CountingToNone @CountingToNone

I don't immediately Tweet when I'm frustrated. That would be foolish. First, I take a deep breath and count to zero. Joined July 2010

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CountingToNone @CountingToNone

2 years ago

I think the part of this image I relate best to is Ashitaka's underdeveloped prefrontal cortex.

Retro Anime @retro_twt

2 years ago

I think the part of this image I relate best to is Ashitaka's underdeveloped prefrontal cortex.

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CountingToNone @CountingToNone

2 years ago

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary has hit lucky number 13 at a time when this platform has been repeatedly veering in, shall we say, "awe-inspiring" directions.

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CountingToNone @CountingToNone

2 years ago

Starting to regret not checking out that QAnon propaganda flick. By all accounts it's making quite an impact! Like, allegedly a positive one!

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Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha

2 years ago

If you’d told me that between Barbie and Oppenheimer, one would start online discourse about on-screen age gaps and the other would lead to international controversy rooted in 1940s Asian geopolitics, never in a million years would have I guessed which one would yield which.

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CountingToNone @CountingToNone

2 years ago

This is like a roadmap for being comfortable with oneself. I can't imagine what other context it could have been taken from!

˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender

2 years ago

This is like a roadmap for being comfortable with oneself. I can't imagine what other context it could have been taken from!

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Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters

2 years ago

Today’s job market combines the abusiveness of 1900s jobs and uselessness of 2000s jobs. Somebody will be like “I do growth onboarding for a cupcake company that has a compliment on every wrapper.” And you’ll be like “oh that sounds fun” and they’ll be like “actually they hit us”

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Brandon @blgtylr

2 years ago

If you think I'm hot, don't tell me. Tell no one. Repent, diminish, and go into the west. Let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. Except me. Do not let it love me. Put that soft animal in a cage and put that cage under a cloak in a dark room forever.

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Ken Klippenstein (NSPM-7 Compliant) @kenklippenstein

2 years ago

NYT’s useful life hack on how to escape student debt

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CountingToNone @CountingToNone

2 years ago

We poors have had it too easy for too long. This is just a historic first step toward making things right for those wealthy few who have rankled under our oppressive hegemony of majority.

its that kev @acanticleforkev

2 years ago

We poors have had it too easy for too long. This is just a historic first step toward making things right for those wealthy few who have rankled under our oppressive hegemony of majority.

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Paul (Poet in Motion) Freedom! @JommysCousin

2 years ago

//Word is we're getting ice cream. cult.freeforums.net/thread/589/ice…

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper

2 years ago

LOL THEY ACTUALLY DID IT WE LIVE IN A WORLD RUN BY BABIES

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Neon 🖋️🍂🍄‍🟫🍁 @neon_heartbeat

2 years ago

"if they died instantly what were those banging sounds" stop asking questions about the ocean. dont fuck with the sea. don't go there. i'll tell you what that noise was, none of our damn business that's what that noise was

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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

2 years ago

I guess the next time a sub implodes, the Coast Guard better bring its time machine

Business Insider @BusinessInsider

2 years ago

I guess the next time a sub implodes, the Coast Guard better bring its time machine

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Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger

2 years ago

the rich being obsessed with the titanic is like a mouse being paralysed by the hypnotic stare of a cobra, or a bug being lured into a venus fly trap, it is their natural predator

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CountingToNone @CountingToNone

2 years ago

Them: The stigma surrounding what's going on with your head is coming to an end! Me: I'm so glad that society is finally ready to accept me despite my mental illn- Them: Yeah, you can use all the prosthetic hair you want! Really go crazy with it! Me: 🥹

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Hoai-Tran Bui @htranbui

2 years ago

IndieWire @IndieWire

2 years ago

https://t.co/PE4m6jT0mn

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @RufusTSuperfly

2 years ago

‘I NEED A POSTER OF RITA HAYWORTH’

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CountingToNone @CountingToNone

2 years ago

I've never been attacked by geese, but I can still relate to the idea of having one thing on my medical record that every medical professional treats as a higher priority than my actual complaint! One such complaint was a rupturing appendix. On the plus side, neat scar!