Call Me Al Farm @eggforbread
Son of a gun we'll have big fun Joined June 2017-
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I applied for a position selling close-fitting riding trousers but the owner gave it to his son. Turned out to be just a jodhpur the boys. #LunchPun
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"Everyone on the planet"
Great to see Dentist of the Year return today. Who are you rooting for? #Lunchpun
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What a beautiful, crisp autumn morning 🍂
Nice day on the common. ⛳️
Tough one. I think I'd have to say "The Best of Bruce Springsteen "
Tough one. I think I'd have to say "The Best of Bruce Springsteen " https://t.co/2MWE4gKaGq
The premiership footballer was annoyed when the Mothercare assistant sold him a dummy. #Lunchpun
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"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost." J.R.R. Tolkien, The LotR, Fellowship #ClassicLitMonday
Just saw two guys arguing in Chester about the smell from the river, and how they're going to fix it. Dee odour rant? Yeah, not sure that'll work. #Lunchpun
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Imagine living in 1978 and hearing this amazing Song for the first time!
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"Bid every noise be still; peace yet again!" Julius Caesar, A1S2 #ShakespeareSunday
#SpanishFoodInASongOrMovie Anything by Godley and Crema Catalana
#SpanishFoodInASongOrMovie You are Cold cuts
#SpanishFoodInASongOrMovie You can stand under my paella 'ella, 'ella, eh, eh, eh
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