Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

Yell heah Im the fothermuckin princess she/her 🍉🌻🦋 Do i have to put something? Joined March 2009

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

Embarrassingly when I binge shows I tend to take on some traits of the characters personalities. Currently I’m binging the Sopranos and It’s Always Sunny sorry for anyone who communicates with me for awhile.

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

Ugh I love when I’m on a dating app and I see a girl from high school who also wasn’t out yet. Girl you too!?!

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

Kay I understand that 20+ birds is a messed up gift to give your one true love but why is no one mentioning that the last 5 days you’re giving your one true love human beings.

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

I was looking at my resolutions from last year a couple months ago and realized I hadn’t done that much, and here I am in the last 3 weeks on 2023 and I got most of them done last minute 😭😭

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

Every year I check Apple Music and every year I’m disappointed but this year they finally did it, they added Santa Claus Lane and Merry Christmas Lil Mama 😭😭😭

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

Today someone called starbies and asked if we had the poopy refresher. Without missing a beat I said “yes, I’ll go to the back and make one fresh for you when you come in.” I’m so disgusted with myself

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

Having trouble sourcing pumpkins in the summer for your beer? Try making your pumpkin beer with a frozen pumpkin shaped like Mickey's head (to honour the frozen body of his creator)

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

Always thinking about how the twilight movie theatre scene was filmed at a strip club

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

When I’m asleep I have a habit of setting random alarms and then when they go off I have no idea what they’re about. Why did this go off at 3:45pm

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

‘Tis the season to keep a heated blanket in your bed at all times but it’s also the end of semester so definitely a weighted blanket too. Really tis the season to wake up just drenched in sweat

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

Nobody told me that the new versions of Taylor Swifts album would mean we get a new version of a Kendrick verse 😭😭 (I don’t care if it’s the same words it’s a new version )

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

If you say “free continental breakfast” and provide us with croissants and danishes know that there will be words exchanged

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

Today at 6am a man walked into work and told us we’re smiling too much then at 8am a man walked in and told my coworker she should smile more. We can’t win ladies!!! 🙃

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

You know who hates Starbucks? Ed Sheeran.

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Daniela Tonitini @DanMasterFlashh

3 years ago

Today a guy told me it was his first night away from his 8-week old so he can finally relax. What I meant to say was “oh nice you can go home and watch a movie that’s rated higher than G.” What I said was “oh nice you can go home and watch an adult movie”