Col Austin @ColAustin3
Voice guy, guitar and various other sound makers, sound design, songwriter, dogs, humor. My last chapter. Since 2009. the middle Joined February 2021-
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Settle down there, Stephen. The sun’s still out and you know how that burns…
Settle down there, Stephen. The sun’s still out and you know how that burns…
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🚨Sarah Huckabee Sanders just had her MAGA Attorney General write an opinion letter stating that as a Governor she is essentially immune from budgetary laws in Arkansas. Sound familiar?! This is why she delayed the independent audit into the $20k in state funds she gave her…
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Kato Kaelin now looks like Mike Myers in a Kato Kaelin mask
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We need more of this! From more of you!
We need more of this! From more of you!
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My favorite Joke. Wife walks up to her Husband and asks "Do I look Fat in this dress??" Husband: "Before I say anything,,, you gotta promise, no matter WHAT I say.... You won't get mad.." Wife: "Ok.. I promise." Husband: "I fucked your sister."
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Nike: Just do it. Or don't. We don't care. We already have your money.
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My lunch.
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I don’t eat this shit but this story is not unique.
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There should be at least 6 minutes of build-up dialogue before each sex scene in pornos.
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I still blame OJ Simpson for making the Kardashian family famous
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HUGE news for @geddython! Gene Hackman confirmed! #Geddython
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BREAKING NEWS: OJ SIMPSON DEAD AT AGE 76
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If you see this man, he is a sadistic and psychotic killer. Refuse to let him into your business. If he works for you, fire him. If he has a business, do not patronize it. His name is Cody Roberts. He tortures animals.
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America needs common sense gum control
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Getting older is like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you're going downhill
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"My name's Louden, Louden Swain. Last week I turned 18. I wasn't ready for it. I haven't done anything yet. So I made this deal with myself. This is the year I make my mark." February 15 marks the 39th anniversary of VISION QUEST! Repost by Monday, Feb. 19 for a chance to win…
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