Admiral Anxiety @CoryMcClure10
With great power comes great irresponsibility. Fresno, CA Joined January 2019-
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Getting your dick sucked by a tornado must go absolutely ham sandwich 💯
*a couple expresses their undying love* Me: Awww, sweet! *a couple has the messiest public breakup I've ever seen* Me: Ahhhh, sweet!
"I haven't had sex in over a year, and I've gone longer. I don't need it like y'all 💅" Sucks to be you bro, I've been dumping fat loads lmao
Rikishi: *wipes his sweaty ass crack on a woman's face for a whole minute* 11 year old me: "Quality entertainment, two thumbs up"
Haven't seen a single flour ranger complain about no white history month yet, 2022 is hard on everybody I guess.
The Caucasian urge to cry and scream "I am an American CITIZEN!!!" whenever she refuses to hit me with that sloppy
She mad because I be nutting faster than some lmnop
The best episode of @TheBookOfBoba so far is the one Boba Fett isn't even in. Pure wizardry.
Zootopia so realistic bro, they talked about the societal impact of racism and then showed a dumbass cop make it so much worse.
Weed should not be illegal because it makes doing crimes very fun.
It's literally called a ball peen hammer, and suddenly I'm a freak for smashing my balls and peen with it 🙄
Women scare me, how tf do you pull yourself directly out of suicidal breakdowns and homicidal rage with a fucking 💗💖Dutch Bros Iced Coffee💖💗
Can't wait to get famous so the whole world can see what my cameltoe looks like when I'm smoking outside of Starbucks at 8 in the morning #thankstmz
Me arriving at a double homicide crime scene: *flips open wallet* "Cory McClure, Costco Gold Star member. What's the situation, boys?" Police: *beat me*
After years of study I have concluded that being a bisexual woman is A) Nasty flirting with all your lady friends for the whole world to see. I mean real Penthouse stuff. B) Ending up banging a guy with ear plugs and a broken dick anyway. He also likes your friend more than you.
I bet DJs try the wildest shit when they fingerbang somebody
I am crying the manliest tears into my Lucky Charms right now bro
Not to flex but I don't need a problem with dairy to be constantly on the verge of shitting myself 💅
I be saying "God rest his soul" about mfs that are still alive in the hopes they get snatched up by a hurricane or some shit
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