Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

Software Developer, occasional blogger, and open mic ear botherer. lchapmb.github.io Manchester Joined April 2015

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

Dear clients Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sincerely Me

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

The worst thing about this dystopia isn't the constant sales culture, the ubiquitous ads, or the fucking hustle. It's knowing that my primary value comes not even from being a consumer but a product to be sold He says on a social media app funded by my data

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

Without a steady supply of biscuits in the office I'm pretty sure I'd have lost my mind by now

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

Oh hi Midweek-Depression, how's things? I see you brought Got-No-Cash-Till Payday with you, greeeeaaaaattttt.....

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

On the one hand the memes are funny, on the other hand I'm now engaged in a process of mental health self-diagnosis which I am woefully unqualified for

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

Kinda day that when it feel like I'll be buying a bottle of wine later

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

The fundamental flaw with dating apps is thay they assume I know what I'm doing This may be the flaw in many other things also

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

Dear every estate agent, Why are you calling me to say it's sold subject to contract? Email me or update the website.

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

The more I think about The Flash (2023) the lower I rate it. Seems weird to out up with an unlikeable actor who courts controversy to release something like *this"

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

So this ad started with "Do you like waking up" and I was like "hell no" before I even knew what the product was

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

Went 20 mins without feeling anxious but it's back, so now I'm scrolling reddit tryin to chill out again

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

I'm overthinking stuff again...

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

Cis cis cis cis cis Cisyphus

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

And so begins my last minute attempts at arranging something for my birthday

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Lewis Chapman-Barker @Chap_Lewis

2 years ago

Dear nuget package people Please supply a list of methods and brief explanations of what they do Your code is not self-documenting just because you understand your own naming conventions Thank you