David of Stourbridge @tooHutttohandle
…for a jester unemployed is nobody’s fool jabberthehutt.wordpress.com Stourbridge Joined August 2009-
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Told my toddler to stop acting like an Ivy League university student.
99.9% of people’s opinions on drug-policies are based purely on vibes and this is a good example of it. Tobacco is right-coded. Cannabis is left-coded. Right-coded, bad. Left-coded, good. Is it too much to ask that someone sitting in the legislature does better than this?
99.9% of people’s opinions on drug-policies are based purely on vibes and this is a good example of it. Tobacco is right-coded. Cannabis is left-coded. Right-coded, bad. Left-coded, good. Is it too much to ask that someone sitting in the legislature does better than this?
Hand : Anneliese Dodds; Book: the room.
Hand : Anneliese Dodds; Book: the room. https://t.co/mM4pltlUkQ
You just know hardly anyone who has obsessed over conspiracy bullshit about the Princess of Wales will feel the normal human shame they should now feel.
U r with the Engels now.
BREAKING: A BBC panel has reprimanded Sir David Attenborough for breaking impartiality rules and referring to the earth as spherical, after a complaint from the Flat Earth Society
The UK is drifting, unhappy, losing faith in previously respected institutions (like the police), buffeted by extremists (often allowed to run amok), dismayed by decline, angry at the inability of the political class to do anything about it, despairing that the Westminster…
The longer you pretend false things are true, the more morally corrupt you become.
Me: she replied saying she’s naked in her bio. What do I do? My servant who turned into a candelabra: zut alors! such an offer! you like this girl, non?
This could really work. If we assembled, say, about 650 ordinary citizens, and gave them a salary, so they had time to really look into issues, debate them, and vote on them. Of course, the first thing they should do is appoint a sub-assembly of another 650ish citizens…
This could really work. If we assembled, say, about 650 ordinary citizens, and gave them a salary, so they had time to really look into issues, debate them, and vote on them. Of course, the first thing they should do is appoint a sub-assembly of another 650ish citizens…
“We originally intended to withdraw support immediately, but unfortunately slipped and fell onto a smartphone, accidentally sending a press release defending Mr Ali and whatsapping several shadow cabinet members to go out in support of him”
“We originally intended to withdraw support immediately, but unfortunately slipped and fell onto a smartphone, accidentally sending a press release defending Mr Ali and whatsapping several shadow cabinet members to go out in support of him” https://t.co/8Y8mHzAyVZ
If they asked: “Do you support a tax on private school knowing: 1) that many will close, unable to absorb the costs as pupils who can’t afford fees leave 2)the govt will need to find more places and more funding for those displaced students” they’d get a very different answer!
If they asked: “Do you support a tax on private school knowing: 1) that many will close, unable to absorb the costs as pupils who can’t afford fees leave 2)the govt will need to find more places and more funding for those displaced students” they’d get a very different answer!
Interesting fact: Jeremy Corbyn is actually 3 sixth form students hiding under a trench coat
Interesting fact: Jeremy Corbyn is actually 3 sixth form students hiding under a trench coat
So on inane 'why didn't the papers cover the Horizon scandal before the telly drama' chat Here's how many stories in UK national titles that mentioned it in last 15 years - pre-Mr Bates: Times 383 Telegraph 234 Sun Times 152 Express 127 Sun 101 Guardian 91 Mirror 83
The One Nation Tories have far more reason to object to the Rwanda bill, and are caving. The ERG types have been given an incredibly hardline bill, and are rebelling for more. The Conservative dynamic since 2013, in a nutshell.
The two questions I’ve not heard the Tory right answer: If what you’re suggesting was so easy and obvious, why do you think the PM isn’t doing it? If you vote the bill down, who exactly do you think is going to come along and make flights take off to Rwanda? Labour?
Your party’s half-hearted referendum campaign was major factor in Remain defeat. Your party also opposed Syrian intervention. A Labour government will soon be cosying up to MBS. So I wouldn’t lay everything at Mr Cameron’s door.
Your party’s half-hearted referendum campaign was major factor in Remain defeat. Your party also opposed Syrian intervention. A Labour government will soon be cosying up to MBS. So I wouldn’t lay everything at Mr Cameron’s door.
No personal grudge Owen, I just objected to you claiming that all of the media (including us at @GMB) and all sides of politics are facilitating genocide against the Palestinians - felt like the worst kind of second rate Trumpian populism to me...
No personal grudge Owen, I just objected to you claiming that all of the media (including us at @GMB) and all sides of politics are facilitating genocide against the Palestinians - felt like the worst kind of second rate Trumpian populism to me...
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@Josh_Self_ @DPJHodges The SNP slow motion spontaneous unplanned disassembly is certainly a boon for Starmer, but if you can find me one in a hundred ordinary members of the public who have a clue that Starmer said anything about rail this week you win a coconut.
@RupertMyers That's just a proxy for "do you like the Govt?". Come back to me when Starmer has been in for a year.
@DPJHodges NYT won’t change UK voting. Starmer needs some policies and some personality or he will do a Theresa May in the election. 20 point lead based on zero facts is meaningless.
I love the duality that Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter provide as counterparts… Olivia’s songs are like “I’m so insecure and crazy and I’m going to die” and Sabrina’s are like “every boy is in love with me and that makes complete sense”
@KirstieMAllsopp @SuzyQue27155082 Again, you prefer bromides to engaging with the issues. Young people have suffered irreversible harm. Are they supposed to feel compassionate towards the people jeering at them and threatening them for sharing their stories? Are lesbians supposed to be nice and polite towards the…
@NjjNeal @glasterlaw1 I have voted Conservative all my life, been a member of the party for decades & an activist out on the door steps. She isn't a 'proper' Conservative, she represents your faction of the party. We are only electorally successful when we elect leaders who represent a broader tent.
@DPJHodges I do not share the widespread analysis that this is a severe blow to the PM. Why? Because the clear majority of the general public support what he is doing. Only if they didn't would minority dissent in Tory ranks be a problem.
@tomhfh So you’ll be advocating for the abolition of food standards too then? How about legalising fentanyl? That’s the libertarian argument right? We should all be allowed to ingest poison without the government caring right? 🤦♂️
@JohnJCrace Well, there was huge angst from your sort when there was a 0.1% decline…
No, because that’s an almost entirely false narrative (Chris Pincher? Lying in Parliament? His cabinet losing confidence in him?)
Remember how the Tories threw away their majority over a single Fixed Penalty Notice issued for the event in this photograph?
@andrewrawnsley Here's a head start on the Labour version -
@tooHutttohandle Yep! And those texts wouldn't arrive until about 4am the next day!
🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉 Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them. In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their…
@SarahChampionMP The first vote I ever cast was for @UKLabour. I have voted for them in every national election since. Thanks to MPs like you, I will never vote for them again. Women matter, children matter, homosexual people matter, & parliamentary democracy matters. Shame on you all.
@DPJHodges Why does everyone seem to have forgotten the pandemic? If you're judging the on normal fiscal terms then you're being ridiculous.
@Trailer_Swift69 What was more conservative about @BorisJohnson’s 2019 manifesto & subsequent administration than May’s or Cameron’s?
We use the term “Anti-Muslim hatred”. It makes clear the law protects Muslims. In this country, we have a proud tradition of religious freedom AND the freedom to criticise religion. The definition of “Islamophobia” she uses creates a blasphemy law via the back door if adopted.
Why are senior Conservatives finding it so hard to call out Islamophobia? Perhaps because the Conservatives still refuse to adopt the definition used by every other major political party in Britain. To tackle the scourge of Islamophobia, we must name it. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
@tooHutttohandle @BillPourquoimec @JaneSuit No, no idea what they played sadly. We don't even know the exact date of the wedding. Here's a lovely, moving piece about Leo Finlay and Blur recorded 9 years ago by Leo's son @FinlayColm featuring also his mum Jane and Alex James: rte.ie/radio/radio1/c…
@maw6578 @ArchRose90 No, those older wiser Tory MPs who sat in the Opposition wilderness in a Conservative Shadow Cabinet for 13 yrs while the party was reduced to less than 200 MPs for 3 consecutive GEs.. Some people would be wise to go read up about our time in Oppositon during the Blair years.