Chef @CuriousCruz

Life's short. Eat good food and leave a chubby corpse. Joined August 2011

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Barstool Sports @barstoolsports

3 years ago

BMW announced they’re releasing the first ever color-changing car.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

5 years ago

To say I’m touched is putting it lightly. And yeah, #BookofBobaFett ROCKS. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen

5 years ago

Patton Oswalt absolutely nailed this prediction #BookofBobaFett (Spoiler Warning)

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Kenjac @JackKennedy

5 years ago

Retweet Coleman Trebor for good luck. Ignore and have your bloodline cursed until the end of time

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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr

5 years ago

When a patron declines to show proof of vaccination, the chef kills him. But the patron was a mob boss. As goons descend on the store the chef defends himself using the skills he learned as Navy Seal British MI-6 Spetsnaz. Jason Statham is Riely Pvchenko in 'Vaxx On/Vaxx Off'

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Kenjac @JackKennedy

6 years ago

Oh my god I forgot how good this scene is x.com/CheeksFranz/st…

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Chef @CuriousCruz

6 years ago

@katebarstool is there an office pool on when the baby pops out you??

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6 years ago

These are two show I need back in my life. Re-runs or a reboot, either will do.

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6 years ago

Stumbling like a D3 player Saturday night, who played 12 minutes of pivotal special teams minutes to really contribute to the 43-12 victory! Not speaking from any sort of experience of course.

Barstool Sports @barstoolsports

6 years ago

Tom Brady is lost in the sauce x.com/TBTimes_Bulls/…

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feitelberg @FeitsBarstool

6 years ago

Terrible water, no less. By FAR the worst brand of water.

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Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat

6 years ago

HOLY SHIT SHIZZAT THE RIZZAT

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Rich O'Toole @RichOToole

6 years ago

My Mom on Thanksgiving: Please don’t touch the deviled eggs that are in the fridge. They’re for the guests. Me:

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Chef @CuriousCruz

6 years ago

At the crime scene. LOL!

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6 years ago

@JeffDLowe Arguably his most tolerable Netflix movie

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6 years ago

@SKOLdotNEWS @DavidPattock The man, the myth, the legend

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Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick

6 years ago

Settling the chugga debate once and for all. You’re welcome

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Flula Borg @flula

6 years ago

INSIDE OF THE NBA is the best show inside of the television. @NBAonTNT

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Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool

6 years ago

🖤🖤🖤

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Vincent Goodwill @VinceGoodwill

6 years ago

Doc Rivers, near tears: "We’ve been hung. We’ve been shot. And you hear about is (police) fear. It’s amazing. We keep loving this country. And this country doesn’t love us back."

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Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow

6 years ago

Well..since I got kicked out. If you tweet #WheresPat & #HeGotKickedOutOfAVirtualArena & @ @FDSportsbook before this Mavs/Clippers game ends. You’ll be entered in to be randomly selected to win $500 in credit from @FanDuel & $5000 from me Have a good night..Kawhi might drop 60