Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT
Keeping the Calgorithm and the Woke Agenda moving forward, all in service to Dark Lord Oski Berkeley, CA Joined August 2025-
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As the #Calgorithm sojourns to San Diego the DOT would like to remind all patriots who remains the public transit GOAT. Hint: It’s not the @sdmts whose social media game is not up to the standard Bay Area residents are accustomed to. Take notes, trolley.
As the #Calgorithm sojourns to San Diego the DOT would like to remind all patriots who remains the public transit GOAT. Hint: It’s not the @sdmts whose social media game is not up to the standard Bay Area residents are accustomed to. Take notes, trolley. https://t.co/XsiG8dYx0Z
Ok. 🙂 In all seriousness @SDSU and @AztecFB fans please find a fully arranged NES/Famicom #Caltendo version of your fight song in the reply post below. #Calgorithm
Ok. 🙂 In all seriousness @SDSU and @AztecFB fans please find a fully arranged NES/Famicom #Caltendo version of your fight song in the reply post below. #Calgorithm https://t.co/E3p5yWjv95
Toot toot. #Calgorithm @CalFootball @CalFootballpr @RonRivera80
Dark Lord Oski’s Mascot Punch-Out returns for Week 3. Gopher fans, if you did not get the fleshed out hardware accurate NES/Famicom version of “Minnesota Rouser” when I posted it earlier, please find it in the comment below along with a download link if you want a copy.…
Many of our #Calgorithm patriots remember our highly scientific analysis comparing opposition public transit systems with the people’s transit champion @SFBART . DOT has likewise completed a study with a comparison of @MetroTransitMN and would like to present our findings.
Stay safe, patriots. We’ll see you in Berkeley.
Stay safe, patriots. We’ll see you in Berkeley.
Excellent gameday advice and information from our partners at AC Transit.
Excellent gameday advice and information from our partners at AC Transit.
Patriots, as the masses descend upon Strawberry Canyon tomorrow, make sure to follow @SFBART and @SFBARTalert if you plan on using the #Calgorithm s transit champion. The City of Berkeley provided a helpful guide regarding transit and parking on Gameday. berkeleyca.gov/community-recr…
Hello! Like this tweet if you want Cal Bear legend Amy Trask at the SDSU game
Hello! Like this tweet if you want Cal Bear legend Amy Trask at the SDSU game
Effective immediately, all Calgorithm DOT employees have requested transfer to the ATF and this account will not be active. If any Calgorithm patriots are interested in employment with the DOT please inquire with a member of the Calgorithm administration.
I would like to remind all planning on participating in the “Beaver Hunt” to actually understand what that means this time, ESPECIALLY IN THE WORK PLACE!!!
I would like to remind all planning on participating in the “Beaver Hunt” to actually understand what that means this time, ESPECIALLY IN THE WORK PLACE!!!
@Oskisstraw @CalBearSquared @just_joe_57 @AGuyNamedNam Liberté, égalité, fraternité, Malört
The #Calgorithm DOT is dispatching road demo crews to the Corvallis Oregon area to deal with reported obstructions impeding road grading and maintenance. To avoid risk of injury or death, please do not come within proximity of any demo equipment/operations. @Coach_Sooto
You heard the the General. “Come to games, go bears!”
You heard the the General. “Come to games, go bears!”
@savanah2j ACC clears based on #Calgorithm alone, but throw in SMU, Miami, FSU, Clemson, NC State and Captain Andrew Luck and it's a wrap. Let me know when the Big 12 publishes a book, produces a hit song and gets GameDay to show up. 🤷♂️
UC Berkeley launches craft beer just as Gen Z is abandoning alcohol sfgate.com/food/article/u… via @SFGate
We stand ready to move the #Calgorithm and our #ACCFootball burnerverse allies forward in our quest for world domination.
We stand ready to move the #Calgorithm and our #ACCFootball burnerverse allies forward in our quest for world domination.
Not a surprise that taking extraordinary efforts to help ferry Calgorithm patriots to Gameday would result in an overall decrease in crime. Excellent news but to be expected. Well done, comrades.🫡
Not a surprise that taking extraordinary efforts to help ferry Calgorithm patriots to Gameday would result in an overall decrease in crime. Excellent news but to be expected. Well done, comrades.🫡
#TuesdayTip: @SFBART now accepts contactless payments! 💳 But if you want to pay for other agencies, you'll need to tap on with your Clipper card. This payment option is coming soon to all transit agencies across the Bay Area 🚍 🚄 ⛴️ Stay tuned and learn more at:…
Orders from the Director of the Calgorithm Intelligence Agency. Dossiers will be out momentarily
Orders from the Director of the Calgorithm Intelligence Agency. Dossiers will be out momentarily
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Calgorithm ATF @Calgorithm_ATF
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588 Followers 2K Following Berkeley Grad | Case Western Reserve Law Grad | Art Enthusiast | Dreamer
Scoutmaster Oski @CalgorithmScout
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Will @KoreAmBear
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Oski’s Left Hand @NumberOneCalFan
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Dr. Jackie @gwenabee
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International Calgori... @CalgorithmCourt
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Bree @breeannaf
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Calgorithm Department... @CalgorithmDFW
133 Followers 19 Following To manage the Calgorithm’s diverse fish, wildlife, and plant resources, and the habitats upon which they depend, for their use and enjoyment by the public.
Bear Force One @CalFSU
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Calgorithm ATF @Calgorithm_ATF
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Terrence Brown @CoachTB02
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Calgorithm Dept of St... @CalDeptOfState
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BART Alert @SFBARTalert
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SFMTA @SFMTA_Muni
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