Damien @CantTouchBottom

Husband, Dad, University of Michigan Fan -Team 144!, Pearl Jam Fan Joined March 2009

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Damien @CantTouchBottom

3 months ago

Against overwhelming odds, this halftime show is even worse than I thought it would be. @NFL, feel free to end this “Jay-Z produces the SB halftime”experiment.

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Damien @CantTouchBottom

3 months ago

Amazing Stories really had some great moments. Very eclectic too. Even an animated short or two if I remember right.

Unseen Hollywood @HollywoodUnseen

3 months ago

Amazing Stories really had some great moments. Very eclectic too. Even an animated short or two if I remember right.

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Brenden Clinton @MrGo30

3 months ago

Film session w/ Coach 30 - #ClevelandBrowns vs. #HoustonTexans #SuperWildCardWeekend

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Damien @CantTouchBottom

4 months ago

For purely selfish reasons, Ben Johnson can feel free to tank these upcoming interviews. #LionsGrit

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Damien @CantTouchBottom

4 months ago

“They didn’t even wear the Maize pants” Love ya Coach 30. Fantastic job this college football season. We’ll see if we can get a ring for you. #GoBlue

Brenden Clinton @MrGo30

4 months ago

“They didn’t even wear the Maize pants” Love ya Coach 30. Fantastic job this college football season. We’ll see if we can get a ring for you. #GoBlue

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Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel

4 months ago

Michigan broke the rules. That isn’t why they are playing for the national title. sports.yahoo.com/michigan-keeps…

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Rich Eisen @richeisen

4 months ago

As if Ohio fans have been mute in this direction…EVER…over anything, including matters that have nothing to do with them. Like this national championship game. You know, as a for instance.

OsuRecruiting @OsuRecruiting2

4 months ago

As if Ohio fans have been mute in this direction…EVER…over anything, including matters that have nothing to do with them. Like this national championship game. You know, as a for instance.

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Damien @CantTouchBottom

4 months ago

Tyrone Wheatley was a man amongst boys.

Big Ten Football @B1Gfootball

4 months ago

Tyrone Wheatley was a man amongst boys.

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Damien @CantTouchBottom

4 months ago

The snap was Dwight Howard!!!

Brenden Clinton @MrGo30

4 months ago

The snap was Dwight Howard!!!

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Steve Hutchinson @HutchSevenSix

4 months ago

WE ARE MICHIGAN!!!!! Let the sh$t talkers, talk. Let the excuse makers, make excuses. 143 years of tradition has your back, @UMichFootball , finish what you started. #GoBlue

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Swanky Wolverine @swankywolverine

4 months ago

Had to do an edit of the sick Roman Wilson grab in the Rose Bowl during the game tying drive for Michigan.

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JD 〽️ @MGoJDBlue

4 months ago

Last time Blake Corum and Michigan played against Washington 🔥

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Damien @CantTouchBottom

4 months ago

Hail yes!!!! #RoseBowlChamps !!!

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National Champions Barstool Blue @BarstoolUofM

4 months ago

Bama OL on that last possession

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Damien @CantTouchBottom

4 months ago

So weird that the ‘Bama band played Mr. Brightside during halftime. #GoBlue

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Alex Orji Szn @MichiganNation2

4 months ago

Can confirm this. Penn State and Michigan a victim too.

Blue Bloods Bias @bluebloodsbias

4 months ago

Can confirm this. Penn State and Michigan a victim too.

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Mike @MikeR5577

4 months ago

No fan base has ever needed this humbling more. Seeing them in this state of disrepair is pure schadenfreude.

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CJGJ: "People thought we were going to be shitty this year. I look at my comments every day from when I first signed. 'Enjoy being a 5-win team, a 3-win team, a 4-win team.' Haha, fucker. Still on my cocky, arrogant shit. I read the Bible, too. Make sure y'all put that in there."