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Back Chu the Future✊🏾🇪🇺🇬🇧🐝🏳️🌈🇺🇦 retweeted
Is your refrigerator running? If so, I may vote for it. #eveningseasonings
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Turns out I'm highly allergic to Viagra.. Found out the hard way! #eveningseasonings
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I told the cute girl at the grocery store that I wanted to make her mine. She was all smiles and as happy as anything at first.. But for some reason, she got really upset when I gave her a pick axe and a helmet with a light on the front. #eveningseasonings
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The audacity of that plant being exactly where he placed it.. Honestly, I know exactly how he feels!
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Sorry, not sorry!
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My dyslexic grandfather was a baker in the Army.. He used to go into battle with all buns glazing. #eveningseasonings
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At the last supper Jesus lifted the bread and said "This is my body!” He then lifted the wine and said "This is my blood!" He then lifted the mayonnaise & Peter said "Stop!! That's enough!!”😬 #eveningseasonings
After looking for a job for ages, I've finally joined the Jehovah's Witnesses.. They said when one door closes, another one opens #eveningseasonings
“He went to see a band in South East Asia.” “Singapore?” “No, but the guitar was a bit out of tune.” #eveningseasonings
I was driving to work when a bunch of guys dressed as 16th century sailors held me up with swords They were pirates of the car I be in #eveningseasonings
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My brother asked, “May I borrow your holiday magazine?” I replied, “Bro, sure!” He said, “Alright, no need to be pedantic. May I borrow your holiday BROCHURE?” #lunchpun
I think my wife is a secret meteorologist.. Some guy keeps calling and asking if the coast is clear.
You still need to sing the ABC song in your head to figure out the alphabetical order don’t you?
When they terminate people from the fire department.. Do they get fired, or do they get put out? #eveningseasonings
Went for a job interview and I was put on the short list.. I’m 6ft 2” how big are the others? #eveningseasonings
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Autumnal walk through the mustard field #AutumnVibes
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The audacity of that plant being exactly where he placed it.. Honestly, I know exactly how he feels!
WAIT! He listed that urine soaked, rat's nest of rancid cotton candy swirled around his deranged head as "strawberry"?!? STRAWBERRY??? WTAF y'all!😂
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