Chris Searson @CMSearson

Joined September 2011

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

7 years ago

This is the best thing ever.

Craig O'Halloran @CraigOHalloran_

7 years ago

This is the best thing ever.

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

7 years ago

#ENGCOL all Colombians should be ashamed of themselves after this display!

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

8 years ago

We've found Donovan...

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

8 years ago

#thereisDonovan!

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8 years ago

#whereisJo?

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8 years ago

#triplefisted #whereisDonovan?

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8 years ago

#whereisDonovan?

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8 years ago

#whereisDonovan?

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SportsJOE @SportsJOE_UK

9 years ago

Thank God he's back... bit.ly/1rm6omK

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

12 years ago

@LondoMidland how do I claim for delay? Currently on 19.13 from New street. Yes, it's currently 20.24 and not moved.

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Impact Images @Impact_Images

12 years ago

Taxi! @calcrutchlow gives a lift to @ValeYellow46 @SilverstoneUK @bikesportnews

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

13 years ago

Well done team GB! That's what I call a win!

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13 years ago

Beckham would've at least sung the fucking anthem!

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

14 years ago

No more than Chelsea deserve, you can't go to the CL final and park the bus.

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

14 years ago

As ever West Ham, you've done it the hard way!

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

14 years ago

Come on you Irons!

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

14 years ago

God damn stupid horses.

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

14 years ago

Good night, and got the last train home, Bonus! Now, just need to prepare for next Friday...

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

14 years ago

God Blur sound awful. It's time to quit when Phil Daniels has a better singing voice than you!

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Chris Searson @CMSearson

14 years ago

Snow my arse. I could've made more snow myself by defrosting the freezer. Another great result for the weather forecasters.

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