Nick Beaton @Nick_Beaton
NEW ALBUM OUT APRIL 1ST! Order here: https://t.co/tzUrLBcRFI Subscribe to my podcast Third Rail with Nick Beaton https://t.co/UDiEG0OBJT nickbeaton.com Toronto On Joined August 2009-
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Alright I guess I’ll be the first to say it. I miss O.J.
The invention of the internet hit people who used to travel town to town selling elixirs the hardest.
James Cameron: I’ll just make really cool fun movies staring Arnold Schwarzenegger forever! Arnold Schwarzenegger: I’m running for governor. James Cameron: okay well I guess I’ll just make complete horseshit then.
Filmed pranks went from “that police officer is wearing a speedo oh my.” To people just committing actual crimes.
My auto correct in notes just changed duck to fuck. Finally.
Trudeau’s Vacation 🛫🌎🛬 #trudeau #politicians #vacations #corrupt #taxes #ethical #allinclusive #crooks #publicservant
WNBA and the Patriarchy | Gripping Debate #wnba #patriarchy #comedyreels #politics #debate
Defund the Police Part 1 | Gripping Debate 🤯 #defundthepolice #comedyreels #politics #georgefloyd #blm #republican #maga
Jesus Was Brown #jesus #christians #athiests #hypocrite #dunk #politics #polyamorous
Cancel Culture or Accountability Culture? Gripping debate! #cancelculture #accountability #claudinegay #harvard #politics #comedyreels #comedy
Taylor Swift Stiff 🥹 #taylorswift #goldenglobes #jokoy #celebrity #famous #rich #takeajoke
War On Christmas 🎄🎅🏻🤶 #christmas #happyholidays #waronchristmas #talkingpoint #changethesubject #politics #debate
ISRAEL VS HEZBOLLAH #IsraelHamasWar #israelhezbollah #ww3
You know what would be better for Toronto than spending 12 million dollars to change the name of Yonge and Dundas Square? Throwing a bag of 12 million dollars into Yonge and Dundas Square?
I would like to go back to the point in my life where the most important thing was that Tony Hawk did a 900.
We are going way too deep into developing AI Technology. We haven’t even fully unlocked how amazing dogs are.
THURSDAY! It's Thanksgiving south of the border but us here in the Great White North have THE PRO SHOW to be thankful for. Who needs a family gathering when we can all meet up @comedybar to see some of the best comics in Toronto! comedybar.ca/shows/the-pro-… #proshow #Toronto
Clare Belford @clarebelford
2K Followers 767 Following comedian (Just For Laughs, Halifax Comedy Festival, co-host of Better Times at Good Robot) with @comedyrecords
Hunter Collins 𖤐 �.. @Hunter_Collins
4K Followers 3K Following Feeder of human food to your dogs | @cbcdebaters | @ctvcomedy | @siriusxmcomedy 🇲🇩🇹🇲🇨🇿🇳🇵🇲🇳🇨🇩 ⬅️ these flags mean I’m a great person.
Allison Dore @allisondore
4K Followers 3K Following Host: @thebreakdown167 Mon-Fri 3-5 pm ET SiriusXM channel 167. Founder: Howl & Roar Records she/her
Steve Patterson (not .. @patterballs
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nour نور @NourHadidi
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Hunter Collins 𖤐 �.. @Hunter_Collins
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@Nick_Beaton Now they can do it from the comfort of their living room
If only comedians started telling us a little bit about themselves…
I did a taping for JFL in 2020 during covid rules that was 30% real audience and 70% mannequins. Before my set I saw a producer yelling at a PA that put makeup on the mannequins saying “we rented those things now we have to buy all the mannequins!” so maybe that’s what did it?
Uh, I don't think my mom even *drinks* beer, but good luck using this picture of her to promote your brewery somehow?? 🤔
Pretty nuts being on the best live comedy show in the country with @HumberComedy alum Chris Robinson and @Nick_Beaton at @yukyuks all weekend. Would have smiled but didn’t want to rub it in.
As a Jew I see that being a Jew doesn't make other Jews knowledgeable about Jewish history or ancestry or what the term #genocide really means. They can be just as ill-informed as anyone & bend over backwards to show what 'good ppl' they are by turning on fellow Jews. Nice work.
Hmmm....I wonder?
Justin Trudeau got a free villa in Jamaica for Xmas from another Canadian. Doug Ford is selling off public services that Ontarians depend on to US corporations. Just like Postmedia. Guess which one is in the news more often.
Now if they could only remove his enlarged ego and his entire family's useless position of power.
Buckingham Palace has announced that King Charles will be admitted next week to treat an enlarged prostate.
I love Brian Burke but he’s the color of a pencil eraser. #HB
Green Day on the Subway. I ❤️NY.
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ISRAEL VS HEZBOLLAH #IsraelHamasWar #israelhezbollah #ww3
Taping 'DOWN WITH TECH' (against Zucks wishes) at @ComedyCellarUSA If AI doesn't eat us by then come out... link below comedycellar.com/reservations-n…
Audiences love him wherever he goes. Well #Oshawa @yukyuksoshawa get ready as comedian @Hunter_Collins brings his outstanding and razor-sharp comedic charm. Joining are Kyle Lucey and @Nick_Beaton. Friday Jan 5th and Saturday Jan 6th at 8:00PM yukyuks.com/?action=club.c…
Stephen King is terrific and all, but I just read a Clive Barker chapter where a cenobite J-Os to completion while forcing a cop to watch his partner’s flaming head burn to a crisp.
One of my students at @SecondCityTO had Covid and couldn’t do his grad show tonight. He was beyond bummed he couldn’t make it. I would not let that happen. We FaceTimed him and I was his body. He crushed. @SecondCityTC
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