claire. 🌷 @ClawsKelly
I just be talkin'. Dublin Joined October 2009-
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the only thing fake about me, is this!
the only thing fake about me, is this!
Underrated Simpsons moment x.com/i/status/17848…
Underrated Simpsons moment x.com/i/status/17848…
It really, really bothers me that Crazy Frog is the name of the artist, not the song
Why is it that you get the ick for every single person who likes you on hinge even if they’re good looking
Watched Blackberry last night and I thought Glenn Howerton was great and carried the whole thing but overall the movie was only ok
Some part of the patriarchy I’m very supportive of, for example I as a woman would like to stay and home and be cosy. Also, I need a man to put up shelves, paint walls, bring me home some bacon, etc etc
Ryan Murphy to Lea Michelle:
him: you better not be dancing like a sexy crab when I get there me:
him: you better not be dancing like a sexy crab when I get there me:
Men - it’s nearly summer and I need you to all start wearing slightly cropped tops, it’s important
Do the Germans (or any other nationality for that matter) have a word for that sweet, sweet feeling you get when you see a picture of your ex and they look clammy and terrible?
Made peace with the fact the old Instagram account is gone so follow me on the new one if you like nonsense instagram.com/clawskelly2.0?…
Had to triple check that this wasn’t Disbussing Film 💀
Had to triple check that this wasn’t Disbussing Film 💀
Paying for meta verified to try and get my Instagram account back only for them to tell me 10 times that they can’t verify it’s me. 😭 Is there not 1 kind soul who works at Facebook who wants to help??
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What the fuck were they doing
So funny to me whenever a friend asks me “Can I just be a bitch for a second?” like do u even know me at all OF COURSE u can be a bitch for a second take as many seconds as u need I’d literally love nothing more
anyway… do u want to rent a cabin that has an outdoor hot tub with me so we can kiss and make out in it ??????????
an ex getting even uglier after you break up with them is all the fuel for healing you need tbh
The reviews are in, you’re a cutie patootie and everyone loves you
i love 2007
Oh my bad I thought EOD stood for End of Da-Month. Sending asap.
i love fishing! post your favorite fish (i love to fish)
Can’t remember who told me this but it’s fixed the blight of Netflix playing tiny mouse fart dialogue audio drowned behind trumpeting background noise. It thinks your TV is surround sound, so change this from English [Original] 5.1 to just English [Original]. You’re welcome.
@ClawsKelly Congrats. An absolute new lease of life. All the best & every happiness with it.
still absolutely obsessed with the outtakes from the mac and charlie die photoshoot
@ClawsKelly It's alot and it's yours and that's all the matters 😎
@ClawsKelly GEWAN YA GOOD THING CLAIRE! Congratulations man 😁😁😁😁