Good Sir @CertainlyNotG
Laughs at inappropriate times, writes about horrible things, and all around dickhead. certainlynotgood.com Joined June 2014-
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@RobertOttone @izi_garcia @wrestlingbubble If you ever use a baby in ur twitter pic, I'm gonna assume you stole it.
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Dear North Korea- Fuck you merry much! #TheInterview #America #MerryChristmas
@RobertOttone @cagepotatomma Couldn't we all. #fatprobs
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Over The Top: Not Quite 1st Base #BoobieMovies @midnight
Green, Mile Long Nipples (it's a horror film) #BoobieMovies @midnight
My Breast Friend's Wedding #BoobieMovies @midnight
Everyone on my list is getting the same thing this year. *Hint* It's big, black, smells like rubber, and rhymes with dildo. #tistheseason
@RobertOttone Thanks Rob! I appreciate it
Best part of #CFBPlayoff is listening to adults brag about other people's children
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Forget mistletoe. Apparently some people need chloroform...
Dan Quayle's infamous mashed potatoes #BadThanksgivingRecipes @midnight
@RobertOttone @dannymullen @wrestlingbubble I only watch my college collection now so I can remember what sex with attractive women was like
@RobertOttone @dannymullen @wrestlingbubble Yeah like do I want to see my fat ass naked...gross. absolutely not. 2day. But in 1-50 years..
@RobertOttone @dannymullen @wrestlingbubble I always figured someday when my dick stops working, I'm gonna wanna remember when it did
@RobertOttone @dannymullen @wrestlingbubble I'm almost 30. My gf doesn't understand why I still have a VCR. Hint: Vintage selfies on VHS
@RobertOttone @dannymullen @wrestlingbubble Not at all. I still like to watch vids from me in my prime. 10th grade was such a good run
Do I look Catholic to u? All I said was "Congrats! Looks like a keeper!" A simple vote of confidence in the decision not to abort this 1.
#IfIWasInCharge this hashtag would be grammatically correct
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