Church Web Guy @ChurchWebGuy
I'm a web developer, not a computer tech. I code and create responsive websites. Please don't ask me to fix your issue with MS Word. Joined August 2012-
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I hate ideas that decided to pop into your head when it should be time for bed...now I'm doodling away! #CantSleepNow #IdeaBuzz #WideAwake
People with the last name "Null" causing me confusion this morning... Do you really not have a last name? #SMH #WebDevProblems
A guy whom I do not know just poked his head in my office and said "See ya bro," flashed a peace sign and walked away. #confused
I just got a spam email offering web hosting and the prices were in rupees... Makes me want to play Zelda! #webdev
I just saw my next door neighbors at McAlester's, then Hobby Lobby and finally at Lowe's. I'm starting to feel like I'm being spied on!
@TheChurchIT I knew you would have a solution! @AnonMinistryWi @IT_Dictator
@AnonMinistryWi That is clearly the case... maybe @IT_Dictator or @TheChurchIT could help resolve that issue...
Someone just emailed me a request, then sent me a text message about the email, then called to confirm I received the text all within 10 min
About to do a major core update on a big site with lots of moving parts. Prayers would be appreciated!
I love when somebody calls me and asks if I'm currently busy and if they can come ask me questions only to never come see me. #waiting
I used to be a @firefox fanboy but switched to @googlechrome several years ago. I'm giving Beta 29 a test to win me back today though...
I feel like every time I use fitvids.js I'm getting my workout in for the day.
Why does everybody want to center text all over the place? It is really hard to read!
Just got my project list to under 15! *drops the mic*
Anybody know any good SQL jokes? I'd like to SELECT jokes FROM twitter WHERE humor IS NOT NULL *rimshot*
@AnonMinistryWi It wasn't too bad... just annoying more than anything. Just had to bounce the server and DB connections were restored!
Nothing like starting your morning off with a SQL DB server issue... causing DB connection issues to all the sites on the server.
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