CommodorePosts @CommodorePosts
The Commodore of the Posts and also an olive propaganda account coolsville Joined February 2021-
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@sdlorman I thought the left WAS you at first
the cool thing about credit cards is you can buy whatever you want even if you cant afford it
wow, finally
has anyone seen my ship? was supposed to come through Suez a few days ago
to the tune of diamonds are forever: 🎶olives are for dinner 🎶
asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla
@markgongloff I know who we should call to fight this x.com/tyler_vazquez/…
From a mobile home park in Palm Bay, this man has some ideas on how the military could stop hurricanes. #HurricaneDorian
if you karate chop enough branches while filming it eventually they HAVE to give you a black belt. best part of phone cameras imho
My wife and I struggled with this but then we started eating jars of stuffed green olives for dinner and our house is back to being filled with sin (though it isn't sin cause wer married!)
Libido under lockdown: Amid the strain, uncertainty and unending sameness of pandemic life, many couples are finding the bandwidth for intimacy is gone. theglobeandmail.com/canada/article…
@notsofiacoppola i'lla vote for you 🤌 🤌
my wife after i fill up a bottle of water
🎶Sooner or later, love is gonna getcha🎶 (love has a knife, this was originally a scary song)
i would simply vote the drones out of office
Rush Kazi @Rushzilla
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Rush Kazi @Rushzilla
2K Followers 1K Following Ritter Talent Agency Award Winning Roast Comic Top 10 Canadian Comedy Album of 2022 Seen at: @JFL42; @OutTV; @SmithsonianChan https://t.co/35a8bsOSU4
Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg
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graeve maeve @cavemaeve
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Emily Faye @mlefaye
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Elmo @elmo
836K Followers 14 Following Elmo's Elmo! Elmo lives on Sesame Street and was told to tell you that Elmo is official!
Logan Guntzelman @adirtyguntz
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Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy
98K Followers 519 Following Also in a sketch group with my friends https://t.co/6Gaw4SYfsm
Ashley Feinberg (ashl... @ashleyfeinberg
179K Followers 959 Following taking a break from stuff, [email protected]
nancy click @HarronWawker
44K Followers 3K Following you! how am i ever going to win an award playing you! // pre-order my boooooook link below etc (Aggregated Disconent, out next may) // [email protected]
Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
216K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
atrophy wife @zuza_real
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein
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beth @bethbourdon
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Liv @Liv_Agar
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Honey @benegotherit
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wint @dril
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Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen
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