Richie Chilma @Chilma
This does affect your statutory rights. Joined February 2009-
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The trouble with bringing lunch into work is that it always becomes breakfast.
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Oh, apparently the back door has been unlocked for 8 months since I last cut the grass.
When waiting for my daughter to finish her piano lesson, it’s remarkable how much farting I can get done.
After searching for my half-consumed can of pop for 45 minutes, I saw from the recycling bin that I’d actually consumed it fully.
I fully accept that everybody loves watching their own kids, but surely I can’t be the only person who thinks every school production ever is a load of shit.
Today I went in a gym and hurt myself within 5 minutes. I’ll never exercise again.
It was while I was explaining to the deaf fence-repair man that the words ‘plug’ and ‘socket’ are not interchangeable that I realised how much of a twat I truly am.
Well this is interesting. After a years-long study, my preference has now changed to the BOTTOM HALF of a toasted bagel.
My dad forwards me a huge amount of shit emails. Perhaps he confuses the ‘delete’ button with the ‘forward’ button.
@SenatorRiley not enough skeletons on your twitter
I procrastinated all day (all week) (all life) so I get to work well into the evening now and miss out on my children growing up.
Moved 200 miles, had a few days in France, got made redundant, got new job, broke foot, working from home, hurt my head last night. You?
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