Chloe @ChloeLoopdeloop
Accidental tourist. Pilot. Teacher. Truth-seeker. Morin-Heights, Québec Joined February 2014-
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Can’t believe we even have to say this, but: if you just went to the Senate floor and blocked benefits for veterans exposed to toxic burn pits while serving our country in a war zone, you are wrong.
My new album, “Hunter Collins Goes to Hell” comes out August 12 from @ComedyRecords! It’s everything that’ll land you in the fiery below: science, horror, sex and free love! Join me for some comedy for sinners…
Love this cover! It’s alive.
I believed wrestling was real and I believed you would Razor’s Edge a guy in a real fight. Leave a bar, get in a scuffle… Sharpshooter submission. Then put your snake on the guy.
I’m always gushing about my girlfriend @Sentenska_Lenka’s spider research so it’s no surprise @TheAtlantic interviewed her about it. Read the lewd and gory details here, including the passage, “transferring sperm into the female as they’re being consumed”! theatlantic.com/science/archiv…
I haven’t had tacos this authentic since I was a dope-runner for Chancho Bustamante in Juarez. Thanks, Seattle Airport!
Overheard at Seattle Airport: Tired Girl: I’m sleepless in Seattle! Man Who Looks Like Lives In Tree: Is that a song, or?… Tired Girl: It’s a movie. It’s about love sort of.
Me when I moved to Toronto: “I’d never buy a home where somebody was murdered.” Me now: “I hope the kids and dog were slain and the cupboards speak Latin too so we can shave another hundred Gs off this mother.”
There’s a loud animal chittering coming from the bushes everywhere you go in Houston. I’ve narrowed it down to 4 possibilities: 1. Junebug 2. Squirrel 3. Rattlesnake 4. Junkie sucking meth outta their tooth-cracks
The #climatecrisis affects all, over 50% of Americans are concerned about it, but don’t know how to discuss it. Empower your climate action by joining @CLEOInstitute Speakers Network, an online program to build climate communication. Register: bit.ly/CLEOCSN
Guys will literally rather have enough money to pay for your rent than go to therapy.
A 27-year-old Black man says Montreal police snatched his phone and deleted a recording of their intervention — a Charter violation at minimum and possibly a violation of privacy law. Luckily, for him, they couldn't completely destroy the evidence. rover.substack.com/p/guilty-until…
Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.
Police open investigations into 2003 and 2018 Canadian world junior teams thestar.com/sports/hockey/… via @TorontoStar “group sexual assault”??!! Is that how we’re downplaying it now? Gang rape: the words are violent to match the heinous act.
"They have no character, no honor, no integrity." - Michael Fanone on GOP lawmakers *Fanone was dragged by a mob, beaten with pipes, stunned with a Taser and threatened with his own gun during the U.S. Capitol attack and had a heart attack.
Hockey Canada | Démissionnez tous ! lapresse.ca/sports/chroniq…
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« Cette situation est tordue et réellement troublante, car la ligne entre le documentaire et la publicité tracée dans cette affaire est ténue et apparaît d’un flou sans nom. » [Opinion] Quand la publicité se déguise en «vox pop» | Le Devoir ledevoir.com/opinion/libre-…
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SabrinaFrank @V85sXpSgB7rG6df
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おのぎみつえ @onogimitsu12985
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Lilian @funatahisa57795
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Eldwin @tkSxfbbiV0z0k
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Tom David ( Commissio... @dtom58213
24 Followers 540 Following Welcome!This Is Tom "Expressing my love for anime through art 🎥 Bringing anime characters to life DM me for all the 3D Arts and Col-labs.Part time sales Men
Lenka Sentenská @Sentenska_Lenka
170 Followers 168 Following Post-doc interested in animal behaviour, spiders and morphology. Wildlife enthusiast especially enchanted by Africa.
Climate First Bank @climate1stbank
810 Followers 3K Following Climate First Bank is the nation’s first community bank founded on fighting the climate crisis. Our vision is to reimagine finance as a force for good.
Constance Denis @ConstanceDenis9
16 Followers 80 Following
rosafrance @rosafrance7
8 Followers 180 Following
Flooko @FlookoTheArtist
1K Followers 1K Following World-Renowned Artist: Flooko. The O.G astronaut Painter. HANDMADE ARTWORK To purchase originals and prints, head on over to my site:
Clinton @Clinton04094791
5 Followers 147 Following
Canadian Star System ... @canadianstarpod
1K Followers 4K Following Canadian celebs shine the spotlight on people THEY think should be stars. Hosted by Steve Patterson @Patterballs and his producer Diana Frances @dianafrancesvan
Kelly Canuck🍁 @KellyCanuckTO
20K Followers 15K Following Proud Canadian working in the media industry 🗞 My Twitter needs more Canada 🇨🇦 BrockVegas—Born and Raised
Alexandre Enkerli @enkerli
4K Followers 4K Following Bilingual (FR/EN) #OpenEd technopedagogue, ethnographer, homeroaster, anthropologist, musicker, dabbler… Fediverse https://t.co/bbs9PLQF7d
Brezellec Marcel @BrezellecM
274 Followers 2K Following La simplicité et le travail pour un avancement merveilleux dans le monde et la société dans laquel nous nous trouvons profitons tous de la vie !
A.P.A.T. @APATinnitus
2K Followers 2K Following ...¿Lo escuchan?...es el #tinnitus: https://t.co/VkQs0vHpjl Asociación de Personas Afectadas por #Tinnitus o #Acúfenos.
jj216 @jjihed
16 Followers 505 Following
Out Of Order @MercurialMiss
5K Followers 4K Following The great thing about this life of ours is that you can be someone different to everybody.
Thais Lopez Vogel @VogelLopez
469 Followers 545 Following Mother, wife, attorney, #environmentalist and chocoholic 😊 in that order. Founder of Volofoundation 🌎 #philanthropist
Balearic➰Meow @BalearicMeow
15K Followers 10K Following Cat Colony * Community Cats 😽 #catsoftwitter #caturday #adoptdontshop
GEG Ontario @GEGOntario
788 Followers 293 Following Changing technology and education in the province of Ontario. / Agent de changement au niveau de la technopédagogie en Ontario. IG: @gegontario
Guts For Laughs @GutsForLaughs
138 Followers 394 Following Toronto’s ONLY horror-themed comedy show! Now in its 7th year! Comedians live-roast a horror movie at @comedybar!
Jeremyah Schur @SchurJeremyah
4K Followers 4K Following Check out my YouTube Channel https://t.co/NfFZtP2IRm
Laurie Salet @laurie_salet
415 Followers 4K Following "La montée du chômage prouve paradoxalement la bonne santé de notre démographie." #JackLang #Positivons
Free spirit @ValerieMacgreg2
59 Followers 300 Following Psychotherapist (M.A.C.P) Humanitarian/Social Photojournalist: Advocate
The Comedy Tribune @comedy_tribune
488 Followers 474 Following Publishing articles and stories from comedians and others who work in the business.
Dr. Robert Fortuna @psychdr100
141K Followers 96K Following Clinical Psychologist #progressive #resistance Women's Rights Climate Crisis Equality
Nick Beaton @Nick_Beaton
2K Followers 1K Following Check out my new comedy special “Geriatric Millennial” Available now @YouTube! Watch! Like! Comment! Subscribe! https://t.co/vGJC3FaK7w
Michael Dennin @DenninMichael
5K Followers 3K Following Approachable Prof | Superhero Guru | Science Innovator | Speaker | S⚽️ccer dad | Author |Seen on → @History Channel, @AncientAliens, Star Wars Tech | ♥ Sci-Fi
Denise Roberts @DRobertsist
711 Followers 770 Following Journalist - Producer - Communications CTV Montreal
GloriousAndFree @GandFree
390 Followers 2K Following Uncensored politically centered sketches and conversations with Canadian Comedian Bryan O'Gorman (@BOG_416) and his weird ass friends!!
bradreason.bsky.socia... @BradReason
125K Followers 111K Following Fuck Elon Musk. https://t.co/xoaodhvh3W
Yves Jean @yvesjean
739K Followers 522K Following I was put on this earth to be a musician and spread positive vibes. Please don't be put off by my death stare. I'm harmless.
Get Well Express @GetwellExpress
224 Followers 1K Following Get Well Express is an online platform to bring all medications to your door with a click. Created by Toronto Based Get Well pharmacy
Cavendish School @Cavendish1983
169 Followers 83 Following Schools in Bournemouth (England) and Valletta (Malta) & Residential summer centres in Brighton-Ardingly, London-Hatfield & Oxford.
Cogeco @CogecoAide
607 Followers 394 Following Votre connexion d'ici. #Cogecommunauté On vit dans les communautés qu’on dessert et la satisfaction de notre clientèle est notre priorité.
Charles Burns @CharlesBurns11
2K Followers 5K Following Environmental Activist and Progressive Socialist We need to Urgently save the planet
Natasha Hall @natashaaimeee
1K Followers 260 Following
𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎�... @lawandordertv
951K Followers 428 Following These are our Tweets. DUN DUN. All-new #LawAndOrder, #SVU, and #OrganizedCrime Thursdays on @nbc. Stream on @Peacock. From @WolfEnt.
eric blair @ericblair32
11 Followers 102 Following
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.3M Followers 780 Following DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
La Tourtière @La_Tourtiere
140 Followers 311 Following Un blogue bilinguish franco-anglo | A bilinguish blog written in anglo-franco. Crée par | Created by @Isabelle_BT
Canada's CPHO @CPHO_Canada
282K Followers 175 Following Official account of Canada's Chief Public Health Officer. Terms of use: https://t.co/uljQ8rG6es Français: @ACSP_Canada
Vaskange @Vaskange
91K Followers 125 Following I create an infinite world! ✍️ Visit it on https://t.co/CrG3fxKywj 🪐
Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass
12K Followers 2K Following the vibe is chaotic but the yap is iconic 💁🏼♀️
Philippe Cantin @philippecantin
25K Followers 1K Following J’anime Le Québec Maintenant au 98,5 et au réseau Cogeco Média
Katie Goldin 🐜 @KatieGoldin
12K Followers 758 Following Hosts @CreatureFeatPod. Controlled by @ProBirdRights. Writes for @SomeMoreNews. Nudibranchs in bio: https://t.co/4HfouFAJoa
John Oliver @iamjohnoliver
5.1M Followers 143 Following Comedian. @LastWeekTonight, @TheDailyShow, The Bugle Podcast (@hellobuglers)
Mikhaila Peterson @MikhailaFuller
467K Followers 1K Following Isaiah 26:3-4. Co-founder and CEO of @petersonacademy. Founder of @theliondiet for autoimmunity/chronic disease.
animals going goblin ... @mischiefanimals
1.3M Followers 490 Following goblin guy posting goblin goons (and whatever else I find funny)
Marcus Flowers @Marcus4Georgia
332K Followers 18K Following Proud Army Veteran. Patriot. Georgia Democrat. Georgia Delegate. Founder of Hold The Line PAC.
Bernard Drainville @BDrainvilleQc
109K Followers 16K Following 💙Mari de Martine•Père de Lambert,Rosalie, Matisse•Député de Lévis•Ministre Environnement,Climat, Faune, Parcs & Stratégie maritime•Ud’O/London Sc of Econ(LSE)
Lise Ravary @RavaryLise
99 Followers 229 Following Mom, wife, columnist for Les Coops de l’information. Extreme centrist.
Oprah Winfrey Network @OWNTV
898K Followers 2K Following Drama, love, and inspiration every FRI & SAT on #OWNTV
Gérald Tirot @TirotG
2K Followers 593 Following Documentaliste en IFSI/IFAS, formateur & veilleur pédago-numérique • Rédacteur Thot Cursus • ''On ne force pas une curiosité, on l'éveille'' (Daniel Pennac)
𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨�... @Cskeete
6K Followers 2K Following Député #SainteRose. Min. Relations internationales & Francophonie. Resp. Québécois d’expressions anglaises🗣️, Lutte au racisme✊🏽 & région #Laval❣️. RT≠👍🏽🍁
Barbara Lee @BarbaraLee_CA
64K Followers 994 Following This account is being used for campaign purposes by Barbara Lee for Oakland Mayor 2026. This account is not paid for, sponsored by, or hosted by the City.
Lenka Sentenská @Sentenska_Lenka
170 Followers 168 Following Post-doc interested in animal behaviour, spiders and morphology. Wildlife enthusiast especially enchanted by Africa.
Colin Standish @ColinStandish
860 Followers 2K Following A new vision for human rights, language rights and prosperity in Quebec // Une nouvelle vision des droits humains, des droits linguistiques et de la prospérité
The Northman @TheNorthmanFilm
13K Followers 6 Following From Robert Eggers, #TheNorthman yours to own on Digital, 4K UHD and Blu-ray now
Flooko @FlookoTheArtist
1K Followers 1K Following World-Renowned Artist: Flooko. The O.G astronaut Painter. HANDMADE ARTWORK To purchase originals and prints, head on over to my site:
Jack Petocz @Jack_Petocz
41K Followers 845 Following 21 y/o homosexual often seen with a megaphone. Strategy @GenZforChange 📢 [email protected]
T @judgeyourself99
16K Followers 11K Following
Ukraine Reporter @StateOfUkraine
55K Followers 19 Following Award-raking muckrakers and researchers from Ukraine and Russia with long-standing ties to the US and MENA. Protecting identities to preserve independence.
Myroslava Petsa @myroslavapetsa
81K Followers 3K Following Mom of two, wife, BBC correspondent. Previously @5channel, VOA in Washington, DC. Documenting Russia's war on my homeland.
Ukraine / Украї�... @Ukraine
2.2M Followers 28 Following Yes, this is the official X account of Ukraine. Офіційний акаунт твоєї Неньки.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /... @ZelenskyyUa
8.2M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
Lesia Vasylenko @lesiavasylenko
294K Followers 373 Following Ukrainian MP, @goloszmin, working mom of 3 lovely humans, lover of freedom, travel and all things green #Ukraine #geopolitics
The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent
1.9M Followers 29 Following Independent English-language journalism in Ukraine. Become a member: https://t.co/Z5lqDZZftn
Anastasiia Lapatina @lapatina_
527K Followers 671 Following Ukraine Fellow at @lawfare Co-host of ESCALATION, a podcast about 🇺🇸&🇺🇦 Ex @kyivindependent Subscribe to my newsletter about Ukraine👇🏼
Greg Fergus @GregFergus
14K Followers 70 Following Député de 🇨🇦 Member of Parliament for Hull—Aylmer
Aaron Derfel @Aaron_Derfel
29K Followers 538 Following I'm a health journalist at the Montreal Gazette. You can also find me on Mastodon at https://t.co/bN8cuUa6ID and Telegram at https://t.co/FQuHM9YNSZ. Here's my bio: ↓
Human Library Org @TheHumanLibrary
5K Followers 733 Following Welcome to the official Human Library on X operated by the Human Library Organisation. Since 2000 we are working to embed the Human Library worldwide.
Kate McKenna @katemckenna8
18K Followers 7K Following Parliamentary reporter for @cbcnews. Prince Edward Islander.
eddyking @eddyking
5K Followers 576 Following Eddy King est né à Goussainville (banlieue parisienne), de parents congolais (Kinshasa).
Mouvement Montréal @mouvement_MTL
637 Followers 18 Following Parti politique municipal montréalais pour une ville unie! Montreal municipal political party for a united city!
Will Prosper @WillProsper
4K Followers 1K Following Documentariste, journaliste et militant des droits civiques et humains. Co-fondateur de Montréal-Nord Républik et du Forum social Hoodstock.Trends for United States
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