Calgorithm Department of Labor @Calgorithm_DOL
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Forcing an athlete to be in this close to bears (California Golden Bears or otherwise) is a massive safety violation. Also, this graphic is fucking hideous. The hell is even going on here?
Forcing an athlete to be in this close to bears (California Golden Bears or otherwise) is a massive safety violation. Also, this graphic is fucking hideous. The hell is even going on here?
This would constitute as hostile work environment, forcing Cal to be connected to a poverty program and lower its standards.
This would constitute as hostile work environment, forcing Cal to be connected to a poverty program and lower its standards.
I don’t know about this prediction, #Calgorithm. What say you, Berkeleyites?
I don’t know about this prediction, #Calgorithm. What say you, Berkeleyites? https://t.co/sLNm6bLt4R
The Calgorithm Department of Labor recognizes this tweet as a valid and well played shit post. Thus, the tweet is an acceptable form of distraction during the work day.
The Calgorithm Department of Labor recognizes this tweet as a valid and well played shit post. Thus, the tweet is an acceptable form of distraction during the work day.
😂 Appreciate it 💯
East Bay let’s ride 😈 #RaiderNation X #GoBears
East Bay let’s ride 😈 #RaiderNation X #GoBears https://t.co/tZ9HVPxgmp
Here we go again, Cal.
This is not the Sunny D you want
This is not the Sunny D you want
🚨Per Sources: After suffering such a devastating defeat to the Cal Bears the city of Corvallis, OR is being officially renamed to CALvallis. Official announcement coming soon.
What part of “The bear will not quit. The bear will not die” do people not understand ?!?!
What part of “The bear will not quit. The bear will not die” do people not understand ?!?!
The Calgorithm has ruled that this goes incredibly hard and is highly encouraged to be posted in places of employment to boost productivity and workplace moral.
The Calgorithm has ruled that this goes incredibly hard and is highly encouraged to be posted in places of employment to boost productivity and workplace moral.
Calgorithm Tradition Regulation (the Malort Rule) states that any tradition that may or may not have contributed to a victory needs to be included in all future game festivities in perpetuity.
Calgorithm Tradition Regulation (the Malort Rule) states that any tradition that may or may not have contributed to a victory needs to be included in all future game festivities in perpetuity.
🤙🏽 • 📸 @CalBearsOn3
Chat is @notdigitaldam washed?
Week 1 of Dark Lord Oski’s Mascot Punch-Out. #Calgorithm
Can confirm that this in accordance with the Department of Labor regulations and code.
Can confirm that this in accordance with the Department of Labor regulations and code.
Quick reminder to all in the Calgorithm to not let work get in the way of a healthy obsession of our favorite team. A well fed bear is a happy bear… so feed yourself with these highlights from last years close contest between Cal and Oregon State! youtu.be/ODwk7hudqp8?si…
I would like to remind all planning on participating in the “Beaver Hunt” to actually understand what that means this time, ESPECIALLY IN THE WORK PLACE!!!
I would like to remind all planning on participating in the “Beaver Hunt” to actually understand what that means this time, ESPECIALLY IN THE WORK PLACE!!!
It is ok for Cal Football to be a healthy distraction in the workplace. If anyone’s supervisor dares to limit this, please report to the Calgorithm Department of Labor and they will be dealt with accordingly. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
It is ok for Cal Football to be a healthy distraction in the workplace. If anyone’s supervisor dares to limit this, please report to the Calgorithm Department of Labor and they will be dealt with accordingly. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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