Cstene @Cstene
Can I go home now? Canada Joined February 2009-
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@ngreenizan My kindest, sincerest apologies for the inconvenience this has caused. Kindly DM your SIN number, phone number, bank pin, blood type and favourite type of cookie so that we may look into this further for you.
Me: “I like wrestling. It’s all hair and costumes and drama. Just like the Real Housewives” @ngreenizan: “you just ruined it for me. “
@ngreenizan It tasted like nightmares and low self esteem.
@ngreenizan And my best tweets are the ones that you hate.
@ngreenizan Who tells a kid that? Like, this woman was basically a stranger and she took it upon herself to try to destroy an 8 year old for no reason other than she was a bitter late 80’s mom who probably never lived up to her full potential. I hope she lives a life of much inconvenience.
@ngreenizan Is COVID retro-chic yet? We could certainly play that angle.
@ngreenizan I think your autocorrect messed up this tweet, because I know you meant to say “Best songs you’ve ever heard”
@sarahmassah @ngreenizan As long as I don’t have to dress up in a costume, I can keep an open mind.
@ngreenizan @sarahmassah Can confirm. Summer is the worst - it’s what I imagine hell feels like.
Don’t worry about me, I’ll just be over here fuelling my nightmares
@ngreenizan It’s true. I’d love to see Bobby Flay bake up a weiner shaped cake with Calabrian chili frosting
Hey @ngreenizan! Here’s some breaking news for you. We’re having turkey burgers for dinner tomorrow. #turkeyburgers
@ngreenizan Orrrrrrrrr use the magic headphones that come with your phone!
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