! Oh and the cops are getting paid #DoubleBubble 💰 💰 #LongStayTicket #Custodyforthelongweekend #Fortheloveofgodjustbehave
@Protect_Wldlife @Chrisgo98276140 Who is this cunt? 🤬
This set needs a certain type of recovery #braoffslipperson
@crimlawuk 2 of 2 Unrealistic deadlines even before factoring in shift work. (2 wk deadline can mean just 2 days PCs have available to reply) Not blaming Police in court when CPS are at fault #publicperception I understand CPS are under equal pressure but be polite-we’re juggling too 🤯
@crimlawuk 1 of 2 The archaic systems used by both agencies. The Bermuda Triangle at CPS, where discs & copy exhibits are lost or claim to have never been received. CPS systems limiting the software they can access.
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