A Shining Wit @Caffeine748
Crusader for wordplay, puns and corect spelling. Joined October 2018-
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I watched Blue Peter for the first time yesterday. About half an hour in, the paramedics arrived to treat his hypothermia. #LunchPun
I bet @DMcIntyreWWE believes in @joehendry
I bet @DMcIntyreWWE believes in @joehendry
I believe in Joe Hendry.
The owner of the furniture store next door used to laugh about my stories of the poltergeist that haunts my shop moving my stock around. Now it's started haunting his. My, how the tables have turned. #LunchPun
I started a croak. #FrogsInASongOrMovie
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Alice in Underpants #FashionableLiterature
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I've been sneezing a lot lately, so I thought I'd try some new hayfever medication today... #Lunchpun
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Nic @tismenic70
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Chu-Let-The-Dogs-Out�.. @Chumantastic
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Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot
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Iain MacDonald @imacpun
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My best friend thinks @joehendry should have a Christmas song and go on Eurovision 😂 she believes
@JimmyBayBay @joehendry I'm not a man of faith, but I believe in Joe Hendry.
I believe in Joe Hendry
How many people believe in Joe Hendry?
@TheRajGiri HHH needs to get on the phone with Joe Hendry’s agent like yesterday
if i have to have joe hendry's music from his tag team with joseph conners in my head then so do the rest of you
@IANdrewDiceClay Because he is Joe Hendry and he makes things better
Ireland believes in Joe Hendry
Me outselling U2 is karma for them pre-installing their music on my iPhone Just know that when Bono looks at the charts, he will see this
Can someone please remind me what happened yesterday👀🐏🐏🐏 @dcfcofficial
A special evening at the Pride Park 🐑🤍 Back in the Championship after last year’s 21 point reduction, I cannot be more proud of this team 🖤🤍 GO RAMS #DCFC @dcfcofficial
Truly Madly Derby!! ⚽️📻🐏♥️ #dcfc #dcfcfans #bbcfootball
@Ed__Dawes @radioderby #dcfc #dcfcfans so lucky to have captured the words and the emotions.
Glad I was there to witness something special. You fans are incredible and deserve a successful team. Thank you to @BBCDerbySport @domjdietrich @Ed__Dawes for letting me be part of the journey. I enjoyed the ride! Championship be ready, here we come. 🐏 #dcfc #dcfcfans
Ending the season as he's spent so much of it - with a clean sheet 👏 @dcfcofficial keeper Joe Wildsmith wins @SkyBetLeagueOne's Golden Glove 🌟 #DCFC
Up the rams!!🤍
Fab night at Pride Park with two of my old captains. @stimac_igor & Darryl Powell. 🐏 #dcfc #dcfcfans
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