Call Me Al Farm @eggforbread
Son of a gun we'll have big fun Joined June 2017-
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'When Darkness Collides', 16" x 20" SALE 15% off only on my Website! amberbrunsdenart.com ©️Amber Brunsden Art
#ASongOrMovieForClean Hygiene Genie, Your place is a mess!
How the Red Hot Chili Peppers made the song “Snow”
"I shall stand condemn’d A wandering vagabond." Richard II, A2S3 #ShakespeareSunday
I know you ate my Freddo.
🔵 Pochettino: “VAR damaged English football for me, damaged the image of football”. “It was a goal. It’s unbelievable and ridiculous”. “Two weeks ago against Man City, it was handball and it was not a penalty…”.
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- Who are you, and how did you get in here? - I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith. #PoliceSquad #locksmith
The little corner of Northumberland that I've called home for the past 10 years or so, from the bluebell woods near home, to Druridge Bay, my closest beach, up to Amble, Warkworth and then a bit further up to Alnmouth and Howick - I love this little corner of the world.
Who is a character you are slowly turning into?
Who is a character you are slowly turning into? https://t.co/aHaZfvtZYy
Who plays your parents in your biopic?
Crop rotation in the 14th century was *considerably* more widespread after... John".
Crop rotation in the 14th century was *considerably* more widespread after... John".
Looks more like an organ to me. 🤔
The air got to it Wilson
The air got to it Wilson
Difficult to tell from this 17th century oil painting in Trento Castle whether the chap in the middle has an iPhone 13 or a Samsung Galaxy.
Tracy Chapman - Fast Car #80s
Klopp and Salah still going at it.
Klopp and Salah still going at it.
Richard Stone @RichardStone21
5K Followers 5K Following Ex financial programmer, economics, the 3Rs, humour and puns, walking, nature, music, photography, board games.Alf @whoelsebutalf
16K Followers 15K Following Devon Comedian Chris Leworthy from #BGT. Oh no, I've just won the UK Humblebrag championships again. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #MaskedSingerUK #UKPunDayChu-Let-The-Dogs-Out�.. @Chumantastic
7K Followers 6K Following Mainly #Comedy🤣 #Family #Politics etc. Ask me the rest & I’ll tell you😊 Back up account is @Chumantastical😁Stevie Vegas (Steve t.. @SteveJuggler
9K Followers 4K Following Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). I aim to please! Host/Producer/Puntestant @UKPunOff https://t.co/8h8dDcuhfsGareth George - Groan.. @groanman2020
8K Followers 7K Following My wife wants to spice up our sex life with a broken hosepipe, which is very kinky.The Bard of Cleasby (.. @Norfolkinidea
3K Followers 4K Following Ever youthful and eternally optimistic purveyor of puns, silliness, rhyme and occasional song. Fluent in both English and Bullshit. Lifelong follower of #LUFCJohn-Paul Keates @jpkeates
3K Followers 4K Following The thane of groans. Mostly jokes. Now ritual is the husk of faith and loyalty, the beginning of confusion. No DMs https://t.co/E5oGlpnyLkRichard Pulsford: Lan.. @RichardPulsford
9K Followers 8K Following UK Pun Champion 2022 & current SCOTY runner-up. Top 10 Jokes EdinFringe 2019-22. 2024 tour: Get Rich Quick. JOKE BOOK Punball Wizard PODCAST It Just So HappenedNic @tismenic70
15K Followers 7K Following Tis me. Published photographer. Follow if you like photos and rubbish jokes Only art DMs. Thank you 😊Mohammed Miah @ref_tm
7K Followers 6K Following Experienced Pharmacist and Educator. Host @ReEngineeredTagPaddy Gallagher @pad_gal
4K Followers 3K FollowingJim Corbridge @MrBonMot
9K Followers 7K Following I've been called Witty. Though I'm sure I just misheard what was said? Anyway love and kindness.Fi 🇪🇺 @rahhead01
13K Followers 13K Following Mum to Bethany and wife to Steve 💕 JZ FM games daily 3pm with @albolt76 @zeddeee @MrFlibble72LFCZara Zee @Zeddeee
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2K Followers 2K FollowingGary Miller @gazgagsman
3K Followers 3K Following Turned up on my first day at the supermarket with a piggy bank strapped to the side of my head. I'm now a cash ear.Jacko @albolt76
21K Followers 20K Following 🌹Sport ⚽ Music 🎵 Books 📚 Left of centre. Wordle Wonder League, World Cups + JZFM hashtag games Saturday at 3PM 🌹Iain MacDonald @imacpun
5K Followers 4K Following Using Twitter for testing material for puns for my comedy shows. And trust me, you will be tested... https://t.co/jVMaxloF5jNew light by Lasse Tu.. @NLassetur
37K Followers 18K Following Born 9 June 1954, Oslo, Norway, with a camera in my hand. Lifelong photographer. Artist. NFT creator https://t.co/gc3xdMtfxmphilrris @philrris
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12K Followers 12K Following Writer. Comedian. Actor. Writer of Award winning play Oh Hello! #CharlesHawtrey https://t.co/7u3obN68EJGregory Erikson @GregoryErikson2
1K Followers 6K Following I'm a 38 yr old bisexual man who loves cop & medical dramas &anime & mangas!! Blue! I am @ChetErikson! This is my back up account!! I support trans genders!Char @charhiking
276 Followers 1K Following My original account @hikingchar from 2014 has been suspended this will not stop me for fighting for women's and children's rights!Rob @rob_heighton
5K Followers 5K Following he/him • Master of Physics • Worldbuilder & Conlanger • Fan of Fantasy • Amateur Enthusiast of Linguistics, Archaeology, Classics, et al.Mr. Clean Comedy @MrCleanComedy
58 Followers 261 Following Follow for all kinds of humor, one liners, puns, and dad jokes. But, like, not the dirty ones. 🧼🤣News Trendz @NewsTrendz2024
2K Followers 7K Following Capturing news that is trending across the worldAthena Dunkle @athen_dun
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525 Followers 4K Following may the lord Save us from all the pains we are going through and may the lord be there for us always ✝️🙏🙏✝️🙏Jesus is GreatKerys Farrand @FarrandKer
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93 Followers 71 Following One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. Friedrich NietzscheLéa @AureliAngel
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113 Followers 838 Following dribble and nonsense!!!! old account (that was binned) Mzmalarkee anyone remembers me give me a follow ☺nuthwhistleblowers @nuthwb
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600 Followers 1K Following LOVE Music,Sport,Cooking, Brighton and Hove Albion, Sussex CCC, and EUROPE. Flightsimmer✈️Truly HATE...Brexit,The Tory party. No DM’s .Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin
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1K Followers 5K Following Long time gamer, still going strong. #QuitePossiblyAutistic #VeryLikelyADHD Doing small things each day to make this world less shit.Brett Skalicky @BrettSkalicky
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58 Followers 297 FollowingRussellKirk @Russell59008030
703 Followers 2K Following Drug courier..(well pharmacy driver)interested in most sport but mainly football and golf. Born in Scotland but living in Northern Ireland at the momentRichard Stone @RichardStone21
5K Followers 5K Following Ex financial programmer, economics, the 3Rs, humour and puns, walking, nature, music, photography, board games.Alf @whoelsebutalf
16K Followers 15K Following Devon Comedian Chris Leworthy from #BGT. Oh no, I've just won the UK Humblebrag championships again. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #MaskedSingerUK #UKPunDayChu-Let-The-Dogs-Out�.. @Chumantastic
7K Followers 6K Following Mainly #Comedy🤣 #Family #Politics etc. Ask me the rest & I’ll tell you😊 Back up account is @Chumantastical😁Stevie Vegas (Steve t.. @SteveJuggler
9K Followers 4K Following Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). I aim to please! Host/Producer/Puntestant @UKPunOff https://t.co/8h8dDcuhfsGareth George - Groan.. @groanman2020
8K Followers 7K Following My wife wants to spice up our sex life with a broken hosepipe, which is very kinky.The Bard of Cleasby (.. @Norfolkinidea
3K Followers 4K Following Ever youthful and eternally optimistic purveyor of puns, silliness, rhyme and occasional song. Fluent in both English and Bullshit. Lifelong follower of #LUFCJohn-Paul Keates @jpkeates
3K Followers 4K Following The thane of groans. Mostly jokes. Now ritual is the husk of faith and loyalty, the beginning of confusion. No DMs https://t.co/E5oGlpnyLkRichard Pulsford: Lan.. @RichardPulsford
9K Followers 8K Following UK Pun Champion 2022 & current SCOTY runner-up. Top 10 Jokes EdinFringe 2019-22. 2024 tour: Get Rich Quick. JOKE BOOK Punball Wizard PODCAST It Just So HappenedNic @tismenic70
15K Followers 7K Following Tis me. Published photographer. Follow if you like photos and rubbish jokes Only art DMs. Thank you 😊Mohammed Miah @ref_tm
7K Followers 6K Following Experienced Pharmacist and Educator. Host @ReEngineeredTagPaddy Gallagher @pad_gal
4K Followers 3K FollowingJim Corbridge @MrBonMot
9K Followers 7K Following I've been called Witty. Though I'm sure I just misheard what was said? Anyway love and kindness.Fi 🇪🇺 @rahhead01
13K Followers 13K Following Mum to Bethany and wife to Steve 💕 JZ FM games daily 3pm with @albolt76 @zeddeee @MrFlibble72LFCZara Zee @Zeddeee
13K Followers 12K Following Techy tree-hugger with a passion for the collective consciousness. Hotel California Hashtag Game @ 3pm. Be Kind. Also find me on @ https://t.co/PYGzNlYrOwJonathan Harvey @Harvey741
2K Followers 2K FollowingGary Miller @gazgagsman
3K Followers 3K Following Turned up on my first day at the supermarket with a piggy bank strapped to the side of my head. I'm now a cash ear.Jacko @albolt76
21K Followers 20K Following 🌹Sport ⚽ Music 🎵 Books 📚 Left of centre. Wordle Wonder League, World Cups + JZFM hashtag games Saturday at 3PM 🌹Iain MacDonald @imacpun
5K Followers 4K Following Using Twitter for testing material for puns for my comedy shows. And trust me, you will be tested... https://t.co/jVMaxloF5jphilrris @philrris
826 Followers 2K FollowingGiu ' @giugiu75012
818 Followers 779 Following J'aime les gens qui choisissent avec soin les mots à ne pas dire Alda Merini. Paris 🇫🇷Awkward Egg 😬🥚 @sleepwalkingdog
1K Followers 400 Following Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson in Heaven, comparing moonwalks.Victoria Dyson @Dyson4Tea
1K Followers 979 Following 🫖 Tea drinker. Overthinker. ☕️ Writer. Performer. Co-Artistic Director of @filskittheatre ❤️ BPD Tea Queen. Big ears. Owner of several personalities. 🃏Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy
82K Followers 2K Following Buy us some head cleaner https://t.co/77ImAcwpeZ Also @[email protected] We make mash up videos and a live Comedy Discodave ainsworth @daveainsworth63
12K Followers 12K Following Writer. Comedian. Actor. Writer of Award winning play Oh Hello! #CharlesHawtrey https://t.co/7u3obN68EJRob @rob_heighton
5K Followers 5K Following he/him • Master of Physics • Worldbuilder & Conlanger • Fan of Fantasy • Amateur Enthusiast of Linguistics, Archaeology, Classics, et al.Eliza LazyBone @ELazybone
93 Followers 71 Following One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. Friedrich NietzscheLéa @AureliAngel
1K Followers 1K Following Critical thinker, free speech believer, fun-lover, mind expander! ⛔️NO DMs. Curiosity is my compass, knowledge is my treasure! IFB!Wes Walser @Ghost_WesWalser
1K Followers 2K Following Retired from the tech world. Public Education💯, nature & animal lover, sports, astronomy. #Resist #GoodTrouble 🏴☠️🇩🇪nuthwhistleblowers @nuthwb
1K Followers 3K Following Calling for accountability, learning lessons and setting a ‘north east’ example to organisations throughout the UK #realflourishJon Wensley @jon_wensley
600 Followers 1K Following LOVE Music,Sport,Cooking, Brighton and Hove Albion, Sussex CCC, and EUROPE. Flightsimmer✈️Truly HATE...Brexit,The Tory party. No DM’s .Jamie Magill @JamieMagill5
3K Followers 224 Following Solicitor and Owner: JCLM Solicitors Ltd Author of "Inglory Inglory Man United" "It's Raining Bats and Pads" The Story of Lancashire County Cricket ClubAin't Miss B Haven @MissPunderfull
26 Followers 86 Following You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's 🐰James Lucas @JamesLucasIT
346K Followers 9K Following Beauty is truth, truth beauty; that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.Brett Skalicky @BrettSkalicky
425 Followers 618 Following barely contribute to @dailydrunkmag @Havencomedy @PointsinCaseCooky @BrokenTwitty
5K Followers 5K Following Ships Cook ,lover of life, food,cider,history,tradition,humour and if you ever find my country again,let me know.Amber Brunsden Art @AmberBrunsart
2K Followers 1K Following UK Artist, Original Oil Landscape Paintings, NO NFTsÁine Laoise Nic Eoin @AnnLouisaJohns1
794 Followers 249 Following I was a listener in the woods, I was a gazer at the stars,CherylT2000 @cheryl_t2000
467 Followers 409 Following You might know me as the former hashtag game host on the @HashtagRoundup for @CheerleaderTags , Pro writer on #Narcissists @Quora #CatLover 😻Nadia Rossetti @NadiaRossetti24
394 Followers 355 FollowingJosh Jeffery @JeffCarnage
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2K Followers 3K Following Tory hating, hard working, fast talking, father of two, husband of one and all round good guy.Dr Krisztina Ilko @krisztina_ilko
2K Followers 1K Following Currently Junior Research Fellow @QueensCam. Aff. @BritishAcademy_ @UniOfOxford. @metmuseum (2018-20). 'The Pawns of History' ♟️ Chess & Global Middle Ages.Glyn Coy @Glyndle
3K Followers 2K Following "Hidden Wiltshire" is my thing even though I’m a Northerner. From Liverpool / Rainford. Welsh Heritage. Interests: Photography. Ancient History. Italian lingo.Doctor Edge @cygnus_dr
4K Followers 3K Following Professional. LUFC. 🖖 Sci-Fi. Quantum. Kebabs. Not serious. Sometimes serious.Tashy McTashface @TashP351
6K Followers 2K Following A whore in the kitchen, a cook in the bedroom, and a crap mum.My lovely horse 🐎 @SueJ1973
10K Followers 4K Following “If there’s something you like doing the chances are that it’s illegal, it’s immoral or it makes you fat”. Lover of champagne, “tits in bio”DonQuixotext (Woody) @WoodyLGC
197 Followers 408 Following My Fun Account. If you don't like my Tweets, Puns and Insights,don't read them or block me. Don't harass me, just because you feel the need. Life should be fun!Andi @smiles_and_nods
413 Followers 243 Following Andi 2.0 Lost everyone during my Twitter sabbatical. please follow again.The Upshot @UpshotTowers
283K Followers 86 Following Drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and everything else BBC Sport won’t touch with a bargepole. The funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday.Hutch🏌️♂️.. @hutch_golf
9K Followers 1K Following Professional data nerd. Amateur golfer. Data Science & AI @arccosgolf. Trying to make golf improvement easier for myself & others. Promo code ‘Hutch15’Suzie Selenophile @TheCemetress
7K Followers 6K Following Lover of Cemeteries #MyGarden is my favourite one! I'm obsessed with Death, magic & Jareth. I love moths, ants, trees... & I'm in love with the moon. 🖤🖤🖤𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛 .. @PaperCowboys
6K Followers 6K Following We beat the drum slowly & play the fife lowly. Roots rock & roll with a slice of Gothic Western. #americana #gothicwestern #southerngothic #blues #rockabillyPete @TheRealPeteLaw
633 Followers 1K Following Beer, bikes and the blues. Only here just out of habit. #UTFTSophie Hall @SophLouiseHall
5K Followers 3K Following SILLY POEMS: https://t.co/QR8Is4wnhN SUBSTACK ABOUT BEST BITS OF POP SONGS: https://t.co/u8YoChMXw3Husko @dank_ackroyd
21K Followers 3K Following if you like tweets you’re in for a treat 😎 @parkascomedySean McLoughlin @SeanMcLoughlin
20K Followers 980 Following Sign up the mailing list on my website and you get free stuff.Tom Lawrinson - Tour .. @TomLawrinson
5K Followers 426 Following UK TOUR NOW ON SALE - Tickets below 🧠 💀 comedy: @pbjmanagement ………………. …………………collabs: [email protected]Pru @prufrockluvsong
20K Followers 2K Following humorisht | situation misunderstander | word maker upper | bit prolongerSteve Morrison @chopper32
926 Followers 2K Following I have a big heart, a keen mind and a knob of butter. Onions are my own. Clay Pigeon breeder. Memorial Device ANT. Never vote Tory. Uninspired by real eventsMarcus Keeley @MarcusKeeley
4K Followers 1K Following Sometimes I do comedy things and that. I look at things on Tiktok. All views irrelevant.Ronan Le Flécher @BreizhWeCan
27K Followers 2K Following Mes posts sentent bon la #Bretagne, le vent, le large, la mer, la terre, le beurre salé... What else ? ༄༄ Agir local, Penser global ༄༄ #BZH@eggforbread Pïss orf..I'm 'aving a faaaag
@eggforbread I actually have today...
En route to Oban for football. Wee stop in one of my favourite places on Earth. #Inveraray 🌞⚽️❤️
'When Darkness Collides', 16" x 20" SALE 15% off only on my Website! amberbrunsdenart.com ©️Amber Brunsden Art
@eggforbread Ahhhh this is great- even the video is fun!
🚨 Down in two! Emma Grechi cards an albatross in the final round of the #InvestecSAWomensOpen on the Ladies European Tour 🔥
I've just seen a rat as big as a cat. I thought the dogs would go mad but they were like, Fuck that!
Accidental Dr Zuess
I've just seen a rat as big as a cat. I thought the dogs would go mad but they were like, Fuck that!
Cite ce tweet avec la dernière photo de bagnole sur ton téléphone.
“It’s getting late, dear; you don’t want to miss your appointment with your therapist for your Phil Collins addiction…” “You can’t hurry, love!” #SillySunday
Really hate these " are you old..but are you this old " tweets then they show a picture of The A team ..there are tribes in deepest,darkest Peru who know the A team ..please try harder for your clicks ...!!
How's that Dianne Abbott investigation you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big stack of papers there? Gotta nice little story? Working on that for quite some time huh? Yeah, talking about that a year ago. Been working on that the whole time?
Wes Streeting says, in relation to Dan Poulters defection to Labour, that the Labour party wants to build a big tent A tent where right wing austerity supporting ex Tories are welcome, and socialists aren't.
#LimerickRhyme #Halibut 🐟 🎣 🐟 🎣 🐟 🎣 🐟 🎣🐟🎣 Halibut caught on the line It’s my first so I’m feeling just fine It’ll look even better Doused in beer batter With chips, mushy peas, glass of wine 🐟🎣🐟🎣🐟🎣🐟🎣🐟🎣🐟🎣
Seen a lot of posts about people feeling down on here because of negativity in their replies, weird bots ruining engagement etc. To counteract it, what's the bounciest song you can think of? Just bubblegum joy? Here's mine: 🥥🥥 youtu.be/OwhbXvVeKy0?si…
#ASongOrMovieForClean Hygiene Genie, Your place is a mess!