Pete Zedlacher @zedlacher
LEGACY VERIFIED “From Wawa, Ontario, Canada…” Canadian Comedy Award Winner * @SiriusXM Top Comic * @snowedincomedy * @JustForLaughs * @drybarcomedy linktr.ee/Zedlacher Wawa Ontario Joined June 2009-
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This April I am wearing my daffodil pin to support @cancersociety for Daffodil Month to help fund world-leading research and compassionate support. Donate today at Cancer.ca and have your donation matched and make twice the impact. #HelpHopeBloom
I’ve been on the road with little downtime, but tonight I finally got to see Ghostbuster Frozen Empire. @pattonoswalt has a line about Mary Todd Lincoln that got a hard laugh out of me. Bravo Patton, love that character and we want to see more Dr Wartzki down the road!
Nice to see Don Jr. & Eric in court to support their father.
@zedlacher will be performing at 400 Brant Kitchen & Bar on Friday, April 26, 2024 at 8:30 pm Get your tickets online ticketscene.ca/events/47219/s… #burlington #tickets #events
Don’t look directly at the eclipse. Or, come to think of it, this app too. Don’t look at the eclipse or Twitter #Eclipse2024
i hurt from laughing … and that’s a sign of a great comedy show! thanks for bringing @snowedincomedy back to truro @comicdanquinn @zedlacher @Erica_Sigurdson @PaulMyrehaug!
Yep 12 years ago today, you lost a boxing match to the future PM. You went on to ruin your political career and lives of people around you. Wiki can fill you in on the drug and assault charges. Time to crawl back under that rock, Patrick.
Yep 12 years ago today, you lost a boxing match to the future PM. You went on to ruin your political career and lives of people around you. Wiki can fill you in on the drug and assault charges. Time to crawl back under that rock, Patrick.
One of our greatest comedians, highly recommend this Netflix special. All killer, no filler, except for the part that’s filler, but even that filler is killer.
One of our greatest comedians, highly recommend this Netflix special. All killer, no filler, except for the part that’s filler, but even that filler is killer.
@Erica_Sigurdson @zedlacher @comicdanquinn @PaulMyrehaug Great show last night in Sudbury. #snowedincomedytour
The War Comic Is Coming To Winnipeg - Winnipeg Free Press winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-life/… via @WinnipegNews
The Washington Capitals hold a moment of silence to honour the life of Chris Simon ❤️
My friend Chris Simon was hell of a hockey player and a hometown hero in our little town of #Wawa We went through it all growing up in Northern Ontario, I’m going to miss my friend. My heart goes out to his family, my deepest condolences. Rest easy bud.
As a former bartender I want to send good thoughts and good luck to all the bar staff working tonight. This is our Vietnam. #StPatricksDay2024
In a verbal mixup the New York Rangers have acquired drummer Jay Weinberg from Slipknot. #NHLTradeDeadline
TICKETS ON SALE NOW #BurlOn! Find the lineup for this year's fest here >> burlingtoncomedy.com
All my love to my father today. #johncandy
Steve Patterson (not .. @patterballs
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Brent Butt @BrentButt
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Brittlestar @brittlestar
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Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien
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George Stroumboulopou.. @strombo
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Allison Dore @allisondore
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Ron Sexsmith 💙 @RonSexsmith
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Scott Thompson @ScottThompson_
96K Followers 876 Following Comedian, Writer, Actor, Singer/Songwriter, Kid in the Hall, Currently on Tour as "Buddy Cole" in KING!
Hunter Collins 𖤐 �.. @Hunter_Collins
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Glenn Sumi @glennsumi
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Comics With A Cause @CWAConX
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Steve Patterson (not .. @patterballs
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Brent Butt @BrentButt
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Brittlestar @brittlestar
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Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien
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Ron Sexsmith 💙 @RonSexsmith
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Ed the Sock @EdtheSock
64K Followers 39K Following I post my thoughts. I rarely read or reply to comments. Too many idiots. He/Him/Sock
Scott Thompson @ScottThompson_
96K Followers 876 Following Comedian, Writer, Actor, Singer/Songwriter, Kid in the Hall, Currently on Tour as "Buddy Cole" in KING!
Hunter Collins 𖤐 �.. @Hunter_Collins
4K Followers 3K Following Feeder of human food to your dogs | @cbcdebaters | @ctvcomedy | @siriusxmcomedy 🇲🇩🇹🇲🇨🇿🇳🇵🇲🇳🇨🇩 ⬅️ these flags mean I’m a great person.
Glenn Sumi @glennsumi
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248 Followers 334 Following Comedy has always been one of our greatest exports and Canadians have always led the world in comedy. The CCHOF will be a place to honour those Comedy Legends!
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Last ⚡️ Best ⚡�.. @lastbestcomedy
557 Followers 1K Following A comedy club in Montana run by people who love comedy. Improv & Stand-Up // Shows & Classes // Full Bar TIX @ https://t.co/xTzkRXEzPk
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397 Followers 1K Following Political junkie, sports fan and general grump. I will engage but I block trolls and idiots. Neither my church nor your church belongs in schools or govt.He/him
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677 Followers 479 Following News Director for @lethnewsnow / News Anchor on @WILD955Country & @AllHitsB93. Creator/Host of #FullCourtPress and writer for @folkwayfriends.
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Maude Duncan 🟧🏴.. @mickamoo1
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12K Followers 13K Following BS in Aerospace Engineering. MS. Pilot. Fact, evidence, logic, THE LAW, science. #Patriot #PearlJam #Beatles #RedSox #Celtics #TheWho #PinkFloyd
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Shaun Majumder @shaunmajumder
93K Followers 3K Following Actor/writer/comedian/lover/fighter/believer/lover of classic rock
Craig Drebit 🕊🇺.. @CraigDrebit
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Ms. T 🟧✌️🇺�.. @TurlsA18
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Nate Magee @n8dawwggg
567 Followers 707 Following Problem Solver. Free thinker. Stoner. Nature lover. Mostly here for the shits and giggles….mostly.
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Steve Boots @steve_boots
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This afternoon alone I bought books at an Independent Bookstore Day event, had a beer at a local brewery, met a wonderful Twitter friend IRL, and pissed off SO many Galen Weston stans on here with a single very mild joke. 10/10 day so far, zero notes
Baby made the LA TIMES!! Come see my show in LOS ANGELES May 2nd @TheComedyStore
@patterballs @casinoregina For the twentieth time, @patterballs, doing my bits isn't "paying homage"!!!
About to do a show @casinoregina. First paying homage to Canadian/Saskatchewan comedy god @BrentButt in green room…
My sister Janette and my mom from a long time ago. I love their smiles.
oh hell yeah 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼 if you’re struggling, don’t do it alone. Love you and love my stupid beautiful life ❤️
Bob was the best. He brought you into the game. He made it feel like you were in the arena. He made it feel like you were a part of the game. Every word mattered. For a kid who wanted to be an announcer he was right alongside Wayne and Guy for me, a hockey hero. A legend. #RIP
This thread: Pierre Poilievre is human garbage. This one of 8 reasons he won’t sit for a background check. That and all the foreign collusion…
Pierre Poilievre meets his fans out east in their protest encampment. "What's a soy boy" 1/
The straws were "literally jammed down your throat" Can someone please teach this goober what the word "literally" means?
First, the Liberals banned your plastic straws. Turns out, those crappy paper straws they literally jammed down your throat are linked to cancer and a bunch of other diseases. Liberal virtue signaling is literally making people sick. brandenleslie.ca/plastic
Trump did this. apnews.com/article/pregna…
Damn someone who can’t handle the heat, how ironic. What a shame Jeff, was gonna offer a HU match since you think I’m so bad
It's you.
Is it me or is Mark Hamill such a piece of shit?
The best days of my life are the ones I’ve spent outside with my kids. They’re who I think about when the fight to protect our planet gets tough. They’re who I want to leave a better world to. #EarthDay
Joe Biden is the best president we've ever had.
Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.
What a night for this line. ⭐️
Most meaningful hockey game in over a year is at home, and downtown traffic is smoother than a Tuesday afternoon. Not even my opinion any more, just facts. Go Jets Go! (From your living room in the suburbs)
having done stand up for over 15 years I have random PTSD from gigs I’ve bombed. sometimes I’ll remember one and let out a quiet sigh then my wife will ask what I’m thinking about and I’ll say “a legion hall 3 hours north of Toronto”
I bombed, and the Leafs lost 5-1 lol
I have a show in Beausejour tonight. The Leafs are playing Game 1. I think it's time for Manitoba to decide who they hate more. ❤️
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