🎧🎶 James Masterton 🎗️ @ChartUpdate

I write about the charts for fun and profit. Member of the 80%. All content is Twitter exclusive. chart-watch.uk Gutter Joined September 2012

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🎧🎶 James Masterton 🎗️ @ChartUpdate

13 hours ago

Are all the "VAR must go" whiners about to insist Liverpool should have had an undeserved penalty? Or did the technology do what it was supposed to do?

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2 days ago

The West Ham goalkeeper is called Areola? What a tit.

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3 days ago

Yesterday I bought this £5 mini screwdriver set from Miniso. Mainly because I was intrigued at the idea of buying a mini screwdriver set from the store where one usually buys Hello Kitty merch.

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Talk of the Chats @talkofthechats

3 days ago

Netflix has been offered to have HUNTR/X of ‘Kpop Demon Hunters’ perform at the 2026 #Superbowl halftime show in the form of a hologram. Apple Music has offered $500 million.

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🎧🎶 James Masterton 🎗️ @ChartUpdate

4 days ago

Entering Flying Tiger in the autumn is to step into a place which imagines everyone in Britain is planning a huge Halloween party. We really are not.

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4 days ago

Two things we were expecting to happen did not: 1) Lewis Capaldi being No.1 again 2) Huntr/X finally ticking their ACR clock. Just where do we go from here? chart-watch.uk/week-ending-oc…

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5 days ago

Those recipies that say "pre heat your air fryer". I wouldn't have the first clue how to pre heat mine or even know when it reaches temp. I just bung the food in the basket and press Go.

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#Marcher @MarcherReborn

6 days ago

Remember when they were apoplectic at the thought of compulsory ID at the polling booth?

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6 days ago

Remember when they were apoplectic at the thought of compulsory ID at the polling booth?

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🎧🎶 James Masterton 🎗️ @ChartUpdate

5 days ago

Loved his vases.

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🎧🎶 James Masterton 🎗️ @ChartUpdate

6 days ago

My inbox is 90% "Mrs Office Admin has added a new post/event in your son's school feed".

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🎧🎶 James Masterton 🎗️ @ChartUpdate

6 days ago

I think it is the planes that are meant to do that.

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6 days ago

I think it is the planes that are meant to do that.

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🎧🎶 James Masterton 🎗️ @ChartUpdate

7 days ago

Sadiq Khan could have chosen to be a bigger man and just brushed off Trump's dribblings. But no, his fragile ego meant he had to get involved in a childish war of words. Speaks volumes for the quality of all our politicians.